Director
Jim Franklin
DIRECTOR
John Howard Davies
Bob Spiers
Stars (in credits order)
Tim Brooke-Taylor
Graeme Garden
Bill Oddie
Corbet Woodall
Newsreader
Roland MacLeod
James Burke
Ernie Goodyear
ACTOR
Patrick Moore
Sheila Steafel
The Queen
David Rappaport
Robot
Stuart Fell
Bank clerk
Michael Barratt
Nationwide Presenter
Marcelle Samett
Norman Mitchell
Gerald
Michael Aspel
The Fred Tomlinson Singers
Black and White Minstrels
James Muir
Erik Chitty
Eye Witness
Barry Cryer
Oscar James
Enoch Powell
Helli Louise
Dana
Rusty Goffe
Dwarf
Roy Kinnear
Emperor
Joan Sims
Delia Capone
Henry McGee
Nasty Person
Alfie Bass
The Giant
Oliver Gilbert
Attila the Hun
Tony Blackburn
Frank Thornton
Master of Ceremonies
Tommy Godfrey
Auctioneer
Milton Reid
Eddie Waring
Richard Pescud
Jim Collier
Pauline Devaney
Playgirl Club Girl
Valerie Stanton
Miss Foster
Maria Eldridge
Maria O'Brien
The Fairy Puff Girl
Barney Carroll
Katya Wyeth
Eddie Davies
Norman Bacon
Bill Weston
Baron de Boeuf
Lola Morice
Shocked Onlooker
Karin MacCarthy
Skip Martin
'Little Rolf' Harris
Kenny Baker
Ballard Berkeley
Chairman of the British Olympic Committee
Malcolm Dixon
Mike Edmonds
Animal
George Claydon
Cooker
Robin Houston
Announcer
George Baker
Chief Beefeater
Liz Fraser
Miss Heffer
Ann Way
Cecily's Aunt
Roddy Maude-Roxby
Rupert Windcheater
Brenda Cowling
Lady
Paul Whitsun-Jones
Deputy Commissioner Butcher
George Benson
The Vicar
John Le Mesurier
Uncle Tom
Allan Cuthbertson
Charles
Beryl Reid
Mrs. Desiree Carthorse
Stanley Baxter
Loch Ness Monster
Ronnie Stevens
Minister for Pollution
Reginald Marsh
Minister for Sport
Julian Orchard
Minister for the Arts
Freddie Jones
Mr. Sparklipegs
Patrick Troughton
Dr. Petal
Patricia Hayes
The Witch Hazel
Harry H. Corbett
Minister for Health
Peter Jones
Minister for Sports
Barbara Mitchell
Isabel Chintz
Joe Melia
Builder
Jack Douglas
Police Sergeant
John Bluthal
Major Cheeseburger
Philip Madoc
Customs Officer
Magnus Magnusson
Magnus Magnesium
Melita Clarke
Delilah
Raymond Baxter
Self
MacDonald Hobley
Jacquie Sullivan
Jane Asher
Caroline Kook
Bryan Pringle
The Tourmaster
Frank Windsor
Scoutfinder General
Percy Edwards
The Dodo
Ricky Newby
Roger Brierley
Park Attendant
David Dimbleby
David Dimbumblum
Wayne Sleep
Mollie Sugden
Minister for Trade and Domestic Affairs
Richard Caldicot
The Brigadier
Lionel Wheeler
Postman
Max Latimer
The Burglar
Robert Bernal
Cecily's Uncle
June Whitfield
Penelope Fay
Bernard Bresslaw
Zookeeper in Charge of the Monster House
Gaye Brown
Barbara
Richard Wattis
TV Show Host
Bridget Armstrong
Hazel Nuts
John Junkin
Jonathan Cecil
Arthur Minion
Julian Chagrin
Maxie Grease
Bill Fraser
Army Sergeant
Julie Desmond
Tessa Wyatt
Mildred Makepeace
Peter Dyneley
General
Mary Malcolm
Joy Yates
Charlie Stewart
Terry Denton
Christopher Eymard
Richard Briers
Narrator
John Cross
Timothy Carlton
Captain Hebbs
Gertan Klauber
The Black Rod
Queenie Watts
Playgirl Club Compere
Jill Riddick
Cecily
Andrea Lawrence
Peter Davidson
Olu Jacobs
Ray Barlow
Alex MacIntosh
Elaine Baillie
Debbie
Peter Reeves
Gilly McIver
Miss McIvor
John Cleese
The Genie
John Peel
Jimmy Saville
Albert Wilkinson
Prime Minister
Sue Lawley
William F. Sully
David Willmott
Rolf Harris
Valerie Leon
The Seductress
Iris Jones
Jo Kendall
Spencer Shires
Alan Forrester
Lena Ellis
Supermatic Girl
Alexander Bridge
Cilla Black
Maxine Casson
John Lawrence
Reg Turner
William Jenner
Felix Bowness
Jack Dalton
Ramsay Williams
Jake Anthony
Max Faulkner
Peggy Mason
Nicholas McArdle
Okon Jones
Richard Smith
Syd Wright
Xylophone Player
Kim Gavin
Bartlett Mullins
Ericka Crowne
Ken Halliwell
Zibba Mayes
Wendy Hillhouse
May Warden
Robert Bridges
Ronnie Brody
Chamberlain
Jimmy Mac
Pat Montrose
Sandy Strallen
Rosemary Faith
Trevor Willis
Bert Simms
Walter Henry
Tina Reeves
Linda Hotchkin
Terry Wogan
John Melainey
Penny Irving
Mark White
Fred Dinenage
Dinenage, Fred
Ernest C. Jennings
Patrick Milner
Tony West
Bebe Robson
Toni Harris
Vicki Michelle
Nurse
David Machin
Kenneth Wolstenholme
Kenny Warwick
Selina Ingram
Joan Blackham
Marty Swift
Ronald Russell
Arthur Ellis
John Styles
Punch and Judy Show
Ruby James
Vocal backing
Wanita Franklin
Marty Feldman
Guest appearances
Jon Pertwee
Reverend Llewellyn Llewellyn Llewellyn Llewellyn
Dick Emery
Steve Ismay
Giant Rabbit and Various
Alun Williams
Decima Delaney
Julie Andrews
Stephen Lyons
Policeman
Mel Smith
TV Talk Show Host
Geoffrey Palmer
School Headmaster
Andrew Ray
Guy Deghy
Cyd Child
Sharon Miller
Marie Sutherland
Ronnie Storm
Tony Gubba
Jack Purvis
Peter Burroughs
Tony Friel
Mike Cottrell
Chrissy Monk
Prince
Caroline Dillon
Gerald Staddon
John Ghavan
Chrissie Kendall
Nola Haynes
Alison Minto
Peasant
Wanda Rokicki
Jane Faith
Annette Lyons
Snow White
Jackie Hall
Carole Forbes
Jane Faithe
Jane Winchester
Evan Cross
Jacki Barron
Ron Tarr
Sadie Eden
Ken Barker
Tex Fuller
Prospector
Kevin Hudson
Computer
Roberta Gibbs
Sue Crosland
Juliet King
Girl
Ian Bruce
Bullock
Jonathan Evans
Charlie Stafford
Spider-Man
Sabrina de Lisle
David Harrison
Patrick Shepherd
Nelson E. Ward
Laura Shaw
Tricia Sinclair
Kevin Sullivan
Fridge
Tony Crutchley
Jeannette Charles
Queen (uncredited)
Eric Kent
Delia's Dancer (uncredited)
Cy Town
Man Fleeing Kitten Kong (uncredited)
Michael Rowlatt
Singing Sailor (uncredited)
Laurie Goode
#3 Footballer (uncredited)
Tina Simmons
Shocked onlooker in the park (uncredited)
Roy Pearce
Herald (uncredited)
Willie Shearer
Beefeater (uncredited)
Keith Simon
American Tourist (uncredited)
Roy Reeves
Guardsman (uncredited)
Charlie Young Atom
Teddy Kiss Atom
Anthony Mayne
Masked Polo-Playing Horseman (uncredited)
Violet Dix
Old Lady (uncredited)
Dennis Balcombe
Geoffrey Brighty
Walter Swash
Bella Emberg
Victor Harrington
Binky Bittock (uncredited)
Walter Goodman
Restaurant Customer (uncredited)
Ron Gregory
Film Crewman (uncredited)
Hugh Cecil
Baldicleanse Ink Remover Advert (uncredited)
Jim Tyson
Jean Channon
Diner outside restaurant (uncredited)
Alf Mangan
Shocked Onlooker (uncredited)
Wolfgang Von Jurgen
(uncredited)
Laurie Webb
Man on sofa (uncredited)
Avril Fane
Patrick Ryecart
Cowboy (uncredited)
Kenny Everett
Sir John Peel (uncredited)
Paul Tropea
Scout (uncredited)
Bimbo
Terence (uncredited)
Ralph G. Morse
Fan Bashed by Oddie (uncredited)