Director
Ollie Bartlett
DIRECTOR
Holly Flynn
Iain Thompson
Simon Staffurth
Stars (in credits order)
Robbie Williams
Self - England
Dermot O'Leary
Self - Presenter
David Seaman
Self - Player
Gordon Ramsay
Bradley Walsh
Self - England Manager
Harry Redknapp
Paddy McGuinness
Olly Murs
Jamie Redknapp
Ben Shephard
Jamie Theakston
Patrick Kielty
Mark Clattenburg
Self - Referee
Lee Mack
Jonathan Wilkes
Nicky Byrne
Michael Sheen
Sam Allardyce
Mark Wright
Usain Bolt
Mo Farah
Robbie Keane
Kirsty Gallacher
Damian Lewis
Teddy Sheringham
Danny Jones
Jaap Stam
John Bishop
Marvin Humes
Martin Compston
Jamie Carragher
Kem Cetinay
Patrice Evra
Anthony McPartlin
Tim Lovejoy
Declan Donnelly
Cat Deeley
Clive Tyldesley
Self - Commentator
Bryan Robson
Self - England Assistant Manager
Graeme Le Saux
Ruud Gullit
Self - Rest of World Manager
Clarence Seedorf
David Harewood
Roman Kemp
Joe Cole
Alex Scott
Chunkz
Tom Grennan
Gabby Logan
Pierluigi Collina
Alastair Campbell
Terry Venables
Des Walker
Ian Rush
Self - World XI Assistant Manager
Kenny Dalglish
Self - World XI Manager
Wayne Rooney
Self
Serge Pizzorno
James McAvoy
Edwin van der Sar
Mark Owen
Will Ferrell
Self - Rest of World
Jeremy Lynch
Joe Wicks
Roberto Carlos
Mo Gilligan
Chelcee Grimes
Gary Neville
Alex Brooker
Andy Townsend
Ally McCoist
Caroline Flack
Graham Taylor
Angus Deayton
Brian McFadden
Paul Gascoigne
David Gray
Lothar Matthäus
Gianfranco Zola
Dunga
Santiago Cabrera
Alan Shearer
Luis Figo
Brian Lara
Gethin Jones
Dominic Cooper
Woody Harrelson
Mike Myers
Joe Calzaghe
Martin Keown
Eric Harrison
Self - World XI Coach
Hernan Crespo
Howard Webb
Peter Reid
Kevin Phillips
Gerard Butler
Keira Knightley
Jason Isaacs
Alessandro Del Piero
Andriy Shevchenko
Sam Matterface
Jack Whitehall
José Mourinho
Sol Campbell
Edgar Davids
Cafú
Dimitar Berbatov
Chris Kamara
Niall Horan
Phil Neville
Robbie Fowler
Danny Murphy
Claude Makélélé
Wes Brown
Eric Cantona
Danny O'Carroll
Michael Owen
Robert Pirès
Billy Wingrove
Sam Claflin
John Terry
Katie Chapman
Michael Essien
Jason Manford
Iain Stirling
Ashley Cole
Maya Jama
Eni Aluko
Joel Dommett
Dermot Kennedy
Ore Oduba
James Bay
Kelly Smith
Julie Fleeting
Shay Given
Paul Scholes
Aitch
James David
Fara Williams
Liam Payne
Heather O'Reilly
Tom Hiddleston
Danny Dyer
Maisie Adam
Tommy Fury
Jill Scott
Dave Berry
Robbie Savage
Chris Stark
Alessandro Nivola
Dean Lennox Kelly
Diego Maradona
Michael Greco
Ronnie O'Sullivan
Tony Adams
Craig Doyle
Peter Schmeichel
David Ginola
John Barnes
Les Ferdinand
Peter Drury
Marcel Desailly
Ben Johnson
David Batty
Self - England Legend
Gareth Thomas
Glenn Hoddle
Sergei Fedorov
Colin Hendry
Self - Scotland Legend
Gustavo Poyet
Clive Allen
David Geddis
Self - England Coach
John Collins
Tom Felton
Rodrigo Santoro
Gilles Marini
Hugo Speer
Chris Fountain
Craig David
Gareth Gates
Romário
Alif Satar
Jonathan Ansell
Self - Performer
Kyran Bracken
Geoff Hurst
Self - Special Guest
Kenny Logan
Claudio Taffarel
Franco Baresi
Hugh Dallas
Paolo Di Canio
Simon Baker
Rupert Penry-Jones
Ralf Little
James Corden
James Kyson
Zinédine Zidane
Ricky Hatton
Ryan Giggs
Henrik Larsson
Sami Hyypiä
Shane Filan
Jens Lehmann
Nicky Butt
Edward Norton
Ewan McGregor
Lewis Hamilton
Roy Keane
Aston Merrygold
Fredrik Ljungberg
Ruud van Nistelrooy
Laura Wright
Jeremy Renner
Stephen Moyer
Sam Worthington
Mark Salling
Adam Richman
Kevin Bridges
Matt Le Tissier
Rui Faria
Anthony Taylor
Self - Fourth Official
Phil Dowd
Vic Bettinelli
Jake Collin
Self - Assistant Referee
Gary Beswick
José Morais
Iwan Rheon
Matthew Morrison
Shayne Ward
Louis Tomlinson
Fabio Cannavaro
Ronaldinho Gaúcho
Thom Evans
Samuel Eto'o
Jermain Defoe
Claudio Ranieri
Tony McCoy
Sean Fletcher
Jonathan Moss
Kieron Dyer
Rickie Haywood-Williams
Scott Ledger
Dida
Darren Cann
Ioan Gruffudd
Jack O'Connell
Hayden Christensen
Blake Harrison
Andrew Flintoff
Brendan Cole
Kevin Pietersen
Juan Sebastián Verón
Yaya Touré
Myles Stephenson
Darren Bent
Patrick Kluivert
Dan Carter
Ashley Fongo
Darius Vassell
Tom Hanks
Piers Morgan
Self -World XI Manager
Ant Middleton
Susanna Reid
Jack Savoretti
Didier Drogba
Ricardo Carvalho
Rachel Yankey
Júlio César
Alan Sexton
Francielle Manoel Alberto
Rosana dos Santos Augusto
Locksmith
Glen Johnson
Olivia Colman
Alfie Allen
James Nesbitt
Warwick Davis
Dolly Parton
Tom Davis
Omid Djalili
Alison Hammond
Will.i.am
Alan Carr
Yung Filly
Rylan Clark
David Omoregie
Barney Walsh
The Struts
Themselves - Performers
Emile Heskey
David James
Lianne Sanderson
Stuart Pearce
Darren Fletcher
Steph Houghton
DJ Locksmith
Tony Walsh
Self - Poet
Andy Cole
Mikaël Silvestre
Gareth Barry
Dominic Harrison
James Arthur
Big Zuu
Micah Richards
Sven-Göran Eriksson
Judy Murray
Shaun Wright-Phillips
Max Whitlock
Nigel de Jong
Harriet Pavlou
Wes Morgan
Ingrid Moe Wold
Pablo Zabaleta
Idris Elba
Mark Strong
Vicky McClure
David Beckham
Noah Beck
Munya Chawawa
Russell Howard
Arsène Wenger
Steven Bartlett
Petr Cech
Andrea Pirlo
Carli Lloyd
Mark Noble
Stewart Downing
Emma Hayes
Ian Stirling
Graham Stack
Tom Stoltman
Anita Asante
Asa Butterfield
Bugzy Malone
Melanie C
Stormzy
Niko Omilana
Scarlette Douglas
Mauricio Pochettino
Izzy Christiansen
Tony Bellew
Bobby Brazier
Sam Thompson
Frank Lampard
Livi Sheldon
Karen Carney
Eden Hazard
Theo Walcott
Tion Wayne
Kheira Hamraoui
Ellen White
David Terry
Players Security(uncredited)