TV Burp (2001) | Full Cast

Peter Orton

DIRECTOR

Harry Hill

Self

Steve Benham

Heather

Ronne Coyles

Alastair Stewart

Dave Thompson

Wellard

Peter Dickson

Self - Voiceover

Chris England

Barman

Casey Martin

Nicki Chapman

Brian Belo

Self

Bobby Bragg

Pete Waterman

Sarah Darlington

Jo Cameron

Brenda Gilhooly

Jordan

Ryan Philpott

Neil Fox

Al Murray

Self

Phillip Schofield

Self

Harry Herring

Charlie Thomason

George Antoni

Mr. Quereshi

Louie Spence

Self

Bruce Jones

Self

Vivienne Jay

Dorcus

Fern Britton

Self

Richard Madeley

Self

Judy Finnigan

Self

Jason Gardiner

Self

Lynda Bellingham

Self

Dermot O'Leary

Self

Coleen Nolan

Self

Tony Gubba

Self

Anthony Bessick

Mike Scott

Alan Halsall

Self

Cyril Nri

Self

Moya Brady

Self

Anna Wing

Self

Gayle Telfer Stevens

Michelle McManus

Brendan Kilkenny

Self

Trisha Goddard

Self

Derek Acorah

Self

Tricia Penrose

Self

Anthea Turner

Self

Wendi Peters

Self

Nick Baker

Self

Barry Killerby

Mr. Blobby

Jonathan Ross

Self

Andrea McLean

Self

Lisa Maxwell

Self

Helen Lederer

Self

Noel Edmonds

Self

Jack P. Shepherd

Self

Jane McDonald

Self

Penny Smith

Self

Dean Gaffney

Self

Michael Underwood

Self

Fiona Phillips

Self

Jackie Brambles

Self

Graham Cole

Self

Adrian Chiles

Self

Gary Hill

Bowl Headed Girl

Christine Lampard

Self

Stephen Haines

Self

Emily Baxter

Self

Desmond Henry

Self

Les Howard

Self

Jens Hislop

Self

Martin Hyder

ACTOR

Mark Dixon

Self

Christian Scott-Lee

Self

Sally Lindsay

Self

Jennifer James

Self

Simon Day

Announcer

Barry Howard

Self

Catherine Gee

Self

Shobu Kapoor

Self

Mark Wingett

Self

Patrick Mower

Self

Dominic Jephcott

Self

Philip Pope

Self

Lance Gerrard-Wright

Self

Russell Floyd

Self

Roy Walker

Self

Alvin Stardust

Self

Patrick Moore

Self

Deena Payne

Self

Anna Mountford

Self

Helen Blatch

Self

Jonathan Coleman

Self

Ben Keaton

Self

Ian McCaskill

Self

Anton Gordon

Self

Bernie Clifton

Self

Daniel Pearce

Self

Hazel Kaneswaran

Self

Jamie Shaw

Self

Matt Johnson

Self

Nicola Browning

Self

Chris Park

Self

Katie Rowan

Self

Jeanie Bebbe

Self

Penny Taylor

Self

Dawna Walter

Self

Heidi Avis

Self

Keith Semple

Self

Julie Hesmondhalgh

Self

Nikki Sanderson

Self

Rachel Leskovac

Self

Samia Longchambon

Self

Simon Gregson

Self

Bruno Langley

Self

Sue Cleaver

Self

Keith Harris

Self

Cheryl Baker

Self

Paul Heasman

Judge John Deed

Frank Carson

Self

Norman Collier

Self

Robert Kilroy-Silk

Self

Mike Gunn

Bonasera

Eric Blundell

Self

4 Poofs and a Piano

Themselves

Jane Gilchrist

Self

Denise Leigh

Self

Simone Plummer

Self

Tom Morley

Self

Donelda Guy

Self

Lee Williams

If... Narrator

Colin Hoult

German Soldier

Garfield Morgan

Det. Chief Insp. Frank Haskins

Miriam Rivera

Self

Jeff Stewart

Self

Jonathan Wrather

Self

Warren James Dunning

Self

Matt Green

John 'Huggy' McCririck

Johnny Logan

Self

Fergus Craig

British Soldier

Lisa I'Anson

Self

Pamela Lyne

Mrs. Nelson

Matthew Goodgame

Self

Caroline Bernstein

Mystic Meg

Simon Clayton

Baby Harvey

Chris Cromby

Self

Jemini

Themselves

Rebecca Dent

Self

The Meah Family

Themselves

Brian Jackson

Roger

Rob Archer

Self

Dom Scheggia

Self

Gemma Abbey

Self

Graham Knight

Self

Fiona Dixon-Box

Self

John Carter

Self

Donna Hazelton

Self

Caroline Graham

Self

Stephen Tompkinson

Self

Bonnie Langford

Self

Leslie Ash

Self

Mark Jordon

Self

Jonathan Kerrigan

Self

Jennie McAlpine

Self

Michael Parkinson

Self

Jenny Eclair

Mrs. Dolphin

Andi Peters

Self

Peter Dean

Self

Tony Audenshaw

Self

Michelle Tate

Angela Schofield

Tony Blackburn

Self

Russell Grant

Self

Chris Hardman

Self

Pamela Cheshire

Martha

Timmy Mallett

Self

Glenn Ross

Self

Jack Brough

Baboon Monitor

No Coment

Themselves

Sammi Reeve

Self

Alexa Tilley

Self

Jasbir Calar

Self

Samanie Warren

Self

Ellie Chapman

Self

Splodgenessabounds

Themselves

Jessica Reid

Self

Linde Rose

Self

Bear Grylls

Self

Duncan Bannatyne

Self

Peter Purves

Self

Tupele Dorgu

Self

Levi Roots

Self

Shane MacGowan

Self

Howard Ward

Paul Aimes

Andy Devine

Self

Colin McAllister

Self

Meg Johnson

Self

Dan Antopolski

Jesus Christ

Justin Ryan

Self

Aaron Craze

Self

Kasumi Kitano

Japanese School Girl

The Phoenix Rose

Themselves

Duncan Goodhew

Self

The McIver Family

Themselves

Shirley Jowitt

Self

Nicole Francis

Jackiey Budden

The Silver Surfers

Themselves

Jo Alexandrou

Self

Harold Kaye

Self

Stephen Green

Self

Bernard Leader

Self

Michelle Keegan

Self

Lenny Henry

Self

Ricky Gervais

Self

Ben Miller

Self

Noel Fielding

Self

Alan Dale

Self

Amanda Holden

Self

Jimmy Carr

Self

Gwen Taylor

Self

Antonio Fargas

Self

Derek Fowlds

Self

Graham Norton

Self

Roberta Taylor

Self

Todd Carty

Self

Michael Fielding

Self

Ali Bastian

Self

Zaraah Abrahams

Self

Peter Benson

Self

Christopher Biggins

Self

Dannii Minogue

Self

David Lonsdale

Self

Alex Walkinshaw

Self

Chase Armitage

Running Man

Edward de Souza

Self

Bernard Kay

Arthur Manley

Ben Shephard

Self

Paul O'Grady

Self

Yvette Fielding

Self

Michael Le Vell

Self

Lionel Blair

Self

James Holmes

Jason Radcliffe

Jim Bowen

Self

Roy Skelton

Zippy

Jeremy Kyle

Self

Ronnie Le Drew

Zippy

John Suchet

Self

Richard Arnold

Self

Lee Macdonald

Self

David Claridge

Roland Rat

Anna Ryder Richardson

Self

Gareth Gates

Self

Aggie MacKenzie

Self

Michael Fish

Self

Antony Worrall Thompson

Self

Chico Slimani

Self

Phil Vickery

Self

Paula Randell

Self

Michael Leader

Slow Eastenders Extra

Ricky Hatton

Self

Andrew Castle

Self

Mario Marconi

Self

Nancy Lam

Self

Andy Harmer

Self

Gillian Humphreys

Self

Michael Sewell

Eric Benton

Chris Hawkins

Self

Amy Lamé

Self

Ed Baines

Self

Nouska Hanly

Self

Rae Croft

Panda Woman

Martin Cowley

Self

Chuckletruck

Themselves

Ross Stone

Self

Mark Vernon

Bob

Laird Challis

Self

Russell Clement

Self

Phil Vickery

Self

Gavin Davies

Mr. G Love

Central Band of the Royal Air Force

Themselves

Michelle English

Self

Jacquie Challis

Self

The Middlesex W.I.

Themselves

Reading Scottish Pipe Band

Themselves

Russ Abbot

Self

Ronnie Corbett

Self

John Warnaby

Waiter

Nick Hancock

Self

Dale Winton

Self

Oscar James

Christopher

Terry Molloy

Eric Clapton

Simon King

Self

David Christian

Penfold

David Van Day

Self

Michael Lewis

Self

Seok-Ha Hwang

Translator

Duncan Meadows

The Incredible Attenhulk

Robert Walters

Tarzan

Iris Sharples

Barbara

Emma Beard

Self

Bernard Nagle

Elderly Man

Niquita Hartshorn

Self

John Burton-Race

Self

Lewis Carrington

Self

Alan 'Reg' Warren

Self

Wade Collymore

Self

Joe Taylor

Self

Deborah Holden

Self

James Hopkins

Self

John Caraco

Self

John Kirkpatrick

Self

Jay Nichols

Self

Carol Scott-Lawrence

Elderly Woman

Sean Duffy

Self

Chris Lacey

Self

Helen Jeffs

Self

Gary Holden

Self

Andrew Page

Self

Shaun Ellis

Self

Betty Lawton

Self

Bob Wise

Self

Paul Herbert

Self

Dorianne De Pao

Self

Mary Gibson

Self

The Grewal Family

Themselves

Pamela Stephenson

Self

Jo Joyner

Self

Colin McFarlane

Self

Peter Sallis

Wallace

Holly Willoughby

Self

Trevor Byfield

Reg

Lorraine Kelly

Self

Alan Titchmarsh

Self

Paul Daniels

Self

Danny Baker

Self

Tricia Walsh

Self

Gurdial Sira

Mr. Singh

Brendan Sheerin

Self

Eve Webster

Voice of the Puppets

Tony Adkins

Self

Peter Taylor

Self

James Jordan

Self

David Roper

Self

Caroline Barnes

Self

Audrey Chawner

Self

David Wickenden

Self

Zahida Qureshi

Self

Raymond Knight

Self

Magic Singh

Self

Russ Spencer

Self

Dominic Balfour

Self

Glenys Gray

Self

Ian Parkin

Self

Glenn Mansfield

Self

Stephen de Martin

Self

Amy Kurton

Self

Sue Todd

Self

Dapo Ajay

Self

Nicci Forte

Self

Kevin Hudson

Self

Pauline Marsh

Self

Justine Forest

Self

Stephen Molloy

Hugh Fernley Whittingstall

Mark Clay

Self

Amanda Lamb

Self

Steven Arnold

Ashley Peacock

Steve Nallon

David Cameron and various

Ed Pearce

Andrew Lloyd-Webberuncredited

Linda-Jean Barry

Harry's Mumuncredited