Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001) | Full Cast

Gareth Carrivick

DIRECTOR

Nick Wood

DIRECTOR

Becky Martin

DIRECTOR

Caroline Jeffries

DIRECTOR

Geoff Posner

DIRECTOR

Will Mellor

Gaz Wilkinson

Natalie Casey

Donna

Sheridan Smith

Janet

Kathryn Drysdale

Louise Brookes

Ralf Little

Jonny Keogh

Hayley Bishop

Kelly

Lee Oakes

Munch

Luke Gell

Tim Claypole

Beverley Callard

Flo Henshaw

Jonathon Dutton

David Fish

Thomas Nelstrop

Wesley Presley

Freddie Hogan

Billy McCormack

Georgia Henshaw

Cassie

Alison Mac

Kate

Alfie Blissett

Toddler tim

Neo Hall

Corinthian

Charlee Hall

Corinthian

Lewis Vilamor

Baby Corinthian

Harvie Walters

Corinthian

Alfie Walters

Corinthian

Sophia Perry

Corinthian

Thea Perry

Corinthian

Gracie Eve Pelta

Louise Louise

Amelie Rose Pelta

Louise Louise

Alan Westaway

Philip

Oliver Boot

Andy

Jeanie Gold

Drinker

Samuel Barnett

Leonard

Martin Delaney

Mick

Sally Bankes

Registrar

John Webb

Vicar

Russell Richardson

Jim

Colin Parry

Aidan

Ted Robbins

Tommy

Zoe Ryde-Weller

Corinthian

André Schneider

Ilya

Jamie Ryde-Weller

Corinthian

Stephen Chapman

Jim

James Frost

James

Rob Jarvis

Pete Smith

Kerry Shale

Mano Ventura's Voice

Caroline Lee-Johnson

Judge

David Cann

Solicitor

Tony Bignell

Matt

Rachel Marwood

Nurse

Catherine Tyldesley

Amy

Clive Russell

Football Manager

Chris Overton

Graham

David MacCreedy

Physio

Simon Coombes

Lee

Tony Bluto

Barman

Georgina Beer

Old Lady

Vicky Connett

Katie Henshaw

Vicki Pepperdine

Consultant

Emma Shaw

Magistrate

Joshua Thurston

Jamie

Stuart Christian Evans

Man

Colin McFarlane

Brian

Nigel Betts

Bernard

James Holmes

Mr. Davies

Andrea Crewe

Janice

Alan Parnaby

Steve Shaw

Terry Kilkelly

Dock Official

Andrew Buckley

Debt Collector

Michael Fenton Stevens

Pete

Daniel Millar

Delivery Man

Paul Hawkyard

Paramedic

Phillip Browne

Arthur's Voice

Maxine Burth

Auntie Val

Steve Oram

Policeman

Jamie Davis

Scott

Jordan Murphy

Youth

Ceri Phillips

Ollie

Joe Ransom

David Wright

Kerry Howard

Hazel

Kriss Dosanjh

Interviewer

Craig Whittaker

Rugby Player

Matt Green

Cameron

Roger Ennals

Haman

Jennifer Hennessy

Julie

Chelsee Healey

Community Service Girl 1

Sue Vincent

Valerie

Hugh Parker

Dr Yark

Angela Murray

Pregnant Woman

Gordon Burns

Gordon Burns

Christopher Nabb

Ste

Christine Mackie

Jayne

Michele Whitehead

Hannah

Jo Pridding

Shop Assistant

Rita Davies

Old Lady

John Biggins

Mr Claypole

Jo Dakin

Doctor

Steve Brody

Barry

Joe Tracini

DK

Robert Purdy

Doorman

Gemma Arrowsmith

Put-Upon Girl

Eudora Fletcher

Band

Samantha Lavelle

Sexy Thing

Gareth Turtle

Tramp

Joy Brakemen

Dr Chalmers

Rachel Spencer

Community Service Girl 2

Matthew Noble

Lee

D'Arcy Griffiths

Child Louise

Paul Elsam

Photographer

Geoff Kay

Perv

Joanna Rowden

Home Owner

Diana Flacks

Old Lady

Denise Kennedy

Colleague

Warren Brown

Alex

Alexander Kirk

Police Officer

Nadia Kamil

Vampire Girl

Kelly Jones

Michelle

Stephanie Roscoe

DIY Store Boss

Conor Ryan

Policeman

Duncan Barton

Glen

Rob Hughes

Policeman

Jonathan Jaynes

Elliot

Rob Cannon

Hotel Guard

Steve Meo

Grant

Gabriel Claasen

Corinthian

Victoria Oates

Fluffy Girl

Bruce McGregor

Pallbearer 1

Neil Rowland

Minibus Driver

Leah MacRae

Jenny

Ethan Claasen

Corinthian

Jiggy Bhore

Twee Woman

Kiki Kendrick

Sandra

Charlie Dickinson

Pallbearer 2

Richard Mylan

Chris

Rosalyn Wright

Anna

Anabel Barnston

Chloe

Hannah Dodd

Kerri

Hannah Job

Jas

Joe Pasquale

Joe Pasquale

Mark Rice-Oxley

Kev

Malcolm Lord

Bungle

Barbara Durkin

Bridal Shop Assistant

Laurietta Essien

Supervisor

Leyla Nejad

Simone

Jocelyn Barker

K.P.

Kay Bogart

Wedding Dress Woman

Karl Haynes

Flower Seller

Genevieve Walsh

Box 84Q

Paul Regan

Taxi Driver

Tony Barton

Alky

Robert Hartley

Dion

Roger Bruton

Silver Fox

Gary Bunn

Pub Regular (uncredited)

Sofia Dowe

Louise Louise Brooks (baby louise) (uncredited)

Ethan Keaton

TV Audience (uncredited)

Ryan Preston

Bar Patron (uncredited)

Susan Nickson

Woman in Hospital (uncredited)

Paul Lowe

Colin from the Chemist (uncredited)

Jonathan Erskine-Nartey

Customer (uncredited)