"'Sooner or Later, We All Do..." Meet Joe Black

Who is John Bontecou? I always give a screenplay the maddest of props for coming up with the greatest of all character names. Both first and last. Something that I myself do in every single one of my own screenplays. We never see his face-- and we never hear his voice. We’re just told that he’s “A Big Deal” (not unlike Stone Henge), through the corporate grapevine. All the while slacking off by the proverbial watercooler. Don’t tell the boss on us, alright? In this case, said boss being Sir Anth