The Comic Strip Presents (1982) | Full Cast

Peter Richardson

DIRECTOR

Bob Spiers

DIRECTOR

Sandy Johnson

DIRECTOR

Stephen Frears

DIRECTOR

Keith Allen

DIRECTOR

Adrian Edmondson

DIRECTOR

Ian Emes

DIRECTOR

Baz Taylor

DIRECTOR

Paul Bartel

DIRECTOR

Robbie Coltrane

DIRECTOR

Peter Richardson

Julian

Adrian Edmondson

Billy

Jennifer Saunders

Anne

Nigel Planer

Den Dennis

Dawn French

Frances

Robbie Coltrane

Max

Rik Mayall

Colin Grigson

Keith Allen

Bonehead

Steven O'Donnell

2nd Man

Kevin Allen

2nd Soldier

Jimmy Fagg

Soldier

Daniel Peacock

Toby Thurlow

Gary Beadle

Gary

Phil Cornwell

Charlie

Alexei Sayle

Bride's Father

Serena Evans

Bumble

Doon Mackichan

Barbara

Malcolm Hardee

2nd Beefeater

Pete Richens

3rd MI5 Man

Ronald Allen

Uncle Quentin

Mark Caven

Colonel

Nosher Powell

Corelli

Robert Carwithen

Dog Thief

Michael White

Self

Miranda Richardson

Bride's Mother

Sara Stockbridge

Helen

Kathy Burke

Mary

George Antoni

Cart Driver

Derren Nesbitt

Aide

Ron Tarr

Dirty Dick

Jeff Beck

Brad

Al Pillay

Self

Paul Mark Elliott

Corky

Alice Richardson

Baby

Jonathan Stratt

Constable

Kevin Feaviour

Policeman

Simon Brint

Des

Julie T. Wallace

Fiona

Tim McInnerny

Groom's Father

Leslie Phillips

Dean

Lenny Henry

Steve Wild

Paul Bartel

Jim

Bert Parnaby

Man

Frankie Park

Cashier

Simon McBurney

Madman

James Buckley

Blitzy

Catherine Shepherd

Cherie

Harry Enfield

Alistair

Judy Hawkins

Girl Friend

Dave Haskell

Jim

George Khan

Head Waiter

Christopher Malcolm

Brother-in-Law

Anthony Head

Recording Studio Engineer

Lionel Jeffries

Barman

Gerard Kelly

Hilary

David Cardy

Frank

Sandra Cush

Carol Singer

Q

Bernie

Chickpea

Carol Singer

John Sessions

Tebbit

Kat Mansoor

Joan's Child

Gordon Kane

Assistant in Chart Shop

Barney Sharp

Policeman

Thomas Arklie

Advisor

Harriet Thorpe

Brenda

Julian Firth

Leonard

Lemmy

Rico

Jack Richardson

Child

Christine Chan

Johnson

Chris Devlin

Barman

Graham Crowden

Judge Hate

Bevis Taylor

Policeman

Christine Sweetman

Mrs. D

Mike Sanchez

Crook

Nigel Way

Concierge

Sam Morgan

John Smith

Gary Martin

Stig

Rowland Rivron

Barman

Kit Line

Carol Singer

John Tomkins

Labour Minster

Mark Arden

Hula

Tony Bilbow

Self

Kate Bush

Bride

Ruby Wax

Sue

Peter Capaldi

John

Robert Bathurst

Charles

Maxine Peake

Rebekah Brooks

Lee Cornes

Arch Crippledick

Beryl Reid

Mrs. Moss

Antonio

Handsome Man

Josie Lawrence

Susie

Russell Tovey

Andy Coulson

Steve Dixon

Boy Madness

Peter Cook

Mr. Jolly

Dave Atkins

Charlie

Pauline Melville

Pauline Sneak

Antony Sher

Scum Editor

Jim Broadbent

George

Miriam Margolyes

Mother

Jack Docherty

Mick

Rebecca Front

Carol

Lois Baxter

Beth

Deborah Benson

Victoria

Sue Lloyd

Mum

Chris Hargreaves

Leslie

Sue Holland

Gloria

Tamer Hassan

Luccio

Johnny Vegas

Sun Reporter

Gerard Ryder

Jake

Derrick Branche

Chris Bell

Benjamin Zephaniah

Rufus

Nicholas Parsons

Nicholas Parsons

Michael McShane

Bernard Matthews

Jim Carter

Commander

Hugh Quarshie

Lieutenant Delaney

Fiona Hendley

Janie

Linda Spriggs

Mother

Betsy Brantley

Vanessa

Katrin Cartlidge

Maria

Zoë Nathenson

Anita

Paul Moriarty

Club Manager

Lynsey Baxter

Helen Wilson

Candy Davis

Janie

Al Matthews

Admiral

Peter Woods

Interviewer

Chris Langham

Nigel

Helen Atkinson Wood

Miranda

Dexter Fletcher

Lennox

Liz Crowther

April

Harry Burton

The Editor

John Forgeham

Sergeant

Ronni Ancona

Barbara Windsor

Eleanor Matsuura

Wendi Deng

Raymond Francis

Police Inspector

Stephen Frost

Bula

Warren Clarke

Nigel

Michael Cule

Mr. Cooper

Laura Hill

Laura

Tommy Vance

Self - Concert Compere

Rod Nelson

Cello Man

Glenna Morrison

Jane

Ross Noble

Socialist

Dominic Tighe

David Cameron

Sandra Dorne

Aunt Fanny

Rupert Frazer

Simon

Neville Smith

Manager

Zoe Clarke-Williams

Judy

Arnold Brown

Shopkeeper

Michael Buchanan

Kenny

Roger Sloman

Mr. Pinder

Robin McCallum

Tom

Sharon Maiden

Sharon

Tania Coleridge

Simone

Steve Walsh

Concert Organiser

Basil Ho Yen

Mr. Yakimoto

Nigel Louie-Marie

Ashley

Virginia Fiol

Mandy

Nick Hobbs

Road Rage Man

Sheridan Smith

Angie

Tony Curran

Robin Cook

Mark Williams

Chief Constable

Martin Potter

Tarzan

Fiona Richmond

Mrs. French

Kim Pappas

Tracy

Maureen O'Farrell

Warden

Neil Cunningham

Dave Hallihand

Rupert Vansittart

Jeremy

Thomas Wheatley

Heimi Henderson

Winston Dennis

Bouncer

Michele Winstanley

Michelle

Anne Cunningham

Colin's Mom

James Hickling

Chong's Son

Eric Kent

Sergeant

Susan Farthing

Road Rage Woman

Morgana Robinson

Carol Caplin

Kerry Shale

Willy

Charu Bala Chokshi

Cashier

Elaine Ashley

Jane

John Sarbutt

Dean

Mollie Maureen

Mrs. Tattle

Elaine Collins

Scots Girl

Karen Drury

Debs

Mmoloki Chrystie

Kid

Ronald Fraser

Geoffrey

William Lawford

British Aerotec Officer

William Armstrong

Sports Presenter

Barry Dennen

Adolf Hitler

David Beard

Sergeant

Howie Nicol

TV Director

Jack Strong

Manager

Allan Hern

Ron

Felix Dexter

Mr. Chendri

Bimbo

Timmy

David Farrington

Troy

Paul Bradley

Jerry

Brian Croucher

Dave

Stephanie Ansell

Ladykiller

Sandra Voe

Roy's Mother

Bob Spiers

Vicar

Louise J. Taylor

Supermodel

Elizabeth Beale-Stephens

Helen

Stephen Marcus

Dirty Douglas

Harry Towb

Buzz

Magussi Shimanuki

Japanese Girl

Colin Jacas

Saxophone Player

Anthony Sharp

Father

Llewellyn Rees

Local 1

David Beames

Alistair

Granville Saxton

Ron

Lola Peno

Maid

Llew Gardner

Commentator

Norman Matson

Don

Martha Ross

Leslie's Mother

Charlotte Coleman

Patsy

Tim Raynham

Sophisticated Man

Gripper

Dog

Tony Beard

Policeman

Xanthe Milton

Sales Girl

Kate Lambdon

Maid

Joshua Lindon-Emms

Young Julian

Lychett of Kivox

Timmy

Patience Tomlinson

Daughter

Rodney Lovick

Local 2

Richard Cordery

Newsreader

Rupert Farley

Mad Mickey

Bazil Otoin

Norman

Douglas Tantallon

Sexy Spaniard

Yusuf Khan

Waiter

Phil Kaufman

Scargill

Robbie Stevens

Sophisticated Man

Ean Ravenscroft

Cashier

Bryan Jacobs

Scientist

Ford Kiernan

Gordon Brown

Solly Bowyer

Young Dick

Lewis Macleod

Rusbridger

Esther Freud

Girl Backstage

Peter Silverleaf

Hawaiian

Bob Kingston

Self

Philip Locke

Sir Larry

Jonathan Caplan

Virgin Megastore Shop Assistant

Eddie Yeoh

Mr. Chong

Kate Robbins

Nurse Larkin

Patrick Doyle

Singer at Piano

Ernest Clark

Father

Emma Bernard

Journalist

Malin Coleman

Masseuse

Dragos Florescu

Seb

Tom Davis

Burly Man

Ella Craft-Stanley

Young George

Sid Mayall

Cotton

Dudley Sutton

Marlon's Father

Gary Long

Hopeful

Ian Bartholomew

Policeman

Tom Lock

Ron

Angela Fitzpatrick

Bridesmaid

Alan Thompson-Jones

Judge

Kirkland Laing

Harry the Boxer

Helen Landau

Economy Stewardess

Aleksandar Mikic

Mick

Lily Laight

Young Anne

Mandi Symonds

Pearl

Susie Ann Watkins

Sexy Girl in Promo

Stewart Harwood

Yob 2

Tommy Windward

German Businessman

Richard Sampson

Mickey

Claire Collins

Bridesmaid

Carole Anne

Neighbour's Wife

John Hayes

Economy Steward

Colin Michael Carmichael

Crook

Joy Richardson

Emma

Emma Thompson

Young Woman

Linda Henry

Jackie

Fish

Self

Janet Palmer

Dominica

Grant Eagle

Advisor

Sean Hughes

Pilot

Tom Bennett

Gordon's Driver

Red Richardson

Cosmo

Suzanne Jerome

Knobs Receptionist

Faith Tingle

Warden

Danny Cunningham

Youth in Chinese Restaurant

Joe Elliott

Self

Mitch Mitchelson

Mickey Major

Fabian Gottlieb

Pico

Sadie Tonks

Samantha

Elvis Costello

Stone Deaf A & R Man

Phil Collen

Self

Bonny Brigg

Female Dancer

Timothy Milsom

Student

Neville Watson

Punter in Hotel

Julian Howath

Peno

Paul Delfgou

Child

Gina Briony

Space Rat

Joy Maxwell-Davies

Carol Singer

James Gibbs

Blair Child

Lilly Burton

Fan

Gary Olsen

Steve

Phil 'Philthy Animal' Taylor

Self

Lesley Guinn

Female Dancer

Gavin Watson

Punter in Hotel

Sarah Delfgou

Child

David Styles

Carol Singer

Isabel Forrester

Blair Child

Ozzy Osbourne

Self

Jack Galloway

Party Guest

Tom Armstrong

Barman

Tony Jays

John's Driver

Bethan Lowry

Child

Jamunna Charles

Space Rat

Marion Styles

Carol Singer

John Dollins

Telecom Engineer

Pat O'Toole

Trish

Rudolf Schenker

Self

Thomas Henry

Archie

Catherine George

Space Rat

Charlie Corbyn

Child

Craig Springer

Policeman

Michael Hurley

Dog Thief

Mark Wing-Davey

Party Guest

Nicole Fitzpatrick

2nd Nurse

Pino Leone

Maitre d'

Tika

Honey Bun the Dog

Sarah Jardine Jordan

Space Rat

Charles Styles

Carol Singer

Dave Hackford

Policeman

Brigit Grant

News Reporter

Richard Ridings

Yob 1

Robert Pereno

Party Guest

Fergus McLarnon

Doctor

Debbie Mills

Space Rat

Sarah Styles

Carol Singer

Neil Gold

Mamood

Jack Ellis

Party Guest

Sophie Thursfield

Katy

Glen Colson

Ambulance Man

Alison Wilcox

Space Rat

Harry Long

Policeman

Danny Webb

Party Guest

Gwen Watford

Mrs. Kendel

Tony Anderson

Policeman

Jon Lane

Phone Tapper

Peter Wyngarde

Mr. Kendel

Ben Aris

Party Guest

Russell Bell

Recording Engineer

Josephine Larsen

Miss Hendrick

Devon Lomax

News Presenter

Alfie Allen

Child in Promo

John Quarmby

Party Guest

Mark Franklyn

DJ

Christine Brooker

Theatre Goer

Ian Rodwell Lynn

Undercover Cop

Lily Allen

Child in Promo

James Adah

Naples Street Kid

Jonathan Pearce

Self - Commentator

Kate Ryder

Theatre Goer

Suza Horvat

Naples Street Kid

Liesl Hinkley

Child in Promo

Robert Borgars

Footballer

Camille Flaherty

Theatre Goer

Andros Adamou

Naples Street Kid

Lara Hinkley

Child in Promo

Pedro Romani

Footballer

David Griffiths

Theatre Goer

Ian Parks

Equerry

Sara Owen

Child in Promo

Daniel Adegwe

Naples Street Kid

Max Du Sautoy

Footballer

Willow De La Roche

News Reporter

Les Bull

Naples Street Kid

Roland Platts-Mills

Child in Promo

Ken Darlington

Footballer

Tom Kendrick

Theatre Goer

Johnny Rowden

Guardian Reporter

Rachel Biggs

Naples Street Kid

Ruby Platts-Mills

Child in Promo

Des Willie

Footballer

John Edon

Theatre Goer

Mitch Tonks

Mirror Reporter

Christian Solari

Naples Street Kid

Will Dawes

Footballer

Rob Ireland

Blair's Assistant

Nick Smith

Murdoch's Butler

Matthew Marsh

Naples Street Kid

Ollie Munroe

Footballer

Jess Plummer

Blair's Assistant

Debbie Cleal

Naples Street Kid

Terry Sue-Patt

Footballer

Jonathan Brook

Blair's Assistant

Giovanni Rennalls

Naples Street Kid

Tom Benson

Footballer

David Rees

News Vendor

Helen Shah

Naples Street Kid

Lloyd Stanton

Footballer

Nina Shah

Naples Street Kid

Jamie Forsyth

Footballer

Mark Jones

Footballer

Jeff Sleeman

John Scarlett

Anthony Darlington

Footballer

Gavin Rossdale

Footballer

Steve Witchard

Footballer

Chris Wainwright

Footballer

John Dennis

Footballer

John Robinson

Footballer

Dan Caute

Footballer

Saltz

Footballer

Lia Williams

Lucy

Ali Campbell

Self - Vocals and Guitar, UB40

Michael Virtue

Self - Keyboards, UB40

Robin Campbell

Self - Guitar and Vocals, UB40

Jim Brown

Self - Drums, UB40

Astro

Self - Percussion, UB40

Earl Falconer

Self - Bass Guitar, UB40

Brian Travers

Self - Tenor Saxophone, UB40

Norman Hassan

Self - Percussion, UB40

Henry Tenyue

Self - Guest Trombone

Patrick Tenyue

Self - Guest Trumpet

Kevin Seal

Buck T. Matthews

Jeanie Gold

Airline Passenger

Emma Norrish

Casino Player

Andrew Dawe

Theatre goer

Chelsea-Marie Gall

Theatre Goer

Sandy Johnson

Sandy Johnson(uncredited)

Eddie Marsan

Chip Shop Youth(uncredited)

Oliver Stapleton

Oliver Stapleton(uncredited)

Mark Cooper

Mark Cooper(uncredited)

J.G. Thirlwell

Guitar Player(uncredited)

Derek Jarman

Workman(uncredited)

Christian J. Fletcher

Policeman(uncredited)

Steve Whyment

Policeman(uncredited)

Derek Hunt

Policeman(uncredited)

Derek Van Weenen

Policeman(uncredited)

Andrée Bernard

Barbie(uncredited)

Simon Sanders

Smoking Doctor(uncredited)

Richard Vernon

Suspect(uncredited)

Salliya

Tymarah(uncredited)

Cleo Rocos

Couple at Cricket Match(uncredited)

Evelyn Rei

Smoking Lady(uncredited)

Aaron Deakins

Business Man(uncredited)

André Jacquemin

Voice of Photographer(uncredited)

Charlie Heptinstall

Business Man(uncredited)

Jon Ian Dredge

Sun Newspaper Worker(uncredited)

Anna Liddell

Guardian Journalist(uncredited)

Louis John Brzozka

News Reporter(uncredited)

Ben Gilbert

Terry(uncredited)

Daryl Smith-Wightman

Business Man(uncredited)

Jamie Lisa Jacquemin

Radio News Presenter(uncredited)