Director
Shelley Jensen
DIRECTOR
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Alan Rafkin
Andrew Tsao
Steve Zuckerman
Tom Moore
Pamela Fryman
Roger Christiansen
Lee Shallat Chemel
Leonard R. Garner Jr.
Gail Mancuso
Michael Kelly
Andy Ackerman
Rod Daniel
Barnet Kellman
Joyce Gittlin
Joanna Kerns
Craig Zisk
Dana De Vally Piazza
Gordon Hunt
Stars (in credits order)
Brooke Shields
Susan Keane
Judd Nelson
Jack Richmond
Kathy Griffin
Vicki Groener
Nestor Carbonell
Luis Rivera
Barbara Barrie
Helen 'Nana' Keane
David Strickland
Todd Stities
Andrea Bendewald
Maddy Piper
Sherri Shepherd
Miranda Charles
Currie Graham
Nate Knaborski
Eric Idle
Ian Maxtone-Graham
Rob Estes
Oliver Browne
Albie Selznick
Ben Rubenstein
Billy Stevenson
Pete Fontaine
Marty Nedboy
Marty
Karen Maruyama
Mrs. Fong
Fred Stoller
Hank
John Griffin
Gus
Anthony Starke
Kip Richmond
Lisa Howard
Margo Richmond
Kyle T. Heffner
Jerry
Swoosie Kurtz
Liz Miller Keane
Brett Cullen
Adam
Ray Baker
Bill Keane
Joan Rivers
Edie
Paul Cassell
Philip
Tom Smothers
Attica
Nicole Nagel
Kate
Howard George
Bucky
Bryan Clark
Mr. Richmond
Charlie Brill
Leon
Lane Napper
Lane
Susan Ruttan
Nectarine Stites
Mr. T
Arnie
Michael Kagan
Officer Kellogg
Christopher Rich
Rep. Francis Shafer
David Newsom
Kenny 'The Hammer' Fleming
Hulk Hogan
Hollywood Hogan
Rick Springfield
Zach Hayword
Khalil Kain
Dwight
Pat Crawford Brown
Freida
Wendy Worthington
Officer Donna
Brian McNamara
Cooper Elliott
Luke Tarsitano
Kyle
David Rasche
Evan
Meagen Fay
Wendy
Nan Martin
Grandma Richmond
Kathy Ireland
Terri
Robert Curtis Brown
Lester
Chris Parnell
Phil
Tiffany Taubman
Maggie
Frankie J. Allison
Sal
Stephanie Venditto
Ella
Bill Ferrell
Duke
Howard S. Miller
James
Christina Moore
Elizabeth Macstone
Cheryl Hines
Debbie
Charles C. Stevenson Jr.
Reverend Duncan
Benny S. Cannon
Geoffrey
D. Elliot Woods
Fred
Devlin Mann
Devlin
Steven Pierce
Francis
Claudette Sutherland
Mrs. Richmond
Eric Bruskotter
Bob
Kimberly Quinn
Julie
Kim Sharpe
Kim
Alfred Dennis
Rabbi Stern
Craig Thomas
Rick the Waiter
Allen Lulu
Martin
William Akey
Kurt the Waiter
Hope Allen
Randy
Michael Halpin
Ed the Band Leader
Betty White
Midge Haber
Michael Jeter
Lawrence Rosewood
Curtis Armstrong
Harvey
Rodney Dangerfield
Artie
Hal Williams
Jim
David Lee Smith
Dirk
Lori Loughlin
Paula
Donald Trump
Rosie O'Donnell
David Chokachi
Elliot
Ben Reed
Ranger Dave Stevens
Kurt Fuller
Peg Phillips
Judge Cameron
Mary-Pat Green
Brenda
Denise Gentile
Tom Bailey
John
Ross Malinger
Doug Naughton Jr.
Tim Conway
Mickey
Bruno Campos
Carlos Rivera
Tony Bennett
Justina Vail
Gina
Willie Brown
Mayor Willie Brown
Krikor Satamian
Mr. Papazian
Stephen Tobolowsky
Dr. Gerken
Tony Curtis
Peter DiCaprio
Ellen Albertini Dow
Lily
Dan Butler
Dr. Richards
Gregory Itzin
Tom Poston
Mr. Vance
Phil Leeds
Chen
Oliver Muirhead
Dr. Hale
Granville Van Dusen
Alan Piper
Cynthia Mann
Sarah
Mark Nelson
Paul
Shawn Colvin
Christopher Atkins
Tony
Mindy Cohn
Cindy
Stuart Pankin
Andy Bevins
Arabella Field
Oxnard Stites
Greg Pitts
Chuck
Paul Kreppel
Darryl
Mark Steines
Eric
Angela Chittenden
Caroline Williams
Ms. Turner
Caroline McWilliams
Liz Keane
Marjean Holden
Dana Lee
Chan
Victor Wilson
Craig
Helaine Lembeck
Sandra
Robert Machray
Ernie
Philippe Bergeron
Claude
Joseph Chapman
Dr. Ethan Sanders
Dean Robinson
Eddie
Rose Marie
Joy
Mary Pat Gleason
Edna
Melanie Good
Sam
Dana Gould
Mike
Peter Paige
Neil Pomerantz
Amanda Carlin
Adele
David Atkinson
Dave
Michael McLafferty
Ethan Clark
Bob Dole
Senator Bob Dole
Dane Cook
Brian George
Mr. Verma
Gregory Jbara
Wallace
Dina Spybey-Waters
Kristoff St. John
Patrick
Fred Applegate
Caruso
Maria O'Brien
Maria
Joyce Brothers
Dr. Joyce Brothers
Shirley Prestia
Shirley
Valorie Armstrong
Mrs. Madison
Christopher Stapleton
Officer Hardwick
Melissa Chan
Roberta
Patricia Hurd
Kathleen Merrill
Nicole Sullivan
Claire Teevens
Bryan Callen
Pilot
Alex Meneses
Rosie
Tricia O'Kelley
Polly
Julia Sweeney
Rachel Fishman
Leif Garrett
Kathleen McClellan
Mia
Annabelle Gurwitch
Yvette
Keith Hamilton Cobb
Dr. Michael Bradstock
Joel McCrary
Dale
Ed McMahon
Mary Gillis
Irene
Reggie Jackson
Evgeniy Lazarev
Yuri
Giuliana Santini
Marcy
Philip Pavel
The Turtles
Sally Colon-Petree
Odelia
Daniel Murray
Dan The Waiter
Ellen Greene
Harriet Graham
Larry Joe Campbell
James Lesure
David Gordon, M.D.
T.J. Hoban
Kirk
Merrill Markoe
Miss Saunders
Aloma Wright
Rachel
Beulah Quo
Dr. Ni
Debbie James
Lacy
Pearl Huang
Mrs. Chan
Christopher Alessi
Geoffrey the Waiter
Greta Fadness
Juanita Jennings
Ms. Hollins
Ashley Laurence
Pam
Harvey Korman
Jimmy
Ethan Wayne
Dr. Byron Glaser
John McEnroe
Gino Conforti
Apartment Manager
Patience Cleveland
Mrs. Lancaster
Eddie Garcia
Enrique
Megan Blake
Marci Brickhouse
Melissa
Shawn Hoffman
Coco
Andonia Katsaros
Emma
Heather Lauren Olson
Erica
Mark Daniel Cade
Waiter
Jayson Creek
Malcolm
Lana Lane
Vera
Alfonso De Rose
Gino
Mary Deno
Greta
Christopher Darga
Marvin the Clown
Charlie Dell
Wade
Marian Mercer
Ben Marley
Nancy Hower
Deb
Greg Baker
Michael
Tim Lounibos
Officer Sakamoto
Samantha Torres
Jill
James Henriksen
Gerald
Bobby Brewer
Teddy
Barry Kramer
Zvi
Corey Padnos
Billy
Scott Fowler
Charlie
Kathleen Farrell
Cecelia
Marta Rubenstein
Marta
Rachele Baker
Jamie
Fabiana Udenio
Charmaine
Patrick Cranshaw
Cindy Margolis
Ilia Volok
Viktor
Jerry Springer
Susan Chuang
Lee Weaver
Clyde
John F. O'Donohue
Judy Toll
Jim Jackman
Trie Donovan
Ida
Myke Schwartz
Mark Volman
Flo
Tim Wrightman
Victor
Jessica A. O'Sullivan
Jessica
Mark Sweet
Xander
Telma Hopkins
Denise
Jerry Lambert
Brent
Heather Marie Marsden
Georgia
Mike Grief
Vinny the Florist
Robert Alan Beuth
Howie
Philip Falcone
Karl
Tony Brock
Rex
Cal Gibson
George
Barry Cutler
Gayle Kellon Christensen
Todd Royal
Clark
Vernee Watson
Karen
Frances Bay
Mrs. Tidgely
Ben Diskin
Willie
Sydney Bennett
Beth
Ernie Lee Banks
Joe
Ryan Fitzgerald
Jeff
Gregory White
Mr. Barnes
Matthew Mahaney
Lars the Bartender
Jason D. Keller
Stu
Joe Hogan
Peter the Bar Patron
Michael Rapposelli
Ed
Joseph Cipriano
Guard
Leonard Moss
NiCole Robinson
Grace
Angelica Bridges
Anya
Jeanette Miller
Susan
Steven Ford
Skip
Katelin Petersen
Tracy
Brian Palermo
Larry the Paramedic
Sam Gifaldi
Alex
Mark Ankeny
Doc Simon
Charity Nicole James
Kelli
Mary Manofsky
Michelle
Michelle Crispin
Ken S. Polk
Larry the Waiter
Andy Brewster
Sophia Leikin
Lindsay
Aaron Paul
Zipper
J.P. Manoux
Lukaro
John Balma
Gary
Dario Franchitti
Jamie Kaler
Jordan Black
Lenny
Stephen DeRosa
Bryce
Frederique Van Der Wal
Frederique
Warren Zevon
John David Conti
Charles
Howard Kaylan
Blake Reed
Krystal Benn
Allison Knaborski
Cullen Arroyo
Benji
Ray Rodriguez
Ernesto
Todd Susman
Dr. Siegal
Ralph Ahn
Mr. Norohito
Robin McDonald
Sara
Teddy Lane Jr.
Robert
Robin Le Mesurier
Colin
V. Ray Bodie
Jennifer Williams
Audrey
Melissa Samuels
Alicia Anne
Barbara
Lynne Marie Stewart
Marion
Marcy Goldman
Connie
Terrence Beasor
Minister Bogden
David Jahn
Adam Lieberman
Jimmy the Bartender
Robyn Donny
Shane Keller
Lou
Adam Borstein
Elliott
Malcolm Mazer
Brent Ray Jones
Choir Director
Romy Rosemont
Lynnette
Robert Morse
Uncle Bert
Patricia Place
Mrs. Feingold
Lindze Letherman
Faith
Chris Naoki Lee
Paul Hayes
Officer Crabb
Neriah Davis
Amy
J.D. Lewis
Mac the Bartender
Alec Murdock
Honest Abe
Michael Haywood Norris
Ernie the Bartender
Chausey Lebron
Waitress
Xavier J. Nathan
Fred Hunting
Richard
Rachel Hunter
Meegan Garrity
Regan Burns
Marcia Ann Burrs
Joyce the Maid
Marlon Young
Tom
Nick DeMauro
Manny
Len Cordova
Shane Nickerson
Jason St. Johns
Nossi
Eric Kinder
Elizabeth Matthews
Frances
Tad Wadhams
Nicky
Nayiri Ishakian
Hilda
Robert Neary
Evonne Kezios
Sheila
Jimmy Scaf
John Cothran
O'Rourke
Julia Rose
Lena the Pretty Woman
Dee Freeman
Audience Member
Amy Smallman
Amy the Waitress
Joe Tello
Frankie
Stewart Rose
Mitch
Jennifer Joyce
Lana
Mark Murphy
Marc
Steven Williams
Carl
Marshall Manesh
Bruzzi
Nellie Sciutto
Joyce
Nick Di Paolo
Jerome
Ed Bernard
Officer Osgood
Vern Urich
Vern
Steven Wollenberg
Deejay
L.A. Rothman
Carla
Nancy Mura
Enrique Murciano
Dwight Turner
Polyester
Zack Hopkins
Landy
Edith Varon
Nurse Rovak
Nicole Harlan
Patti
Nathanael S. Wilson
Fernando
Bill Idelson
Arthur
Julieanne O'Connor
Esther
Alicia Hoge
Joanie
Darius Boorn
Jim Wise
Craig Branham
Bill Erwin
Mr. Tidgely
Karri Turner
John Hostetter
Stage Manager
Yavone Evans
Nina
Andrea Savage
Jenny
Parry Shen
Rick Cramer
Ulf
Claire Malis
Mrs. Shafer
Julian Barnes
Edgar
Jesse Stock
Drew
Tim Bagley
Don
Spencer Klein
Jaron
E.J. De la Pena
Gregory
Carlton Elizabeth
Jeanine
Jim Maniaci
Kathryn Walker
Alex Draper
Owen McKibbin
Jason
Ali Larter
Maddie
Preston Maybank
McGuire
Frank Novak
Russ Fega
Christopher Burkott
Chaz
Mark Anthony LeGras
Mark
Shia LaBeouf
Ritchie
Martin Charles Warner
Izzy
Harris Fishman
Rob
Deirdre O'Neil
Nancy
Lynsey Bartilson
Dina
Cindy Matta
Roy Jenkins
Kevin
Sally Shore
Sally
Bonnie Burroughs
Victoria
Larry Sullivan
Daniel
Troy Spurlin
Troy
Carlos Del Olmo
Rosario
Robert Stack
Linda Li
Basketball Player
Michael Worth
Underwear Model
Haskell V. Anderson III
Immigration Officer
Viva Sex
Parade Goer
Samas Wu
Louis E. Rosas
Parade Goer(uncredited)
Diane Mizota
Chorus Girl(uncredited)
Christian Vincent
Dancer(uncredited)
Tara Nicole Hughes
Michael Gier
Bartender(uncredited)
Gordon Hart
Randi Cee
Neisha Folkes-LeMelle
Dante Henderson
Kasey Campbell
JoaquĆn Escamilla
Jimmy Locust
Liz Ramos
Regan Patno
Indira Tyler
Angela Stover
Elaine Lockley Smith
Billy Bonsangue
Doug Decker
Wedding Guest(uncredited)
Tom Andrew
Ed McMahon's Cameraman(uncredited)
Bob Casper
Parade Vender(uncredited)
Tony O'Dell
Bird(uncredited)