Director
Kyran Davies
DIRECTOR
Scott Quinn
Writer
WRITER
Stars (in credits order)
Captain Keith
Ankur Sengupta
Gareth
Mark Baralos
Evil Green Henchman
Harry Perrin
Alien
Alan Bishop
Terry Victor
Captain Flake
Bill Bellamy
Angry Protester
Scott Suter
Benton Fluff
Danny Muir
Barold Barry Barrington
Robert Mclaughlin
Tommy 'The Turd' Banwell
Jamie McKee
Biff Kiev
Rob Murphy
Furious local man
Matthew Westcott
First General Commander Splott
Faebian Averies
Katie
Sarah-Louise Tyler
Mum
Gary Knowles
Alan
Nathan Hillier
Talent Show Compere
Ellen Jane-Thomas
Girl
Steve Huggins
Dad
Ean Skinner
Art Critic
Sam Cook
Donut O'Greasy
Charlotte Elizzabeth Langley
Eggy
Amanda Hunt
Emotional Protester
Travis Booth-Millard
Promoter
Linda Bailey
Carol
Nigel M. Streeter
Clare Brice
Sheryl
Joshua Davies
Food boi
Michael Harrington
The Mayor of Burgerton
Keely Beresford
Treasurer of Burgerton
Morag
Sour Sweet Lady
Jake Cornford
Beach boi
Chelange Joseph
Spirit of Soul
Anja Quinn
Make Up Girl
Dalvir Kaler
Rowan Alexandria
Godlike Vision
Bhasker Patel
Arthur Aristotle
Richard Miltiadis
Costa Chard
Arthurs Agent
Terry Jermyn
Farmhand
Billy Hinett
Son
