Real Time with Bill Maher (2003) | Full Cast

Paul Casey

DIRECTOR

Hal Grant

DIRECTOR

Keith Truesdell

DIRECTOR

Kelly D. Hommon

DIRECTOR

Tim Mancinelli

DIRECTOR

Bill Maher

Self - Host

Andrew Sullivan

Self

Michael Moore

Self - Guest

Arianna Huffington

Self

Barney Frank

Self

Cornel West

Self

Bernie Sanders

Self - Guest

Dan Savage

Self

David Frum

Self

Michael Steele

Self

Salman Rushdie

Self - Guest

Michael Eric Dyson

Self

Paul Begala

Self - Panelist

Matt Welch

Self - Panelist

Fareed Zakaria

Self

D.L. Hughley

Self

Chris Matthews

Self

Matt Taibbi

Self

Jon Meacham

Self

P.J. O'Rourke

Self

Ann Coulter

Self

S.E. Cupp

Self - Panelist

Kristen Soltis Anderson

Self - Panelist

Neil deGrasse Tyson

Self - Guest

Ian Bremmer

Self - Panelist

Bret Stephens

Self - Panelist

John Heilemann

Self

Van Jones

Self - Panelist

Rob Reiner

Self - Panelist

Max Brooks

Self - Panelist

Amy Holmes

Self

Martin Short

Self - Guest

Katty Kay

Self - Panelist

John Avlon

Self - Guest

Richard Clarke

Self

Darrell Issa

Self

Jack Kingston

Self

Donna Brazile

Self - Panelist

Eliot Spitzer

Self

Jeremy Scahill

Self

James Carville

Self - Panelist

Gavin Newsom

Self

Reihan Salam

Self

Rick Wilson

Self

Seth MacFarlane

Self

Sarah Silverman

Self - Guest

John Waters

Self - Guest

Chrystia Freeland

Self

Alexandra Pelosi

Self - Guest

Jason Alexander

Self - Guest

Richard Belzer

Self

Jennifer Granholm

Self - Panelist

Larry Miller

Self

Steve Moore

Self

Bari Weiss

Self - Guest

Bob Costas

Self - Guest

Andrew Ross Sorkin

Self

Joshua Green

Self - Panelist

Alex Wagner

Self - Panelist

Steve Schmidt

Self

Fran Lebowitz

Self - Guest

Malcolm Nance

Self - Panelist

Kellyanne Conway

Self - Guest

Joe Scarborough

Self

Lawrence Wilkerson

Self

Margaret Hoover

Self

Josh Barro

Self - Panelist

Heather McGhee

Self - Panelist

Paul F. Tompkins

Self

Ben Affleck

Self

Bradley Whitford

Self

Rahm Emanuel

Self

Wesley Clark

Self

Thomas Friedman

Self

Al Sharpton

Self

Larry Wilmore

Self - Panelist

John Legend

Self - Guest

Christopher Hitchens

Self

Anthony Weiner

Self - Guest

Ralph Nader

Self

Grover Norquist

Self - Guest

Al Franken

Self

Howard Dean

Self

Mike Huckabee

Self

Michael Smerconish

Self

John Fund

Self

Ross Douthat

Self - Guest

Neera Tanden

Self - Panelist

Caitlin Flanagan

Self - Panelist

Adam Schiff

Self - Guest

Reza Aslan

Self

Markos Moulitsas

Self

Nancy Pelosi

Self

Killer Mike

Self - Panelist

Dana Rohrabacher

Self

Mary Katharine Ham

Self - Panelist

Kim Campbell

Self

Tavis Smiley

Self

Richard Dawkins

Self

Tim Robbins

Self - Guest

Janeane Garofalo

Self

Chris Rock

Self - Guest

John McWhorter

Self - Panelist

Frank Luntz

Self

Mark Cuban

Self

Cory Booker

Self

Elizabeth Warren

Self - Guest

Rachel Maddow

Self

Chris Hayes

Self

Rick Lazio

Self - Guest

Ana Navarro

Self - Panelist

Chelsea Handler

Self - Guest

Joy-Ann Reid

Self - Guest

Ana Marie Cox

Self - Panelist

Frank Bruni

Self - Panelist

Andrew Yang

Self - Panelist

Jay Leno

Self - Guest

John Edwards

Self

Michael Ware

Self

Eric Holder

Self - Guest

Alec Baldwin

Self - Guest

Christine Todd Whitman

Self

Sarah Isgur

Self - Panelist

Nicholas Kristof

Self

Tom Davis

Self - Guest

Paul Krugman

Self

Tucker Carlson

Self

Thomas Frank

Self - Guest

Joel Stein

Self

Richard Engel

Self - NBC News Chief Foreign Correspondent

Kerry Washington

Self - Guest

Oliver Stone

Self - Guest

Robert Reich

Self

Keith Olbermann

Self

Dana Gould

Self

Sam Harris

Self

Richard Haass

Self

Alan Grayson

Self

Nicolle Wallace

Self

Jane Harman

Self

Michelle Caruso-Cabrera

Self - Guest

David Axelrod

Self - Panelist

Jon Tester

Self

Monica Mehta

Self - Guest

Ralph Reed

Self - Guest

Michael C. Moynihan

Self - Panelist

Johann Hari

Self - Panelist

Christina Bellantoni

Self - Panelist

Peter Hamby

Self - Panelist

Rebecca Traister

Self - Panelist

Tim Ryan

Self - Panelist

Ro Khanna

Self - California Congressman

Kara Swisher

Self - Panelist

Scott Galloway

Self - Panelist

Heather Wilson

Self

Joe Biden

Self

Gloria Steinem

Self

Ileana Ros-Lehtinen

Self

Lincoln Chafee

Self

Harold Ford

Self

Madeleine Albright

Self

George F. Will

Self - Guest

Pete Buttigieg

Self

Amy Klobuchar

Self - Guest

Irshad Manji

Self

Ezra Klein

Self - Panelist

Michel Martin

Self

Ayaan Hirsi Ali

Self

Rosa Brooks

Self

Charlie Sykes

Self - Panelist

Rob Thomas

Self

Ron Suskind

Self

Dana Priest

Self

Jesse Jackson

Self

Jesse Ventura

Self

Aaron McGruder

Self

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Self

Barbara Boxer

Self

Maureen Dowd

Self

David Cross

Self

Dennis Kucinich

Self

Farai Chideya

Self

Joy Behar

Self

Tina Brown

Self

Andrew Breitbart

Self

Tom Morello

Self

Sean Penn

Self - Guest

Naomi Klein

Self

Brian Schweitzer

Self

Harry Shearer

Self

Garry Shandling

Self - Guest

Ron Paul

Self

Barbara Lee

Self - Guest

Maxine Waters

Self

Ron Christie

Self

Paul Rieckhoff

Self

Anna Deavere Smith

Self - Guest

Katrina vanden Heuvel

Self

Zach Galifianakis

Self

Gillian Tett

Self - Panelist

Annabelle Gurwitch

Self

Nick Gillespie

Self

Thom Hartmann

Self - Panelist

Dylan Ratigan

Self

Charles M. Blow

Self - Guest

Eva Longoria

Self - Guest

Zanny Minton Beddoes

Self

John Feehery

Self - Guest

Glenn Greenwald

Self - Guest

Saru Jayaraman

Self - Guest

Maya Wiley

Self - Panelist

Liz Mair

Self - Guest

Charles Cooke

Self - Guest

Robert Costa

Self - Guest

Gina McCarthy

Self - Guest

Adam Gopnik

Self - Panelist

Sam Stein

Self - Panelist

Betsy Woodruff Swan

Self - Panelist

Piers Morgan

Self - Panelist

Tristan Harris

Self - Guest

John Kasich

Self - Guest

April Ryan

Self - Panelist

Catherine Rampell

Self - Panelist

Nancy MacLean

Self - Panelist

Anthony Scaramucci

Self - Panelist

Elissa Slotkin

Self - Panelist

James Kirchick

Self - Panelist

Laura Coates

Self - Panelist

Chuck Schumer

Self

George Clooney

Self - Guest

Bill Frist

Self

Steve Bannon

Self - Guest

Tom Colicchio

Self - Guest

Daniel Senor

Self

Penn Jillette

Self - Guest

Bill Moyers

Self

Al Gore

Self - Guest

Chris Cuomo

Self - Guest

Max Cleland

Self

Danielle Pletka

Self - Panelist

Joan Walsh

Self

Carly Fiorina

Self

Soledad O'Brien

Self - Panelist

Anthony Zinni

Self

Christiane Amanpour

Self

Willie Nelson

Self

Stephen A. Smith

Self

Roseanne Barr

Self - Guest

David Mamet

Self - Guest

Loretta Sanchez

Self

Eric Idle

Self

Terry McAuliffe

Self

Tara Setmayer

Self - Panelist

Jeffrey Ross

Self - Guest

Dennis Miller

Self

Bob Barr

Self

David Dreier

Self

Russell Simmons

Self - Guest

Gore Vidal

Self

Tony Snow

Self

George Carlin

Self

Jane Fonda

Self - Guest

Dan Rather

Self

Garry Kasparov

Self - Guest

John Ridley

Self

Bill Bradley

Self

Catherine Crier

Self

Martha Raddatz

Self

Claire McCaskill

Self

Bob Woodward

Self

Melissa Harris-Perry

Self

Carol Leifer

Self

Jon Hamm

Self - Guest

John Bolton

Self

Kathy Griffin

Self - Guest

Michael Pollan

Self - Guest

Matthew Continetti

Self

Jessica Yellin

Self

Judd Apatow

Self - Guest

Jonathan Alter

Self

Lawrence O'Donnell

Self - Guest

Jake Tapper

Self

Dan Neil

Self

Amy Chua

Self

Michelle Goldberg

Self - Panelist

Marc Maron

Self - Guest

Will Cain

Self

Doug Heye

Self - Guest

Kevin Nealon

Self - Guest

Matt Kibbe

Self - Guest

David Stockman

Self

Ed Schultz

Self

Susan del Percio

Self

Jeff Rechner

Jesus Christ

Walter Kirn

Self

Wes Moore

Self

Eric Klinenberg

Self

Jim VandeHei

Self - Panelist

Bill McKibben

Self - Guest

Amy Goodman

Self - Guest

Charles Alan Murray

Self - Guest

George Packer

Self - Panelist

Billy Crystal

Self - Guest

Wendell Pierce

Self - Guest

Bill Nye

Self - Guest

Rula Jebreal

Self - Guest

Krystal Ball

Self - Panelist

Ronan Farrow

Self - Guest

Angus King

Self - Guest

Erin Brockovich-Ellis

Self - Guest

Donna Edwards

Self - Guest

Mary Matalin

Self - Guest

Tulsi Gabbard

Self - Guest

Quentin Tarantino

Self - Guest

Marianne Williamson

Self - Guest

Ernest Moniz

Self - Guest

Matt Lewis

Self - Panelist

Michael Weiss

Self - Panelist

Rick Santorum

Self - Panelist

Angela Rye

Self - Guest

Ari Melber

Self - Panelist

Trae Crowder

Self - Guest

Michael Hayden

Self - Panelist

Nayyera Haq

Self - Panelist

Erick Erickson

Self - Panelist

Ben Shapiro

Self - Guest

Charlamagne Tha God

Self - Guest

Jonathan Haidt

Self - Guest

Jennifer Rubin

Self - Panelist

Bakari Sellers

Self - Panelist

Buck Sexton

Self - Panelist

Katie Porter

Self - Panelist

Chris Christie

Self - Panelist

Heidi Heitkamp

Self - Panelist

Noah Rothman

Self - Guest

Megyn Kelly

Self - Guest

Tim Miller

Self

Lis Smith

Self

Adam Kinzinger

Self - Panelist

Batya Ungar-Sargon

Self - Panelist

Martina De Leon Diaz

Audience Member

Pamela Paul

Self - Panelist

Harry Anderson

Self - Guest

Valerie Plame Wilson

Self

Lou Dobbs

Self

Jim Gilmore

Self

Frank Rich

Self

Pat Buchanan

Self

Spike Lee

Self - Guest

Benjamin Netanyahu

Self

John Kerry

Self

Jorge Ramos

Self

Russ Feingold

Self

Bill Richardson

Self

Jay-Z

Self - Guest

Radley Balko

Self

Maajid Nawaz

Self - Author, 'Radical'

Bill de Blasio

Self - Guest

Michael McKean

Self

Mort Zuckerman

Self

Helen Thomas

Self

Mary Frances Berry

Self

David Avella

Self - President, GOPAC

Mitch Landrieu

Self - Guest

Andrew Gillum

Self - Panelist

Ian McKellen

Self - Guest

Gary Hart

Self

Sandy Rios

Self

Robin Williams

Self - Guest

Seth Green

Self

Craig Ferguson

Self

Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Self - Author, 'For The Next Generation'

Nikki Glaser

Self - Comedian

Katie Couric

Self - Guest

Frank Figliuzzi

Self

David Gregory

Self

David Kuo

Self

Robert Baer

Self

Linda Sánchez

Self

Bob Odenkirk

God

Woody Harrelson

Self - Guest

Margaret Cho

Self - Guest

William Kristol

Self

Bob Graham

Self

Bay Buchanan

Self

Gray Davis

Self

Dana Carvey

Self - Guest

John Mellencamp

Self

Charles Barkley

Self

Willie Brown

Self

James Woolsey

Self

Monica Crowley

Self

Ted Rall

Self

Michael Graham

Self

Moby

Self

Eddie Izzard

Self - Guest

Susan Sarandon

Self - Guest

Barack Obama

Self

Sandra Tsing Loh

Self

Natalie Maines

Self

Alan Simpson

Self

Bernadine Healy

Self

Lesley Stahl

Self

Andrea Mitchell

Self

Bill O'Reilly

Self

Laura Kightlinger

Nadya Suleman

Sanjay Gupta

Self

Tommy Thompson

Self

Ten Travis

Self

Whoopi Goldberg

Self - Guest

Laurel Marlantes

Bill's Assistant

Bjørn Lomborg

Self

Ingrid Newkirk

Self

Vicente Fox

Self

Carl Bernstein

Self

Yasiin Bey

Self

Janice Schakowsky

Self

Chris Dodd

Self

Scott McClellan

Self

Lisa Schiffren

Self

Trace Adkins

Self

Ron Reagan

Self

Fred Armisen

Self

Arthur Laffer

Self

Edward Rendell

Self

Joe Sestak

Self

Ashton Kutcher

Self - Guest

Jeffrey Toobin

Self

Robin Wright

Self

Joe Queenan

Self

Will.i.am

Self

Matthew John Dowd

Self

Arlen Specter

Self

Niall Ferguson

Self

David Simon

Self

Larry King

Self

Randy Cohen

Self

Hooman Majd

Self

Lisa P. Jackson

Self

Hill Harper

Self

Susan Eisenhower

Self

Simon Johnson

Self

Terence Bernie Hines

Henry Louis Gates

Adam Carolla

Self

Gary Johnson

Self

Jimmy Carter

Self

Sebastian Junger

Self

Norah O'Donnell

Self

Dana Loesch

Self

Mark McKinnon

Self

Laura Flanders

Panelist

Levi Johnston

Self

John Fetterman

Self

Raymond Kurzweil

Self

Matthew Perry

Self - Guest

Reggie Brown

Barack Obama

Bryan Cranston

Self - Guest

Adam McKay

Self - Guest

Michael Hastings

Self

Michelle Bernard

Self

Michael Oren

Self

Rich Galen

Self

Keith Ellison

Self

E.J. Dionne Jr.

Self

Dambisa Moyo

Self - Guest

Boris Epshteyn

Self

Mark Ruffalo

Self - Guest

Joseph Stiglitz

Self - Guest

Dinesh D'Souza

Self

Nate Silver

Self

Matthew Segal

Self

Martin Bashir

Self

Peter Byck

Self

Ezekiel Emanuel

Self - Guest

Avik Roy

Self - Guest

Bobcat Goldthwait

Self

Arsenio Hall

Self

Mark Foley

Self

Jimmy Kimmel

Self - Guest

Maria Teresa Kumar

Self - Guest

Julian Assange

Self

Bob Kerrey

Self

Zachary Quinto

Self - Guest

Patrick Joseph Kennedy II

Self - Guest

Rob Lowe

Self - Guest

Bobby Ghosh

Self - Guest

Jamie Weinstein

Self

Colin Goddard

Self - Guest

Mattie Duppler

Self - Guest

Chloe Maxmin

Self - Guest

William Barber

Self - Guest

Duncan Hunter

Self - Guest

Jose Antonio Vargas

Self - Guest

David Miliband

Self - Guest

Andy Dean

Self - Guest

Simone Campbell

Self - Guest

John Cleese

Self - Guest

Josh Gad

Self - Guest

Chris Hardwick

Self - Guest

Baratunde Thurston

Self - Guest

Christine Quinn

Self - Guest

Tom Rogan

Self - Guest

Dave Barry

Self - Guest

Benjamin Domenech

Self - Guest

Andy Cohen

Self - Guest

Linda Chavez

Self - Guest

Roger Stone

Self - Guest

Asra Q. Nomani

Self - Guest

Eddie Huang

Self - Guest

Lawrence Wright

Self - Guest

David Duchovny

Self - Guest

Michael Render

Self - Guest

Mark Leibovich

Self - Panelist

Jelani Cobb

Self - Guest

Louise Mensch

Self - Panelist

Xiuhtezcatl Martinez

Self - Guest

Nick Hanauer

Self - Guest

Tom Perez

Self - Guest

Russell Brand

Self - Guest

Timothy Snyder

Self - Guest

Matt Schlapp

Self - Guest

Sheldon Whitehouse

Self - Guest

Seth Moulton

Self - Panelist

David Jolly

Self - Panelist

Jason Kander

Self - Panelist

Richard Painter

Self - Guest

Evan McMullin

Himseslf - Panelist

Jeffrey Lord

Self - Guest

David Hogg

Self

Beto O'Rourke

Self - Guest

Steven Pinker

Self - Guest

Jim Carrey

Self

John O. Brennan

Self - Guest

Clint Watts

Self - Guest

Jay Inslee

Self - Guest

Natasha Bertrand

Self - Panelist

Cornell Belcher

Self - Panelist

Preet Bharara

Self - Guest

Eric Swalwell

Self - Guest

Evelyn Farkas

Self - Panelist

Jonathan Swan

Self - Panelist

Max Boot

Self - Panelist

Dan Carlin

Self - Panelist

Susan Rice

Self

Michael McFaul

Self - Guest

Joe Walsh

Self - Guest

Thomas Chatterton Williams

Self

Dan Crenshaw

Self - Panelist

Coleman Hughes

Self

Wynton Marsalis

Self

Ben Sheehan

Self - Guest

Ritchie Torres

Self - Guest

Katherine Mangu-Ward

Self - Panelist

Eric Adams

Self - Guest

Yuval Noah Harari

Self - Panelist

Douglas Murray

Self - Panelist

Jared Polis

Self - Guest

Mark Esper

Self - Guest

Ruben Gallego

Self - Arizona Congressman

Vivek Ramaswamy

Self - Panelist

Julia Ioffe

Self - Guest

David Sedaris

Self

Jessica Tarlov

Self - Panelist

Andrew Cuomo

Self - Guest

Nancy Mace

Self - South Carolina Congresswoman

Chris Sununu

Self - New Hampshire Governor

Jane Ferguson

Self

Tara Palmeri

Self - Panelist

Byron Donalds

Self - Panelist

John David Hartfield

2006

Michael Stipe

Self

Melissa Rivers

Self

Pete Rose

Self

Robert Greenwald

Self

Cynthia McKinney

Self

John Danforth

Self

William Binney

Self - Former Technical Director, NSA

Eric Garcetti

Self

Justin Amash

Self - Guest

Casey Means

Self - Guest

James C. Moore

Self

Elvis Costello

Self

Candy Crowley

Self

Michele Mitchell

Self

Bill Sammon

Self

Michael Brown

Self

Amy Holmes

Self - Guest

Cate Shanahan

Self - Guest

David L. Katz

Self - Public Health Expert

Carol Moseley Braun

Self

Bill Burkett

Self

Rainn Wilson

Self

Danny Glover

Self - Guest

Erica Jong

Self

Heather Higgins

Self

A.B. Stoddard

Self

Joseph Wilson

Self

Rob Schneider

Self

William Baldwin

Self

Eddie Griffin

Self

Harry Belafonte

Self

Graydon Carter

Self

Vali Nasr

Self

Ramesh Ponnuru

Self

Clark Kent Ervin

Self

Steven Weber

Self - Guest

Victoria DeFrancesco Soto

Self - Fellow, UT's LBJ School of Public Affairs

Mikie Sherrill

Self - Panelist

Dariush Mozaffarian

Self

Deborah Simmons

Self

Robert Wuhl

Self

Richard Branson

Self

Victor Davis Hanson

Self - Senior Fellow, Hoover Institution

Frederic W. Barnes

Self

Jeff Flake

Self

Fouad Ajami

Self

Mel Martinez

Self

Kevin Phillips

Self

John Gibson

Self

C.C. Goldwater

Self

John Burns

Self

Alison Stewart

Self

John Amaechi

Self

Pramila Jayapal

Self - Guest

Eleanor Holmes Norton

Self

Kweisi Mfume

Self

Orlando Jones

Self

David Koechner

Gerald 'T-Bone' Tibbons

Craig Robinson

Chucky

Nick Swardson

Self

Clive Barker

Self

Jerry Minor

L. Witherspoon

Dave Matthews

Self

Wolf Blitzer

Self

Dave Allen

The Naked Trucker

Doug Benson

Doug

Grant Lee Phillips

Self

Arj Barker

Self

Earthquake

Self

Jon Brion

Self

Liz Phair

Self

Zuhair Haddad

Saddam Husein

Doug McIntyre

Self

Raymond L. Flynn

Self

David Horowitz

Self

Tony Camin

Tony

Connie Rice

Self

Leticia Van de Putte

Self

Betsy Hart

Self

Kevin Costner

Self - Guest

Drew Barrymore

Self - Guest

Sean Astin

Self

Jon Favreau

Self

Julie Delpy

Self

Ron Silver

Self - Guest

Alanis Morissette

Self - Guest

Steve Harvey

Self

André 3000

Self - Guest

Larry Gelbart

Self

Noam Chomsky

Self

Garrison Keillor

Self

Ashleigh Banfield

Self

Martie Maguire

Self

Emily Robison

Self

The Chicks

Themselves

Cokie Roberts

Self

Michelle Malkin

Self

James Rubin

Self

Charles Rangel

Self

Janis Karpinski

Self

Kwame Kilpatrick

Self

Kitty Kelley

Self

George Allen

Self

Pat Schroeder

Self

John O'Neill

Self

Nina Easton

Self

Debra Dickerson

Self

Kay Granger

Self

James Rogan

Self

Bill Owens

Self

Mindy Tucker-Fletcher

Self

Ian McShane

Self - Guest

Dave Foley

Self

Don Cheadle

Self - Guest

Billy Connolly

Self - Guest

Chris Webber

Self

Katie Cleary

Model

Anderson Cooper

Self

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Self

Eve Ensler

Self

Tom Wolfe

Self

Jose Canseco

Self

Kinky Friedman

Self

Camille Paglia

Self

Jim Zulevic

Larry Fessman

Wendy Pennington

Oscars Red Carpet Madonna

Janet Reno

Self

Chip Hormess

Son

Mario Cuomo

Self

Phyllis Schlafly

Self

George Galloway

Self

Cindy Sheehan

Self

Ward Churchill

Self

Frank H. Murkowski

Self

Tom Daschle

Self

Richard Perle

Self

Joe Watkins

Self

Stephen Schneider

Self

Paul Hackett

Self

Nadira Hira

Self

Mary Robinson

Self

Asa Hutchinson

Self

Stephanie Tubbs Jones

Self

Jeff Gannon

Self

Norm Coleman

Self

James K. Glassman

Self

Walter Maestri

Self

Cynthia Tucker

Self

Michael Faughnan

Self

Richard Pennington

Self

Liz Marlantes

Self

Kayla Williams

Self

Richard Dreyfuss

Self - Guest

Norman Lear

Self

Michelle Gunn

Lucy - NeoConnections

Heather Seiffert

Operator

Mia Farrow

Self

Ken Burns

Self

Drew Carey

Self