Director
Lloyd Gross
DIRECTOR
Paul Alter
Stars (in credits order)
Johnny Olson
Self - Announcer
Wally Bruner
Self - Host
Larry Blyden
Chet Gould
Arlene Francis
Self - Panelist
Soupy Sales
Wayne Howell
Jennifer Wood
Self - Model
Gene Rayburn
Joanna Barnes
Bert Convy
Self - Guest Panelist
Gene Shalit
Anita Gillette
Henry Morgan
Phyllis Newman
Allen Ludden
Meredith MacRae
Sherrye Henry
Alan Alda
Dana Valery
Jack Cassidy
Melba Tolliver
Gawn Grainger
Gail Sheldon
Joanna Simon
Mel Tormé
Aliza Kashi
Nipsey Russell
Joel Grey
Sheila MacRae
Tony Roberts
Peggy Cass
Garry Moore
Morey Amsterdam
Darryl Hickman
Bennett Cerf
Patti Deutsch
Danny Goldman
Peter Gabel
Susan Oakland
Susan Bracken
Phyllis George
Jim Backus
Mark Goodson
Sally Ann Howes
Maureen Stapleton
Self - Mystery Guest
Elaine Fulkerson
Bob Williams
Jack Haskell
Joyce Brothers
Joe Garagiola
Godfrey Cambridge
Pia Lindström
Karen Machon
Earl Wilson Jr.
Eamonn Andrews
Lucie Arnaz
Robert Morse
Gene Wood
Jack E. Leonard
Dennis Wholey
Allan Sherman
Shari Lewis
Werner Klemperer
Self - Guest
Dick Shawn
Frank Gifford
Henny Youngman
Jerry Stiller
Harriet Nelson
Self
June Lockhart
James Earl Jones
Melba Moore
Bill Todman
Dina Merrill
Rex Reed
Peter Duchin
Earl Wilson
Anne Meara
Joey Adams
Betty White
Robert Clary
Jerry Orbach
Darren McGavin
Patrick Macnee
Woody Herman
Skitch Henderson
Gig Young
Joanne Carson
Sam Levene
Sandy Duncan
Joan Fontaine
Sandy Dennis
Jim Bailey
Geoffrey Holder
Marcia Rodd
Roger Moore
Leonard Nimoy
Emily Yancy
Mark Russell
Joe Silver
Bert Parks
Little Egypt
Self - Bellydancer
Rufus Harley
Self - Bagpipe Player
Aldora Mangini
Self - Egg Breaker
Estene Del Rio
Self - Dog Fashion Designer
Pearl Epstein
Self - Yoga Instructor
Jean Balukas
Self - Pool Player
Debbie Xath
Self - Balloonist
Peter J. Morrell
Self - Wine Taster
James Weenen
Self - Wig Designer
Janos Prohaska
Self - Creator of Movie Monsters
Susan Fritzvold
Self - Horsetail Braider
Harry Lorayne
Self - Memory Expert
Becky Kerr
Self - Meat Grader
Clayton Moore
Phil Rizzuto
Mary Charitas Krieter
Handwriting Analyst
Gary Thompson
Self - Academy Award Statuette Manufacturer
Jay Della
Stan Juster
Self - Bubble Blowing Tube Distributor
Louis Hoffmann
Self - Snow Mat Manufacturer
Don Trubisky
Self - Jelly Donut Stuffer
Marc 'Sparky' Sipolt
Self - Automobile Stunt Driver (4 years old)
Nicholas J. Gray
Self - Fire-Eating Jesuit Priest
Greg Hannan
Self - Member of Australian Water Ski Team
Kathy Saxe
Self - Gambling Instructor
Bradley Stone
Self - Bathtub Water Level Alarm Inventor
Marilyn Meltzer
Self - Indoor Swing Designer
Thomas Burns
Self - Sells Portable Outdoor Kitchens
Paula Sperber
Self - Professional Bowler
Tom Crawford
Self - Garbage Collector
Peter Hewitt
Self - Motorcycle Helmet Decorator
Mary Ann Pershyn
Self - Union Carpenter
Marion Forrest
Self - Sells Butterfly Growing Kits
Henry Boyd
Self - Bird Caller
Ed Stern
Self - Sells Lost Golf Ball Detectors
Wayne Roelke
Self - Sales Manager for Electronic Calculators
John Menkart
Self - Tester of Hair Dye
John Lee
Self - Burglar Alarm Designer
Bud Hilpert
Self - Paints With His Feet
Jackie Vilker
Self - Union Bricklayer
Barbara Naiman
Self - Sells Things for Left-Handed People
Terry Rose
Self - Jigsaw Puzzle Designer
Roy Bacon
Self - Sailboat Simulator Inventor
Maggie Crismond
Self - Bartender
Manfred Hacker
Self - Lard Sculptor
Jill Hodgen
Self - Plays the Musical Saw
Charlsie Cantey
Self - Exercise Girl for the Race Horse 'Arlene Francis'
Chrys Holt
Self - Hangs By Her Hair
Oscar Miller
Self - Countermatic Jump Rope Importer
Jerry Ward
Self - Sells Baseball Batting Training Devices
Don Meyers
Self - Designs Body Suits for Men
Robert J. George
Self - Presidential Santa Claus
Emmett Wallis
Self - Rock 'n Roll Drummer
Robert Hull
Self - Beer Can Holder Inventor
Morton Plonchak
Self - Instant Glue Manufacturer
Lorraine Grossenbach
Self - Makes Silver-Plated Chopsticks
Sara Reese
Self - Plumber
Rachel Tremblay
Self - Ceiling Plasterer
Art Rosenblatt
Self - Videographer
Richard Dusse
Self - Makes Pajamas for Dogs
Dean Blakeney
Self - Karate Expert Pastor
Lois Silk
Self - Teaches Posture Exercises
Seymour Weissman
Self - Specialist in Cigar Store Indians
Carl Kumano
Self - Sells Backpacks for Camping
Pamela Wingo
Self - Engineer of a Steam Locomotive
James Schofield
Self - Trolly Car Motorman
Archibald Arbuckle
Self - Roto-Rooter Man
Vince Noltemeyer
Self - Peanut Butter Machine Manufacturer
Ellena Yuszczak
Self - Electrician
Sandi Pierce
Self - Airplane Wing Walker
Charles W. Bosworth
Self - Coffee Expert
William Callaghan
Self - Imports Pinball Machines
Debby Nelson
Self - Automobile Daredevil
Asa Ruskin
Self - Inventor of Speedometer for Skiers
Rudi Stern
Self - Art Gallery Owner
Richard Chamberlain
Johnnie Hill-Hudgins
Self - Twin Sister Karate Expert
Mary-Ellen George
Self - Polo Pony Trainer
Barry Rothman
Self - Fireworks Display Designer
Herb Kavet
Self - Makes Playboy Centerfold Jigsaw Puzzles
Adolf Kleint
Self - Wedding Cake Decorator
Bruce Ferguson
Self - PR for Air-Conditioned Undershirts
Rosalie Revan
Self - Belly Dancing Instructor
Kathy Wiggins
Self - Sells Do-It-Yourself Perfume Making Kits
Rhyder McClure
Self - Electric Mousetrap Inventor
James Hagle
Self - Meatless Meat Manufacturer
Norman J. Lawrence
Self - Raincoat Designer
Max Hugel
Self - Businessman
Evelyn Mitchell
Self - Cartographer
Barbara Curry
Self - Home Repair Author
Joan Moore
Self - Water Furniture Maker
Bob Halcrow
Self - Beer Taster
Harriet Langmas
Self - Patchwork Fashion Designer
Robert Andrioli
Self - Diamond Heart Replica Seller
Marion Paskowicz
Self - Straw Sculptor
Bob Livingston
Self - Prints Underwater 'Durabooks;
John Joseph Petitto Sr.
Self - Inventor
Barbara Feldon
Garrett Shoemaker
Self - Adult Tricycle Manufacturer
Henry Parcell
Self - Diaper Salesman
Phyllis Malkin
Self - Probation Officer
Dale Lind
Bob Krugman
Self - Maternity Clothes Designer
Bernice Gera
Self - Baseball Umpire
Suzanne Grayson
Self - Men's Makeup Creator
Nancy Powers
Self - Trombonist
Judith Gray
Self - Men's Barber
Eddie Pulaski
Self - Seller of False Beards and Mustaches
Jackie Robinson
Stella Gray
Self - Physical Education Teacher
Raymond Reed
Self - Maker of Dr. Denton Pajamas
Ed Kesty
Self - Park Bench Manufacturer
Dale Graham
Self - Crab Expert
Linda Jesuit
Self - Life Jacket Demonstrator
Bonnie Wall
Self - Egg Collector
Judy Hanson
Self - Amusement Park Ride Tester
Margaret Harris
Self - Broadway Orchestra Conductor
Estelle Ghidoni
Self - Roman Catholic Nun
MaryAnn Anderson
Self - Gas Station Owner
Jesse Owens
Bruce Minnix
Self - Mayor of Cape May, New Jersey
Lou Sipolt
Self - Automobile Stunt Driver (9 years old)
Gordon Cooper
Self - Former Astronaut Designs Houses Made of Paper
Bert Gold
Self - Designs Artificial Tattoos
Robin Parmelee
Self - Bellhop
Terri Giasi
Self - Owner and Operator of Gasoline Station
Hugh Forgie
Self - Ice-Skating Badminton Player
Tom Wallis
Self - Musician
Wendell Anderson
Self - Governor of Minnesota
Paul Sheldon
Self - Lock-On Parking Ticket Distributor
Madeline Knight
Self - Manages County Dump
Dell Freeman
Self - Counterfeit Money Detecting Machines
Bett E. Prime
Self - Quit Smoking Tour Coordinator
Walt Pierce
Self - Airplane Pilot
Dan Arje
Self - Window Dresser (Bonwit Teller)
Pat Crawford
Eunice Schroeder
Self - National Pork Queen
Sherry Rand
Self - Produces Wine-Making Kits
Zahrini Machadah
Self - Shoeshine Girl
Carol A. Doyle
Self - Police Detective
Jean Dolata
Self - Dog Catcher
Alene Duerk
Self - Admiral in U.S. Navy
Charles Burher
Self - Windmill Manufacturer
Mary Denim
Bernard Turen
Self - Sells Personalized Tea Bags
Jim Howell
Self - Breathalyzer Machine Demonstrator
Duke Blakeney
Self - Dean's Father
Natalie Spencer
Self - Snuff Tester
Jack Lehman
Self - Manufactures Skooter Kits
Andrea Kirby
Self - Sportscaster
Diane Trachsel
Self - Lumberjack
Sophia Hutchins
Self - World's Champion Chicken Plucker
Rose Marie Nestor
Self - Roofer
Joshua Blyden
Self - Scuba Diver
Michael Hill
Nancy
Joy Reichert
Self - Sells Decorative Body Decals
Robert Wagner
Self - Safety Pin Manufacturer
Medley Park
Self - Prints Personal Photos on Bank Checks
Linda Treadway
Self - College Football Team Trainer
Malcolm Crawford Smith
Self - NASA Food Technology Scientist
Eileen McMahon
Self - Golf Caddy
Dorothy Parker
Self - Yogurt Cookbook Author
Jack Farris
Self - Racehorse Dentist
June Jerome
Self - Waitress on Roller Skates
Georgia Clark
Self - U.S. Naval Academy Teacher
Edward Goldman
Self - Maker of Quick Stick Glue
Joan Rivers
Gordon MacRae
Mary Ann Burns
Self - Piano Accompanist
Connie O'Neill
Self - Child Pajama Model
Mel Brooks
Burgess Meredith
Dorothy Fothergill
Louis Gossett Jr.
Jo Anne Worley
Odetta
John Hack
Self - Court Officer
Burl Ives
Ginger Rogers
Arlene Dahl
Celeste Holm
Helen Hayes
Hermione Gingold
Marty Ingels
Tiny Tim
Charles Aznavour
Rocky Graziano
Peter Lind Hayes
Allen Funt
Hettie Lynne Hurtes
Self - Television Video Engineer
Mike Sipolt
Self - Automobile Stunt Driver (10 years old)
Joey Edwards
Self - Newspaper Managing Editor (8 years old)
Joel Rottman
Self - Inventor of Single-Stanchion Football Goal Post
Shirley Marie
Janice Magee
Self - Football Referee
Donna Fontaine
Self - Sells Bricks
Marilyn Simmons
Self - National Chess Champion
Gary Goodell
Self - Diamond Jewelry Designer
Marsha Lyons
Self - Chief of Criminal Division U.S. Attorney's Office
Jerry Moyer
Self - Water Pik Inventor
Judy Horst
Self - Makes Pin-Up Calendars Featuring Men
Joseph Longo
Self - Makes Square Pizzas
Janice Naegele
Karen Ferris
Self - Hotel Doorman
Maggie M. Davis
Self - Flying Instructor
Laura Lafarro
Self - Lifeguard
Glenn Burkhalter
Self - Exterminator
Andrea Finklestein
Self - Makes Monogrammed Silver Dog Dishes
Henry Parks
Self - President of Parks Sausage
Romaine Engle
Self - Pennsylvania State Trooper
Richard Rainwater
Self - Sells A Corn On The Cob Buttering Device
George Denbow
Self - Makes Mud for Mudpacks
Catherine Ream
Self - Police Commissioner of Hopatcong, New Jersey
Gail Dearie
Self - Professional Football Player
Joe Sammons
Self - Sewing Columnist
Candy Adams
Self - Shoes Horses
Harry Mirsky
Self - Sells Santa Claus Suits
Olivia de Havilland
Shelley Winters
Martha Raye
Sandy Baron
Don Stewart
Jean-Pierre Aumont
Freda Payne
Myron Cohen
Barbara Ford
Ted Bodlesny
Self - Home Bowling Alley Builder
Raquel Storti
Self - Preserves Bridal Bouquets
Jenny Bloom
Self - Piano Tuner
Ruth van Kurowsky
Self - Paints Fire Hydrants
Barbara Barlow
Self - Private Jet Airplane Captain
Bob Colnes
Self - Anti-Snoring Device Seller
Walter Leonard
Self - Sells Electric Wastebaskets
Art Bramwell
Self - Floating Bank Operator
Richard Steele
Self - Runs the Town Dump
Bob Smith
Self - Airline Pilot
Henry Gibson
Joan Bennett
Art Carney
Jim Brown
Cyril Ritchard
Lotte Lenya
Bob Elliott
Trini López
Howard Cosell
Jerry Vale
Anita Loos
Self - Co-Author with Helen Hayes
Lisa Kirk
Roberta Peters
Joel Dobbin
Self - Reptile Keeper
Allan Michelson
Self - Makes Cinnamon Flavored Toothpicks
Jackie Stein
Ken Rosewall
John Moore
Eva Aronson
George Maharis
Edward Mulhare
Marisa Pavan
James Coco
George Kirby
Yogi Berra
Minnesota Fats
Gregory Gutman
Self - Teaches on Commuter Train
Kate Becker
Linda Blair
Florence Henderson
Bob McGee
Self - Trumpet Player
Irwin Corey
Ray Goulding
Terry Meeuwsen
Self - Mystery Guest (Miss America 1973)
Alfred Barrow
Self - U.S. Checkers Champion
Kit Dougherty
Arlene Cohen
Self - Horse Racing Bookmaker
Fannie Taylor
Self - U.S. Mailman
Henry Van Damme
Self - Sells Hay for Cattle
Helen Springborn
Self - New York Jets Co-Owner
Diane Riester
Sid Caesar
Frank Briarly
Self - Wheelbarrow Manufacturing Agent
Jim Crane
Self - Clergyman
Pat Christman
Albert A. Marks Jr.
Self - Miss America Pageant Producer
Marilyn Dempsey
Calvin McCutcheon
Self - Champion Sheep Shearer
Carl Stokes
Laura Lee
Richard Deacon
Dave Brubeck
Carl Lindstrom
Jim Grey
Erwin Liverman
Self - Chimney Sweep
Dustin Hoffman
Richard Crenna
Angie Dickinson
Susannah York
Jackie Vernon
Robert Vaughn
John Forsythe
Paula Prentiss
Claire Bloom
Cliff Robertson
Richard Benjamin
Otto Preminger
Trevor Howard
Betsy Palmer
David Wayne
Tammy Grimes
Peter Finch
Fred Clark
Robert Alda
Cornel Wilde
Dick Cavett
Ed Ames
James Brown
Jackie Mason
Pamela Mason
Lesley Gore
Diana Sands
Vikki Carr
Jacqueline Susann
Emmett Kelly
Marty Allen
Dizzy Gillespie
Helen Gurley Brown
Edward Albee
Sheilah Graham
Willie Mays
Jane Morgan
David Susskind
Milt Kamen
Ted Mack
Sam Levenson
Herbert L. Becker
Denny McLain
Keir Dullea
Hal Holbrook
George Carlin
Barbara Walters
Joshua Logan
Vidal Sassoon
Frank Avruch
Self - Mystery Guest as Bozo the Clown
Al Somers
Self - Mr. X
Linda Cristal
Kathy Garver
Frankie Avalon
Sal Mineo
Jim Bouton
Self - Contestant
Peggy Fleming
John Chambers
Edmund Hillary
Gary Gabelich
Eunice Grant
Valorie Kaan
16 year old ventriloquist
Ena Grant
Burt Reynolds
Frank Zappa
Halston
Leroy 'Satchel' Paige
Bobby Murcer
Rich Little
Ron Severini
Circus Clown
Sandy Severini
Michael Hancock
Bernadette Peters
Marty Feldman
Ricardo Montalban
Lois Nettleton
Kevin McCarthy
Ossie Davis
Fannie Flagg
Douglas Fairbanks
Stevie Wonder
Ozzie Nelson
Barbara McNair
Jimmy Carter
Leonard Harris
Julie Budd
Self - Special Guest
Cleveland Amory
Gordie Howe
Rudi Gernreich
Vida Blue
Pat Derby
Valentin Filatov
Aretha Franklin
Elaine Joyce
Ruta Lee
Self (uncredited)
Lynn Redgrave