Director
David Croft
DIRECTOR
John Kilby
Phil Bishop
Graeme Muir
Bob Spiers
Ray Butt
Stars (in credits order)
Windsor Davies
Battery Sergeant-Major 'Shut Up' Williams
Melvyn Hayes
Bombardier 'Gloria' Beaumont
Donald Hewlett
Colonel Charles Reynolds
Don Estelle
Gunner 'Lofty' Sugden
Michael Knowles
Captain Jonathan Ashwood
Christopher Mitchell
Gunner 'Parky' Parkin
John Clegg
Gunner 'Paderewski' Graham
Stuart McGugan
Gunner 'Atlas' Mackintosh
Dino Shafeek
Char Wallah Muhammed
Mike Kinsey
Gunner 'Nosher' Evans
Kenneth MacDonald
Gunner 'Nobby' Clark
Barbar Bhatti
Punka Wallah Rumzan
Michael Bates
Rangi Ram
George Layton
Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons
Andy Ho
Ah Syn, the Chinese Chef
Renu Setna
The Maharajah
Ashwin Patel
Pandit
Mohammad Shamsi
Dr. Rahn
Ishaq Bux
Fortune-Telling Wallah
John D. Collins
Capt Hutchins
Saad Ghazi
Dhobi Wallah
Michael Bevis
Major Loosemore
Minoo Golvala
Curator
Talat Hussain
Barman
Soltan Lalani
Pathan Chief
Ahmed Khalil
Comfort Wallah
Rudolph Ramillo
Gold Ring Wallah
Eric Dodson
The Brigadier
Burt Kwouk
Me Thant
Nik Zaran
Inspector Singh
Arnold Peters
Customs Hall Officer
Robin Parkinson
Dennis Forbes Dobson, BBC Producer
Tim Barrett
Commanding Officer
Frances Bennett
Daphne Waddilove-Evans
Yasuko Nagazumi
Ling Soo
Robert Lee
Bandit
Freddie Earlle
Buster
James Taylor
Captain Rogers
Jeffrey Segal
Demob Centre Supervisor
Bobby Dennis
Cook
Azad Ali
Elephant Owner
Jeffrey Holland
Aircraftsman Ormanroyd
Denis Bond
Corporal Higgins
Ed Bishop
Colonel Sol Zimmerman
Derek Martin
Military Policeman
Denys Hawthorne
Brigadier Cox
John Quentin
Reverend Burgess
June Whitfield
Captain Georgina Tollemache
Peter Cellier
Major Grant Hopkirk
Glyn Houston
Brigadier
Henry McGee
Rikki Fulton
Colonel Bridges
Brenda Cowling
WVS Lady
Nicholas McArdle
Captain Parkinson
Dennis Ramsden
David Lodge
Company Sergeant-Major Sharp
Mavis Pugh
Chief Commander Crisp
Peter Greene
Captain Collins
Richard Grant
The Supremo
Jonathan Cecil
Major Nangle
John A. Tinn
Head Man
David English
Military Police Sergeant
Michael Lomax
Major Webster
Geoffrey Beevers
BBC Technician
Jimmy Perry
Major Forsett
Iain Rattray
Soldier
John Benfield
Roy Heather
The Corporal
Gordon Salkilld
MP Corporal
Ali Baba
The Village Head Man
Geoffrey Lumsden
District Commissioner Hope Thompson
Rafiq Anwar
Chief Tribesman
Margaret Courtenay
Tariq Yunus
Pilot
Barry Sinclair
Nigel, the Lieutenant Colonel
Bernice Adams
ATS Sergeant
Jaron Yaltan
Deputy District Officer Patel
Norman Mitchell
Captain Owen
Robert Gillespie
Captain Bishop
Edmund Pegge
Australian Colonel
Fiesta Mei Ling
Thin Yu
Michael Halsey
Chuck
Hilda Fenemore
Mrs. Parkins
Martin Cochrane
Highlander
Bill Pertwee
Barry Cryer
Commentary
Colin Haigh
Medical Orderly
Ranjit Nakara
Vincent Wong
Assassin
Andrea Godfrey
Nursing Sister
MacDonald Hobley
Colonel Standish
Vicki
Self
Gorden Kaye
Burly Soldier
Peter Cartwright
Okker
David Yip
Fleur Chandler
Robert McIntosh
Graham Hamilton
MP Sergeant
Zohra Sehgal
Rangi's Mother-in-Law
Michael Moore
Major Waddilove-Evans
Hal Galili
Matt
Cy Town
Standish's Aide
Michael Sharvell-Martin
Captain de Wolfe
John Oxley
Pay Corps Captain
Rojer Whieldon
Merchant Navy Lieutenant
Bob Babenia
ACTOR
Robin Browne
American Sailor
Rupert Bates
First Soldier
Jagdish Kumar
Rangit Nakara
Heronimo Sehmi
2nd Char Wallah
Brian Houle
Extra
Stella Tanner
Station Room Waitress
Anthony Lang
Padreuncredited
Bob Raymond
Officeruncredited
Peter Roy
Jonathan Ross
Soldier in Demob Centreuncredited
Ralph G. Morse
Abusive Soldieruncredited