Director
Charles Minsky
DIRECTOR
Lev L. Spiro
Eric Appel
Eyal Gordin
Glenn Ficarra
David Katzenberg
Jeff Melman
Joe Nussbaum
John Requa
Michael Patrick Jann
Stars (in credits order)
James Caan
Terry 'The Cannon' Gannon, Sr.
Maggie Lawson
Terry Gannon Jr.
Benjamin Koldyke
Dick Slingbaugh
Griffin Gluck
Danny Gannon
Lenora Crichlow
Gigi Fernandez-Lovette
Kennedy Waite
Vanessa
Josie Totah
Michael Lovette
Cooper Roth
David Slingbaugh
Brandon Salgado Telis
Dudley Kohan
Theodore Barnes
Hunter Washington
Matthew Zhang
Dong Jing
Sepehr Pazoki
Parvu
Benjamin Royer
Vince Hodges
Matthew Royer
Vance Hodges
Hector Santiago
Angel
Tom Simmons
Stan
Alvin Cowan
Coach Al
Avery Ware
Coach Avery
Michelle Acosta-Betts
Michelle
Augie Isaac
Owen Rothchild
Tyrone Powell
Coach T
Shaun Rylee
Mom
Sonny D'Angelo
Sonny
James Blakely
Steve Francis
Patrick Faucette
Umpire
Rikin Vasani
Parvesh
Courtney Henggeler
Keeley
Markie Post
Dotty
John Michael Higgins
Sheldon
Brian Doyle-Murray
Stinky Pete
Ken Jenkins
Warden
David Clayton Rogers
Jack
Jimmy Shubert
Derek
Jane Seymour
Mrs. Crosby
Katie A. Keane
Dr. Jane
Bill Cobbs
James
Robert LaSardo
Blade
Richard Gant
Earl
DeeDee Rescher
Barb
Elliott Gould
Louie
Kellen White
Kid #1
David Douglas
Clerk
Tudor Petrut
Spiro
Brandon Morales
Mr. Rodriguez
Aaron Takahashi
Billy
Antonio Lewis Todd
Jessica Leigh Gonzales
Kat
Mouzam Makkar
Chandeep
Morgan Ashley Ford
Student #1
Adria Tennor
Mrs. Douglas
Erick Chavarria
Bob
Jon Paul Burkhart
Antoine
Riley Lio
Student #2
Ellery Sprayberry
Danica
Todd Sandler
Mr. Douglas
Kalli Rivers
Merkle
Gianni DeCenzo
Nick Patoulis
Jake Elliott
Rusty
Dre' Michael Chaney
David Weiss
Teacher
David Stanford
Smarmy Army Coach
Austen Jaye
Josh
Kalia Marlu
Terri the Goth Person
Roscoe Freeman
Karaoke Operator
Allison Ochmanek
First Noel
Rob Dibble
Senseless Paul
Rosalie McIntire
Noel
Adam Ryan Rennie
Julio
Adam Paul
Eric
Kevin Thompson
Elf
Vanessa Britting
Jennifer
Keith Dobbins
Santa Claus
Ben Zelevansky
Manager
Michael Landes
Patrick
Julie Kristine Sullivan
Snack Bar Worker (uncredited)
Jett Dunlap
Jon (uncredited)
Brian Shakti
Jake (uncredited)
Devlin Wilder
Jebediah (uncredited)
Billy Malone
Angry Customer (uncredited)
Joey Abril
Inmate (uncredited)
Paul Suda
Bartender (uncredited)
Kevin Hawley
Scared Shopper (uncredited)
Ian Ramsey
Sidecar Patron (uncredited)
Chris Valentine
The Viking (uncredited)