Director
Jeff Melman
DIRECTOR
Stars (in credits order)
Timothy Bottoms
George W. Bush
Carrie Quinn Dolin
Laura Bush
Kurt Fuller
Karl Rove
Marcia Wallace
Maggie Hawley
Kristen Miller
Princess Stevenson
John D'Aquino
Larry O'Shea
Toddy Walters
Tour Guide
Chris Borkovec
Officer Smiley
Bob Legionaire
Charlton Heston
Valerie Mahaffey
Janet Rove
Joseph Ruskin
Dr. Jack Kevorkian
Guy Siner
Dr. Thomas Klestil
David Norona
Ramon
Lisa K. Wyatt
Joyce
Robert Machray
Moose
Edmund L. Shaff
Dick Cheney
Madison Mason
Donald Rumsfeld
Juanita Jennings
Ms. Clea
Christopher Birt
Leron
Joe Ochman
The Wedge
Ivan Naranjo
Punanee Chief
Akima
Kanook-Nook
Marte Boyle Slout
Barbara Bush
Michael Chieffo
Thad
Clayton Landey
Announcer
Jim Jansen
News Reporter
Kyle McCulloch
Kyle
Alex Boling
Austrian Soldier #1
George Brandon
Felix's Assistant
Vanessa Hendrix
Karl's Daughter
Brad Greenquist
Austrian Soldier #2
Eugene Roche
The Warden
Shelley Berman
Principal
David Hussey
Cecil the Anti-Drug Mascot
Paul Jerome
Cop #2
Eric Lawrence
Secret Service Bobby
Elena Lyons
Rhoda
Tony Barbieri
The Gut Busters!
Dan Metcalfe
Secret Service Bobby #2
Gabriella Bern
Austrian 'Princess'
William Bebow
Tom
Frank Maciel
Helicopter Pilot
Lester Speight
Kid Spandex
Carolyn Minnott
Austrian 'Maggie'
Jonathan Kimmel
Chantal Bushelle
Ms. Clea #2
Jessica Makinson
George Hertzberg
Yuppie
Vickilyn Reynolds
Ms. Clea #3
Frank Novak
Witty G. Banter
Matt Prager
Ernest Harden Jr.
Senator
Tom Stern
Steven Houska
Jenkins
Gregory North
High Power Executive
E.J. Callahan
Randle
Ian David
Vinnie
Ralph P. Martin
Jonesie
Ian Starks
Student #1
Stanley G. Sawicki
Guard
Britt Leary
Student #2
Dave Morton
Man
David Reynolds
Prisoner
Joseph S. Griffo
Wrestler #1
Kerstin Lindquist
Female Wrestler
Whitey Broughton
Doctor
Victoria Hoffman
Reporter
Peter Kanetis
Reporter #2
Ron Waldron
Priest
Anna Bradley
White House Staff (uncredited)
Gary Morgan
Man in Bear Suit #1 (uncredited)
Mylo Ironbear
Punanee Warrior (uncredited)
Mary Kircher
Wrestling Fan (uncredited)
Mario R. Coello
Raver (uncredited)
Andy Bray
Spaced Out Party Kid (uncredited)