Son of the Beach (2000) | Full Cast

Scott McAboy

DIRECTOR

Tim Andrew

DIRECTOR

George Verschoor

DIRECTOR

John Putch

DIRECTOR

Bill Tunnicliffe

DIRECTOR

Jack Murray

DIRECTOR

Gloria Muzio

DIRECTOR

Gene Laufenberg

DIRECTOR

Arthur Borman

DIRECTOR

Jaime Bergman

B.J. Cummings

Roland Kickinger

Chip Rommel

Leila Arcieri

Jamaica St. Croix

Kimberly Oja

Kimberlee Clark

Timothy Stack

Notch Johnson

Michael Berensen

Lt. Steve Andrews

Lisa Banes

Mayor Anita Massengil

Amy Weber

Porcelain Bidet

Lou Rosenthal

Spank the Monkey

Robert Stephen Ryan

Professor Milosevic

Lynne Marie Stewart

Ellen

Jason Hopkins

Kody Massengil

Jack Riley

Chappy

Michelle Ruben

Wrap-Up Girl

Bill MacDonald

Sports Announcer

Louis McCarten

Chauffeur

Billy Beck

Nick 'Snuggles' Pappasmearos

Candace Kita

Female Asian News Reporter

Vincent Pastore

Vinnie Fellachio

Alan Thicke

Captain Buck Enteneille

Lee Majors

Colonel Seymore Kooze

Mark Hamill

'Divine Rod' Petrie

Maureen McCormick

Mrs. Strawther

Ian Ziering

Harry Johnson

Len Lesser

Nick Pappasmearos Jr.

Jim Jackman

Yippie

Scott Berman

Greasy Guy

David Morgasen

Professor Milosevic

David Arquette

Johnny Queefer

Gilbert Gottfried

Noccus Johnstein

Gary Coleman

Barker

Lisa Brounstein

Fat Woman

Joanna Bacalso

Fire Bush

Angelica Bridges

Areola

Victoria Silvstedt

Eva Rommel

Mark Harris

Gaybraham Lincoln

Cerina Vincent

Mandy

Rick Kleber

Morbidly Obese Frankie

Darla Haun

Mary

Chuck Pacheco

DJ Host

Tyler Mane

Adolf Manson

Barbara Roberts

Aunt Jizzy

Leslie Jordan

Jordan

Mickey Jones

Vernon

Robert Pine

Governor Thomas

Miles Marsico

Kid

Bob Amaral

Dominic Barbarella

Stephen Mendillo

Judge Howard Doody

James Gleason

Irish Priest

Dan Tullis Jr.

Guard

Michael Windser

Congressman

Nate Reese

Congregant

Cathy Shambley

Nurse

Patrick Stack

Jury Foreman

Roy Jenkins

INS Agent

Joanna Krupa

Hot Girl

Sydney 'Big Dawg' Colston

Mercury Lincoln

Rib Hillis

Digger Gooseberry

Emilio Rivera

Dirty Sanchez

Ryan Christopher Keys

Bobbie

Jason Alexander

Tex Finklestein

Adam Carolla

The Host

Corbin Bernsen

Big Red Johnson

Erik Estrada

President Seymour Wences

Rachel York

Regina Streep

Deprise Brescia

Juanita

Erica Dahm

Julia

Pat Morita

King Kumonya

Cindy Williams

Bobbi

Walter Koenig

General Dimitri Sukitov

Joan Van Ark

Ima Cummings

John O'Hurley

Dr. Merlot

John Salley

Jerome Curl

Jerry Springer

Jerry Springer

Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf

Hank

C. Thomas Howell

Jason Dudikoff, Father Dude

William Katt

Congressman George Bukaki

Musetta Vander

Nutragena

Morgan Brittany

Marcia Clark

Harry Anderson

Bull Cracker

George Takei

Grandfather

Bill Maher

Bill Maher

Frank Sinatra Jr.

The Notorious Stink Finger

Corey Feldman

Band Manager

Maxwell Caulfield

Stevens

Kristen Miller

Hottie McDaniel

Glen Chin

Mr. X

Stephanie Chao

Lika

Jaclyn Dahm

Louise

Cu Ba Nguyen

Premier Ho

Alexis Arquette

Beverly

Lukas Haas

Krazy

Casey Sander

Ray Cummings

David Graf

Jacques Douche

Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice

Dweezil Zappa

Tom Maxwell

Nick Jameson

Heathrow

Dwayne Barnes

Sean Puffy Aldrin

Jackie Martling

Jackie 'The Joke Man' Martling

Gary Dell'Abate

Life Guard Recruit

Tori Allen Arts

Thurston Banks Hewitt III

Jimmie Walker

Uncle Ben

Rance Howard

Dean Faraday

RuPaul

Heinous Anus

Randall Batinkoff

Guido Greasy

Michael Ensign

F

Fabio

Fabio

Max Baker

Englishman

Richard Hatch

Richard Hatch

Stacy Francis

Cleo Taurus

Bumper Robinson

Prince Vidor

Buck Kartalian

Papa Gigio

Griffin Frazen

Peter Gonzinia

James O'Shea

Chad Jeremy

Nicole Dahm

Dreyfuss

James Henriksen

Reporter

Billy Daydoge

Chief Pokemon

Vilma Andico

Hot Girl

Daniel 'Smalls' Johnson

The Bird

Nina Grace Cho

Sum Pi

Simon Helberg

Billy

Neil Patrick Harris

Loverboy

Todd Bridges

Todd Bridges

Gretchen Becker

Moderator

Ant

Jerry Agfay

Joey Buttafuoco

Trophy Head

Rachel Weller

Hot Groupie

Jon Lovitz

Father of B.J.'s Baby

Charles Napier

Charles Foster Brooks

Barry Livingston

Larry - 'Bitch'

Gloria Gifford

Okra Lee Gifford

James Black

Busta Hyman

Mark L. Walberg

Mark Walberg

Ken Takemoto

Professor Taykakaka

Rick Marotta

Tony Manure

Randall Tamayei

Judge Speedo

Al White

King Vidor

Doug Cox

Director

Rick Scarry

Reverend Ralph Green

Alberto Vazquez

South American Leader

Brandi Sherwood

Vega

Kenny Ellis

Cantor

Johnny Messner

Handsome Guy

Richmond Arquette

M.C.

Patricia Hearst

Digger's Mother

Thomas Anthony Jones

McBeal Ali

Kristof Konrad

Sergei

Elisa Leonetti

Chcch

Kristin Malia

Reporter

Deborah Harmon

Pussy Willow

Dana Lee

General Toumalou

Enya Flack

Velveeta

Christopher Darden

Christopher Darden

Susan Hawk

Susan Hawk

Smalls

Larry 'Biggy' Little

Marc Lynn

Cal Manure

David Starzyk

Joseph Anthony Gonzinia

Natashia Williams

Montego Bay

Janice Rivera

Labia

Adam Gifford

Dark Horse

Stu Nahan

Sports Announcer

Sana Fey

Big Dipper

Christopher Winsor

Tommy

Sammi Rotibi

African Worker

Roman Varshavsky

Federov

Linda Kim

Rucy Roo

Larry Flynt

Larry Flynt

Stu Levin

Schmuel

Gloria Payne

Snatch Johnson

Julie Marques

Cabernet

Ashley C. Nelson

Brandy

Anson Williams

Warden Jack Beatty

Susie Park

Binaka

Gervase Peterson

Tyreece

Kristin Herold

Tiffany

Maria Quiban

Reporter

T.V. Blake

Gruyere

Melanie Walker

Cigarette Girl

Steve Vinovich

Mayor Edward James Almost

Tony Perez

General Partagas

Sandee Westgate

Woman

Tracy Kay

Lulu

Mary Wilcher

Buffy

Ray Garcia

White Swallow

Shaun Toub

Mohammed

Jake Fritz

Little Boy

Rodney Neil

Color Commentator

Pam Trotter

Provalone

Randy Hall

Agent McHale

Lacie Harmon

Anne Vageneros

Hartwell Davila

The Squee Kees

Keli'l

Grandson

Ray Proscia

MC

John Vargas

Sergeant Cohiba

Albert Wong

Asian Deliveryman

Mychal Wilson

Friend

Cindy Ambuehl

Nicorette

Chip Zien

Larry Big

Victor Wilson

Navy Seal

Tim Silva

Dr. Towers

Robert R. Shafer

Main Crony

Michael DeVorzon

Young Man

Tim Herzog

Zig

Robert Alan Beuth

Town Crier

Elaine Tse

K.D. Wang

Toru Tanaka Jr.

Handjive

Harlan Gleeson

The Squee Kees

Travis Wester

Dude

John Reilly

J.P. Wynne

William Schallert

Father Chuck

Tiffany Richardson

Sales Girl

Scott Hartman

Davey Rib Condom

Daran Norris

Karaoke Emcee

Chris Kennedy

Colin Hunter

Deborah Lee Hall

Chip's Mootie

Rick Garia

Casino Dealer

John DeRosa

The Squee Kees

Tawfiq Akhir

Dancer

Doug Stone

Cocktopuss

Sandra Taylor

Hot Teacher

Bradley Jay Lesley

Cellmate

Rex Lee

Bellboy

Patrick Thomas O'Brien

Chip's Poopie

Iva Hasperger

Myna Kampf

Troy Cornett

Dancer

Ian Kerr

Butler

Lydia Look

Madam

May Boss

Old Lady

C. Tyson Garner

Dancer

Jenna Lewis

Reality Woman

Lena Yada

Nokia (Woman)

Anthony W. Johnson

Dancer

Pattie Brooks

Singer

Kaya Wittenburg

Reality Man

Ghee Geo Browne

Singer

Stacy Jo Miyake

Nokia (Man)

Preston James Hillier

Guy #1

Valerie Penso

Island Girl

Tina Clark

Singer

Hiroshi Otaguro

Photographer #1

Harry James Elston

Singer

Andray Johnson

Singer

Shannon Welles

Nun

Lisa Inouye

Vietnamese Woman

Joey Yu

Photographer #2

Robert Donavan

Driver

Boce Robinson Mitchell

Singer

Manuel Acosta

Musician: Mariachi Band

Jim Wise

FBI Agent

Tobias Evangelista

Musician: Mariachi Band

Gilberto Polanco

Musician: Mariachi Band

Kathy Benton

Bailiff

Wendy Goldman

Lawyer

Rick Shuster

Helicopter Pilot

Tsuyoshi Abe

Asian Man

Flo Jalin

Hot Asian Girl

Victor Licas

Asian Carney Man

Gina-Raye Carter

Girl On Beach

G. Larry Butler

Man in the bikini

David Berry

George

Kyle McDougle

Phillip

Lara Del Arte

Bikini Babe

Tammy Ko

Sumpi

Brendon John Kelly

Beach Bum (uncredited)

Diana Terranova

Dancer (uncredited)

Jennifer Gabbert

Baby Bikini (uncredited)

Ron Yuan

Johnny Tree (uncredited)

Kelii Miyata

Grandson (uncredited)

Bobbi Billard

Hot Babe (uncredited)

Matt Falletta

Cocktopuss (uncredited)

Billy Acquaviva Jr.

Overweight Sal (uncredited)

Aleks West

Bikini Girl (uncredited)

Brian George

Osama Bin Laiden (uncredited)

Jackie Zane

Hawaiian Tourist (uncredited)

Azalea Davila

Rod's Girl (uncredited)

Melissa Hunter

Hot Girl (uncredited)

Ungenita Prevost

Jerome's Girl (uncredited)

Bart Noggle

Chaps (uncredited)

Janelle Pierzina

Girl on Beach (uncredited)

Lily Bleu Andrew

Giant Baby (uncredited)

Daron McFarland

Royal Guard (uncredited)

Justin Ipock

Casino Dealer (uncredited)

Leann Bankowski Pullon

Little Person Dancer (uncredited)

Andie Ximenes

Dirty Sanchez Member (uncredited)

Charles Bice-Bey

Gang member (uncredited)

Lara Coulter

Leper (uncredited)