Director
Marcus Plantin
DIRECTOR
Marcus Mortimer
James Gilbert
Terry Hughes
Brian Penders
Peter Whitmore
Paul Jackson
Stars (in credits order)
Ronnie Barker
Self
Ronnie Corbett
The Fred Tomlinson Singers
Themselves
John Owens
Various Characters
Claire Nielson
Wife
Barbara Dickson
April Walker
Miss Willow
John Rutland
Arthur
Michael Redfern
Barman
Johnny Wade
Barber's Assistant
Jenny Logan
June
Ian Gray
Albert Hall Compere
Elaine Paige
Carol Hawkins
Dulcie
Alec Bregonzi
Henry VI's Cousin
Lesley Hand
Mary Upjohn
The Nolans
The Manhattan Transfer
Alan Price
Georgie Fame
New World
Tina Charles
Dilys Watling
Angela
Madeline Smith
Henrietta Beckett
Julia McKenzie
Swingle II
Pan's People
Sue Lloyd
Blanche
The Ladybirds
Joyce Windsor
Housewife
Liz Whiting
Jane
Stuart Fell
French Frogman
Barbara New
Mrs. Featherstone
Gerrie Raymond
Doris
Sally James
Miss Whizzer
Steve Ismay
Man
Cyd Hayman
Madame Cocotte
Derek Ware
Train Steward
Patricia Brake
Suzy
Vicki Michelle
Party Guest
Elkie Brooks
Elizabeth Larner
Mrs. Bumstead
Janet Webb
Farmer's Wife
Josephine Tewson
Cynthia
Jerold Wells
Pike The Butler
Yvonne Manners
Auctioneer
Janet Mahoney
French Lady
Terry Sartain
ACTOR
Michel Legrand
Diana Dors
Commander
Candy Davis
Miss Exotica Stormtrooper
Noel Dyson
Jack's Wife
Jan Adair
Rowena Cooper
Border Guard
Roberta Tovey
Bank Assistant
Ann Michelle
Barmaid
Jo Peters
Miss Ginsberg
Rikki Howard
Eleanor McCready
Doreen
Kate O'Mara
Lucy Lee
Michael Ward
Agent Q
Clodagh Rodgers
Phil Collins
Elaine Delmar
Stephen Calcutt
Phantom
Sydney Bromley
Farmer
Laura Frances Hart
Julia Breck
Betty Jane
Joan Harsant
Cleaning Woman
Michael Nightingale
Diana
Tex Fuller
Arnold Diamond
Monsieur Philippe
Paul McDowell
Julie Crosthwaite
Ron Pember
Policeman
Raymond Mason
Bell Ringer
Peter Symons
Fiona Gaunt
Ophelia
Diane Keen
Brenda
John Cleese
Stephanie Lawrence
Sandra Dickinson
Constance
Cheryl Kennedy
Patrick Troughton
Mileaway Villager
Derek Deadman
Henry the Cobbler
Carol Gillies
Undercover Policewoman
Elton John
Steve Emerson
Debbi Blythe
Woman at the Party
Priscilla Morgan
Woman at the Wake
The Aldershot Brass Ensemble
Jacki Piper
Miss Green
George Ballantine
Man at Airport
Reginald Marsh
Cheryl
Anthony Chinn
Christine Donna
Miss Maureen Worthy
Jimmy Ang
Controller
Ann Hamilton
Growley's Secretary
Penny Irving
Girl in Suitcase
Gilly Flower
Mrs. B
Wanda Ventham
Jack
Adele Drake
Stella Kemball
Sally Brace
Florence Nightingale
Moray Watson
Liberal Party Politician
Ronald Gough
David Rowlands
2nd Bowles
His Majestie's Sagbuts and Cornets
Ronnie Hazlehurst
Self - and his orchestra
The Maggie Stredder Singers
Alf Mangan
Winifred Sabine
Old Lady at Hotel
David Waterman
Chaz Chase
Alfredo
Joe Andy
Georges Schlick
Jac and Joni Jo
Telma Hopkins
Performer
Tony Orlando
Dana
Joyce Vincent Wilson
Paul Layton
Lyn Paul
Blue Mink
Marty Kristian
The New Seekers
Design
Finn Jon
Dawn
Eve Graham
Peter Oliver
Sheena Easton
Kiki Dee
Randy Crawford
Marti Webb
David Essex
Madeline Bell
Jenny Agutter
Agnes Pommfrit
Susannah York
My Lady
Lynda Baron
Geppetto's Wife
Timothy Carlton
Announcer
Gabrielle Drake
Emma
Stratford Johns
Det. Chief Supt. Charles Barlow
Robin Bailey
Special Agent P
Joan Sims
Dowager Duchess of Arc
Norman Beaton
Man on Train Journey
The Caledonian Highlanders
Michael Ripper
Taxi Driver
Richard Caldicot
Angry Man on Train
Beatrice Shaw
Lady on the Train
John Garvey
Rear Admiral Fortescue-Drake
Valerie Hill
Rosie Collins
Elsie
Chas & Dave
Patricia Routledge
Madame Vivian Bultitude
Leslie Ash
Melissa Winthrop
Madge Hindle
Cyclist
Anna Carteret
Alan Bowerman
Joanna Lumley
Miss Dibley
Ian Ogilvy
James Pommfrit
Debbie Arnold
Miss Goodbody
Trio Biarge
Chelsea Brown
Lynsey de Paul
Thelma Houston
Salena Jones
Samantha Jones
Friday Brown
Self - Performer
Tux
Derek Newark
Det. Insp. Tucker
Alexandra Dane
Woman Being Chased
Jo Kendall
Nurse
The Metropolitan Police Band
Sam Kelly
Michael Sharvell-Martin
Police Sergeant
Richard Hampton
Stroganoff Eater
Jacqui Randell
Violet Pusey
Miss Crangle, Violinist
Anna Cropper
Brian
Michael Cochrane
Juliet
Hilda Braid
Miss Tabitha
Peter Wyngarde
Sir Guy
Helen Fraser
Michael Crane
Koo Stark
Alice
Frank Finlay
Bar Customer: Pinocchio II Segment
Wasta
Elizabeth Counsell
Party guest who goes weeee
Barrie Gosney
Jenny Hanley
Janet Sykes
Jeff Allen
Self - Barbara Dickson's Band
Willie Payne
Conductor
Martin Duncan
John Rudling
George
Anthony Dawes
Julie May
Cafe Owners Wife
Natalie Shaw
Girl at Phone Box
Brigit Forsyth
Yvonne
Robin Parkinson
Otto
Michael Cantwell
Elizabeth Anson
Gemma Field
Eryl Maynard
Claire Oberman
Charlton Heston
Tony Adams
Brutus
Jim Collier
Sir Admiral Compost Heap
Frederick Treves
R, Head of MI6
Soraya Ravensdale
Belly Dancer
Diana Greaves
Fred Tomlinson
Finale Singer
Peter Filleul
Robert La Bassiere
Black Man in Pub
Patsy Smart
First Shop Customer
Barbara Keogh
Woman Outside Castle
Zibba Mayes
Derek Fincham
Blayne Barrington
Doremy Vernon
Tracy Rispoli
Daryl Debeau
John Blythe
Christopher Holmes
Charles Pemberton
Barbara Miller
Christopher Timothy
Harry
Toke Townley
Leticia's Father
Eric Flynn
Singing Finale Dancer
Marcia Fox
Nicholas Courtney
Dickie Chapman
Gillian Duxbury
Harry Fielder
Soldier
Dennis Chin
Martin Jenner
George Prior
Self - Ensemble Conductor
David Jackson
Barbara Shelley
Border guard
Neil McCarthy
Deidre Collingwood
Madoline Thomas
Second Shop Customer
Helen Lambert
Milk Woman
Joyce Latham
Policewoman
Ling Tai
Waitress
Jimmy Mac
Old Man
Howard Lew Lewis
David Masterman
Maeve Leslie
Denise Ryan
Alfred Marks
Barman: Pinocchio II Segment
Michael Stainton
Mr. Thomson
Roland MacLeod
Oscar Wilde
Frank Lester
Archdeacon Rumpo
Ursula Barclay
Woman in Bed
Melita Clarke
Jay McGrath
Man in Library
Margaret Flint
Caroline Whitaker
French Woman
Karen Glaser
Steve Plytas
Restaurant Manager
The Frank & Peggy Spencer Dancers
Pete Zorn
The New Sensations
The Finchettes
David McNally
Leila Hart
Landlord's Daughter
Treorchy Male Choir
Arnold Lee
Wesley Pestano
The Cat
Jean Channon
Paul Luty
Ken Sedd
Edgar Whitlow
Michelle Fisher
William Lucas
Growley
Nosher Powell
Neville
Tricia Tomlinson
Annabel Price
Sorceress
Barry Walls
Denis Quilley
John Cazabon
Clergyman
Mary Merrall
Woman in shop
John Moore
Major Messup
Anne Hart
Frank Gatliff
Vicar with speaking engagement
Fred Lucas
Landlord
Donald Groves
Debi Lines
Robert Raglan
The Colonel
Ken Wilson
Leslie Sands
Criminal Mastermind
Kenny Whymark
Humphrey Bogart
Dougie Manns
Ed Bishop
Brian Nolan
Pat Hooker
Paul Haley
Diana Bailey
Diana King
Three's a Crowd
Vocal Backing
Dennis Ramsden
Hotel Manager
The Irving Davies Dancers
Sophie Neville
The Lordship Ringers
Frank Williams
Mervyn Miracle
Alan Starkey
The Zac Herbert Steel Band
Vicki Scott
Marilyn Monroe
Andy Norman
The Santus Julien Troupe
John Asquith
Dancer
Iris Fry
The Dingbats
Val Stokes
Self - backing vocals
Maria Charles
Old Woman
Frank Middlemass
Daisy
Maurice Quick
Violinist
Richard King
George Howard
Liz Bagley
Lilian Grassom
Circus Parade From Gerry Cottle's Circus
Vicki Brown
Pete Murray
Host - 'Come Dancing'
Kevin Moran
Bonita Bryg
Antony Viccars
Lucienne Camille
Miss Higginbottom
Sonia Jones
Walter Sparrow
Donna Reading
Albert Moses
Cathy Collins
Judy James
Dennis Plenty
Jeffrey Sirr
Mahmout
Jo-Anne Franklyn
The Jeff Thacker Dancers
David Prowse
Patrick Milner
Karin Gaeng
The Rita Povey Formation Team
Michael Howe
Vincent Wong
Waiter
Claudine Nichol
Christine Ozanne
Charlotte Job
Linda Johns
Roy Jones
Geraldine Long
Tara
Mandy Napper
Peter Salmon
John Scott Martin
Hopping man(uncredited)
Lee Richards
Barmaid(uncredited)
Irene Peters
Bystander(uncredited)
Frank Bough
Self(uncredited)
Jill Goldston
Churchgoer(uncredited)
Dave Markee
Colin Green
Clive Thacker
Pat Gorman
P.O.W.(uncredited)
Barbie Denham
Disco Dancer(uncredited)
Fran Fullenwider
Harriett(uncredited)
Arthur Negus
Percy Thrower
Aileen Lewis
Lady in Bar, Round of Drinks Sketch(uncredited)
John Dair
Waiter(uncredited)
Rusty Goffe
Dwarf(uncredited)
Vic Flick
Self - Guitarist(uncredited)
Frank Jakeman
Chicago Gangster(uncredited)
Andrée Bernard
The Blonde(uncredited)