The Soup (2004) | Full Cast

Fred Mendes

DIRECTOR

Alan Wu

DIRECTOR

Tim Turner

DIRECTOR

Ben Pluimer

DIRECTOR

Paul Bonanno

DIRECTOR

Joel McHale

Self - Host

Kelly Levy

So Meaty

Anndi McAfee

Self - Announcer

Lou the Chihuahua

Lou

Dominic DeLeo

Mankini

Jade Catta-Preta

Self - Host

Matthew Carney

Matt the Intern

Lee Farber

Audience Member

Seth Green

Self - Guest

Tom McNamara

Tom

Rich Sommer

Self

Jim Rash

Self

Tess Rafferty

Dancer

Yvette Nicole Brown

Self

Kate Flannery

Self - Guest

Gillian Jacobs

Self

Danny Pudi

Self

Ken Jeong

Self

Patrick Warburton

Self

Alison Brie

Self

Wendi McLendon-Covey

Self - Guest

Jon Cryer

Self - Guest

Rob Riggle

Self

David Koechner

Self

Lucy Lawless

Self

Rob Huebel

Self - Guest

Stephanie Pratt

Self

D.J. 'Shangela' Pierce

Shangela Laquifa

Betsy Brandt

Self

Rob Corddry

Self

Joe Manganiello

Self - Guest

Paul Feig

Self - Guest

Maria Menounos

Self - Guest

Haley Joel Osment

Self - Guest

Timothy Omundson

Self - Guest

Chris Hardwick

Self

Michael Kosta

Self - Guest

Rich Eisen

Self - Guest

Lou Diamond Phillips

Self

Adam Scott

Self - Guest

Keith Olbermann

Self

Nik Jackson

Sanjaya Malakar

Julie Benz

Self

Norman Reedus

Daryl Dixon

Steven Yeun

Glenn Rhee

RuPaul

Self

Larry King

Self

Nick Kroll

Self

Jason Biggs

Self

Harlan Moen

Pilot

Brad Stevens

Self - Guest

Wendy Williams

Self

Todd M. Moore

Self - Prop Master

Mehmet Oz

Self

Retta

Self

Jeff Garlin

Self

Marc Maron

Self

Andy Daly

Self

Kal Penn

Self - Guest

Mary Lynn Rajskub

Self

Joe Jonas

Self

James Van Der Beek

Self - Guest

Chris Harrison

Self

Joss Stone

Self

Gemini Pankey

E! Employee of the Year

Simon Pegg

Self

Dominic Monaghan

Self - Guest

Aaron Paul

Self

Carol Leifer

Self

Fred Willard

Self

Gabourey Sidibe

Self

DeMorge Brown

Dr. Conrad Murray, Boss

Zachary Levi

Self

Jason Kennedy

Self

Danny Trejo

Self

Kevin Scott Richardson

Self (as Backstreet Boys)

Dan Harmon

Self

Jay Wasley

Self

Allison Janney

Self - Guest

Riki Lindhome

Self - Guest

Grace Helbig

Self

Brandy Howard

Self

Adam Devine

Self

Susan Yeagley

Self

Johnny Weir

Self

Richard Ayoade

Self

Fred Armisen

CARL

Scott Adsit

Self

Jeff Probst

Self

Rima Fakih

Self

Calvin Tran

Self

Josh Gad

Self - Guest

Pete Holmes

Self - Guest

Constantine Maroulis

Self

Tricia Helfer

Self - Guest

Questlove

Self - Guest

Terry Crews

Self - Guest

Jane Lynch

Self - Guest

James Corden

Self - Guest

Adam Pally

Self - Guest

Reggie Watts

Self - Guest

Kristin Bauer van Straten

Pam the Intern

Marilyn Manson

Judah Friedlander

Rocco DiSpirito

Self

Darren Belitsky

Self

Jon Heder

Self

Ike Barinholtz

Self - Guest

Kunal Nayyar

Self - Guest

Michelle Beadle

Self - Guest

Clint Bowyer

Self - Guest

Zayra

Self

Fred Mendes

The Captain

Rachael Leigh Cook

Self

Anthony Michael Hall

Self

William Levy

Self - Guest

Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Self - Guest

Wilmer Valderrama

Self - Guest

Maulik Pancholy

Self - Guest

Jeff Gordon

Self - Guest

Michael Wilmeth

Ensign

Katharine McPhee

Self

NeNe Leakes

Self

Loni Love

Self - Guest

Joey Logano

Self - Guest

Mary Ola

Lookout

Danica Patrick

Self - Guest

Michelle Penn

Crew Member

Nathan Fillion

Self - Guest

Constance Wu

Self - Guest

Bill Stratford

Crew Member

Tyra Banks

Self

Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson

Self

Eric Idle

Self - Guest

Martha Stewart

Self

Gabriel Villarreal

Self

Nick Lachey

Self

Jeffrey Osborne

Self

Sutan Amrull

Self

Maury Povich

Self

Nancy Grace

Self

John Grogan

Self

Bo Burnham

Self

Hope-Marie Henderson

Self - Worst Televised Ice Tea Refill Ever

Rosanna Scotto

Self

Greg Kelly

Self

Jerry Hess

Jerry the Pool Boy

Kyle Bornheimer

Self

Robin Kassner

Self

Luke Morganstern

Self

Nia Vardalos

Self

Jim Thornton

Self - Announcer

Todd J. Gallagher

Self

Schatar Sapphira Collier

Hottie

Jordan Carlos

Self

Lauren Potter

Self

Sean Yazbeck

Self

Zachary Quinto

Self

Richard Branson

Self

Jeff Lewis

Self

Jenni Pulos

Self

Alvaro Orlando

Kosmo

Jason Rosell

Heat

Lisa Okikawa

Publicist

Jessica Hynes

Self

George Takei

Self

Walter Koenig

Self

Victoria Silvstedt

Self

Lina So

Self

Lenny Porterfield

Pretty Ricky

Mark Fier

Self

Jake Perry

Self

Domenico Nesci

Self

Brent Oakley

Self

Beth Joy Knutsen

ACTOR

Bryan Cranston

Self

Evan Rachel Wood

Self

Eric McCormack

Self

Craig Ferguson

Self

LeVar Burton

Self

Michael Gladis

Self

Aaron Staton

Self

Bob Saget

Self

Anil Kapoor

Self

Bryan Batt

Self

John Henson

Self

Donald Farmer

Self

Franklin Ruehl

Self

Joe Pascolla

Self

Chevy Chase

Self

Michael Emerson

Self - Guest

Sarah Hyland

Self - Guest

Anna Gunn

Self

Dave Foley

Grownup Pageant Princess

Donald Glover

Self

Alessandra Torresani

Self

David Cross

Self

Robert Rodriguez

Self - Guest

Sean 'Diddy' Combs

Self

Eminem

Self

Demi Lovato

Self

Oscar Nuñez

Self

Howie Mandel

Self

Kevin McDonald

Grownup Pageant Princess

Jerry Springer

Self

Judah Friedlander

Self

Kelly Osbourne

Self

Bruce McCulloch

Grownup Pageant Princess

Scott Thompson

Grownup Pageant Princess

Mel B

Self

Bill Parks

ACTOR

Jake Pavelka

Self

Katy Davis

Voice Over

Holly Huddleston

Self

Leif Holt

'Tough Love' judge

James Wallington

Self

Evan McNamara

Audience target

Hannibal Means

Self

Molly Shea

Self

Simon Helberg

Self - Guest

Damon Wayans Jr.

Self

Katey Sagal

Self

John Cho

Self

Kurt Sutter

Self

Nick Swardson

Self

Molly Sims

Self

Jimmy Kimmel

Joel McHale

Kendra Wilkinson

Self

Adam Carolla

Oprah's Sister

Victoria Grace

Victoria

Sara Amini

Kourtney Kardashian

Drew Pinsky

Self - Guest

Vinny Guadagnino

Self - Guest

Bob Harper

Self

Hank Baskett

Self

Ted Williams

Self

Marshall Fox

Henry Blodgett

Brad Womack

Self

Tanner Braeden Gray

Young Ryan Seacrest

Kipp Christianson

Self

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Self

Mayim Bialik

Self

Patrick J. Adams

Self

Colin Hanks

Self

Danielle Fishel

Lizdsay Taylorhan

Tyrese Gibson

Self

Ana Gasteyer

Self

Misha Collins

Self

Liam McIntyre

Self

Mike White

Self

Kylie Minogue

Self

Sam Trammell

Self

Carrie Keagan

Self

Kelly Ripa

Self

Mindy Robinson

Self

Kathie Lee Gifford

Self

Steve Whitmire

Statler

Phil Robertson

Self - Guest

Dave Goelz

Waldorf

Max Adler

Self

Adrianne Curry

Self

Andy Cohen

Self

Anderson Cooper

Self

Hoda Kotb

Self

Lara Spencer

Self

Robert Kirkman

Self

Jillian Barberie

Self

Willie Robertson

Self - Guest

Ted Nugent

Self

Todd Hoffman

Self

Jack Hoffman

Self

James Fay

Self - B.F.R.O. Expert Field Caller

Theresa Caputo

Self

Jason Collett

Spider-Man

Jason Horton

Self

Ryan Allen Carrillo

Self

Phillip Phillips

Self

Cliff Barackman

Self - B.F.R.O. Evidence Analyst

James Murphy

Self

Kristin Davis

Self - Guest

Billy Eichner

Self - Guest

Scott Bakula

Self - Guest

Marlon Wayans

Self

Paul Scheer

Self - Guest

B.J. Novak

Self

Shaquille O'Neal

Self - Guest

Rick Springfield

Self - Guest

Joan Rivers

Self

Anna Harr

Child Director

Steve-O

Self

Brace Land

Self

William Leroy

Self

Keke Wyatt

ACTOR

Mark Arm

Self - Guest

Dean Testerman

Self - Panelist

Jack Black

Self

Famke Janssen

Self

Jaime Pressly

Self

T.J. Miller

Self

Patton Oswalt

Self - Guest

Eli Roth

Self

John Mulaney

Self

Kate Micucci

Self - Guest

Busy Philipps

Self

Elizabeth Henstridge

Self

Tony Hale

Self

Kyle Gass

Self

Michaela Watkins

Self - Guest

Jay R. Ferguson

Self

Chad Lindberg

Self

Jessica St. Clair

Self

J.B. Smoove

Self

Lennon Parham

Self

Stephen Rannazzisi

ACTOR

Derek Waters

Self

Porscha Coleman

Self

Richard Marx

Self

Tim Gunn

Future Future Justin Bieber

Jake Tapper

Self - Guest

Julie Goldman

Self

Jason Lockhart

Self

Tanner Thomason

Self

John E.L. Tenney

Self

Emma Zerner

Self

Ross Matthews

Self

Kristen Brockman

Self

AJ Gibson

Self

Kristen Schaal

Self - Guest

Lauren Lapkus

Self - Guest

Deon Cole

Self

Thomas Lennon

Self - Guest

Kevin Pollak

Self - Guest

Clark Duke

Self - Guest

Brett Gelman

Self - Guest

Lea DeLaria

Self - Guest

John Oliver

Self - Guest

Mike 'The Miz' Mizanin

Self - Guest

Tom Papa

Self - Guest

Natalie Eva Marie

Self - Guest

Lil Jon

Self - Guest

Jerry Lawler

Self - Guest

Trinity Fatu

Self - Guest

Bryan Danielson

Self - Guest

Michael Coulthard

Self - Guest

Ossie Mair

Indian Man Emoji

Nick Young

Self - Guest

Mike Forbs

Self

Pete Fasanelli

Rick Messina

Chelsea D.

Self

Michael D. Fuller

Dad-to-Be (uncredited)

Carly Jordan Pancher

Arnold's Love Child Classmate (uncredited)

David Petruschin

Cora Crawley, Countess of Grantham (uncredited)

Franco Lacosta

Self (uncredited)

Kristin Slaysman

Maggie (uncredited)

Amanda Romeo

Zombie (uncredited)

Dominic Moschitti

Staff Member (uncredited)

Keith Webb

Self (uncredited)

Kari Pickering

Saleswoman (uncredited)