Director
Esben Storm
DIRECTOR
Jeremy Swan
Brendan Maher
Stars (in credits order)
Alexandra Milman
Penelope Townes
Glenn Meldrum
Baz
Rhys Muldoon
Bruce
Anna Galvin
Lady Diana Townes
Monica Maughan
Miss Mossop
Mark Mitchell
Otto von Meister
Fletcher Humphrys
Conrad von Meister
Ian McFadyen
Lord 'Bubbles' Uppington-Smythe
Kylie Belling
Trish Emu
Emily Milburn
Marcia Huntley
Jacinta Stapleton
Sophie
Lewis Fiander
Inspector Graves
Gerald Lepkowski
Jeweller
Nique Needles
Barry
Kristof Kaczmarek
Boris
Magda Szubanski
Doris
Reg Evans
Army Tourist
Randall Berger
Mr. Hemingway
Richard Aspel
Twin 1
George Fairfax
Anna Lee
Marcia's Mum
Natalie Playford
Mrs. Hemingway
Jason Blake
Twin 2
Sally-Anne Upton
Hairdresser
Bob Hornery
Minister
Melissa Lowndes
Tania
Craig Mercer
Ticket Scalper
Tasos Petousis
Michael
Sue Ann Post
Woman Tourist
Stephen Sculley
Rev. Walter
Christine Stephen-Daly
Caitlin McDougall
Sarah
Stephanie Daniel
Headmistress
Tammy McCarthy
Petral
Sapidah Kian
Make-up Artist
Judith Stewart
Stuffy Matron
Sam Brown
Football Supporter 1
Ian Smith
Race Judge
Ross Thompson
School Inspector
Mark Neal
Director's Assistant
Jason Khoo
Eskimo
Bob Halsall
Football Supporter 2
Patrick Sheridan
Passer-By
Pat Bishop
Madge
Daryl Pellizzer
Hobo
Matt Hayden
Cameraman
Sammy Chen
Tess Mitchell
Australian Teacher
Darcy Neave
Athol
Allon Baron
Reporter
Andrew Bayly
Sound Recordist
Rebecca Harrington
Kylie
Michael Carman
Customs Officer
Eamonn Kelly
Guy
Nicholas Crawford-Smith
Gaffer
Jasper Bagg
Boom
Ian Toyne
English School Inspector
Takahito Masuda
Japanese Tourist
Chris Krishna-Pillay
Caterer
Tony Davie
Sports spectator(uncredited)