Director
Chris Long
DIRECTOR
Matthew Carnahan
Paris Barclay
Adam Arkin
Jesse Bochco
Elodie Keene
Frederick King Keller
Lev L. Spiro
Dean White
David Arquette
Tricia Brock
John Fortenberry
Stephen Kay
Stars (in credits order)
Courteney Cox
Lucy Spiller
Ian Hart
Don Konkey
Josh Stewart
Holt McLaren
Alexandra Breckenridge
Willa McPherson
Kyra Oser
Receptionist
Jeffrey Nordling
Brent Barrow
Will McCormack
Leo Spiller
Laura Allen
Julia Mallory
Shauna Stoddart
Terry
Alexi Wasser
Naomi
Johnny Drocco
Paparazzi
Ryan Eggold
Farber Kauffman
Kevin Wheatley
Kenny
Ankur Bhatt
Rick Fox
Prince Tyreese
Carly Pope
Garbo
Julie Claire
Cheryl Steen
Glen Badyna
Elliot
Anil Raman
Anil
Shannyn Sossamon
Kira Klay
Johann Urb
Johnny Gage
Richmond Arquette
Colin De Quisto
Julian Acosta
Adam Proteau
Ashley Johnson
Sharlee Cates
Grant Show
Jack Dawson
Owiso Odera
Gareth Dasilva
Danielle Sapia
Danielle
David Batiste
Adam
Channon Roe
Jeff Stagliano
Danny Comden
Ted Rothman
Pablo Schreiber
Jason Konkey
Randy Oglesby
Reverend Thomas Sweet
Paul Reubens
Chuck Lafoon
Billy Brown
Tweety McDaniel
Kendahl King
Tami G
Tara Summers
Abby
Shi Ne Nielson
Emma
Nancy O'Dell
Self
Shaun Robinson
Michael Perez
Newsman Wayne
Andrew Leeds
Alan
Adrianne Curry
Mariette Hartley
Dorothy Spiller
Timothy Bottoms
Gibson Horne
Lukas Haas
Marqui Jackson
Mia Cottet
Lynette Ogilvy
Bret Roberts
Cal
Mini Anden
Holt's Co-star
Stephanie Turner
Maddy Sweet
Demetrius Grosse
Assistant
Rochelle Aytes
Jasmine Ford
Travis Wester
Employment Agent
Charles Howerton
Paul Weston
Traber Burns
Reginald
Sean Squire
Maurice
Dominic Oliver
Paparazzi #1
Anne L. Nathan
Dr. Shalba
Stormy Daniels
Stormy
Joeanna Sayler
Lumina
Tony Potts
Cynthia Addai-Robinson
Michelle
Bubba Lewis
Chad Linn
Patrick Martens
Sad Cat Man
Tracy Ann Doss
Rosanna Arquette
Mia
Dan Bucatinsky
Dillon Frawley
Jennifer Aniston
Tina Harrod
Sharon Lawrence
Cassie Hope
Elisabeth Harnois
Milan Carlton
Vincent Gallo
Sammy Winter
Jordan Danger
Christa Darby
Rolando Molina
Ozzy Romero
Camille Guaty
Debbie Ann
David Hornsby
Harold Beckman
Kasha Kropinski
Reagan
Nancy Cassaro
Perri Tatum
Kristin Minter
Dana Pritchard
David Newsom
Jimmy Ray Banheart
Rob Benedict
Keith Straub
Larry Miller
Bill Hope
Charlie Weber
Ian
Callum Blue
Graham Duncan
Tim Peper
Mitchell Bianchi
Richard T. Jones
Bulldog
Randall Batinkoff
Jimmy Rembar
Scott Klace
D.A. Alan Joss
Kymberly Newberry
Natalie Benson
Rachael L. Hollingsworth
Kyla
Evan Peters
Craig Hope
Kiersten Warren
Martina Linn
Richard Karn
Holt's Father
Derek Magyar
Roy Toy Manning
Laura Kai Chen
Female Paparazzi
Mark Harelik
Quinn
Wayne Brady
Tweety's Henchman
Robert Costanzo
Tony
Ivonne Coll
Cleaning Lady
Perez Hilton
Vicki Lewis
The Beautician
Tom Arnold
Jimmy Darby
John DeMita
ACTOR
Ned Schmidtke
O'Connor
David Fincher
Romy Rosemont
Rema Saunders
Joseph Raymond Lucero
Gang Banger #1
Morena Baccarin
Claire Leland
Cassandra Creech
Sherry
Jasmine Lobe
Genevieve Fair
Christopher Knight
Maeve Quinlan
Kitty Ryder
Richard Portnow
Teddy Jick
Marc Vann
Dr. Kozar
Vladimir McCrary
Guard
Gloria Votsis
Jen
Bresha Webb
Alicia
Ryan Bittle
Paul Trisko
Josh Clark
Sam Greer
James Gleason
Minister
Marla Schultz
Camille
Ricki Lander
Lexus
Lorne Hughes
Gabe
Svetlana Efremova
Anna Karpova
Ronobir Lahiri
Al Nixon
Sian Heder
Justine Dawson
Olivia Hardt
Dawni Banheart
Dru Mouser
Laura Baum
Edward Padilla
Priest
Lyn Mahler
Dr. Sandler
Victor Webster
Trey Paulson
Peter Giles
Jonathan Chubb
David Figlioli
Miles
Thomas Scott
Alien
David Blue
Toby
Eric Anderson
A.D.
Adam Riancho
Young Don
Judi Barton
Friend of Dorothy's
Jennifer Leigh Warren
Bee
Stephen Heath
Zach Bauer
Alex Weed
Addict
Michael Edwin
Ed
Marty Ryan
Dr. Peter Frye
Tirosh Schneider
Jason
Bunnie Rivera
Woman in the Park
Tom Schmid
ER Doctor
Lucy DeVito
Linda
Jonathon Trent
Tommy Spiro
Adam Harrington
Scott
Nikki Davis
Mashari Laila Bain
Bartender
Louise Bennett
Reporter #1
Rachael Holmes
Lil' Boots
Joanna Leeds
Becky Waters
Saundra McClain
ER Nurse
Brian Kirchoff
Paparazzi #2
Bram Hoover
Tyler Kurta
Kelvin Han Yee
Jordan
Mathew Botuchis
Rey Herrera
Reporter #2
Lauren Sanchez
Entertainment Anchor #1
Anna Khaja
Nurse
Victor Browne
Malachi Brody
Olissa Brooks
Twin #1
Faruq Tauheed
Jerome
Bernardo Badillo
Curtis Landrow
Angela Martinez
Reporter #3
Sean Moran
Harvey Stone
Stephen Borrello
P.A.
Michael Brownlee
Reporter #4
Nicole Fiorentino
Emily
O-T Fagbenle
O-T
Mark Thompson
Entertainment Anchor #2
Ruben Garfias
Grounds Keeper
Steve Kemble
PA Announcer
Anisa Brooks
Twin #2
Monica Calhoun
Chelle
Janelle Marra
Varsha
John Burke
Ray Patterson
Cinda Adams
M.E. Jan Kennison
Kate Linae
Connie Chris
Diego Villarreal Garcia
Another Pap
Ricky Horne Jr.
Calvin
Joe Krowka
Police Rep
Mario Locke
Aundre G
John J. Robinson
Arnold Mallory
Giuliana Rancic
Entertainment Anchor #3
John Heffron
Television Host
James Luca McBride
Porno Director
Kym Hoy
Keiko
Rory Knox Johnston
Benjamin Lewis
Julie Nesbitt
Maureen Mallory
Matt Biedel
Security Guard
Elise Jackson
Catholic School Girl
Linda Dona
Publicist
Liz Burnette
Photographer
Kelly Huddleston
Young Lucy
Chantel Rae
Porno Patient
David J. Lee
Pap Reporter #3
Joe Leroy Reynolds
Reporter
Hal Havins
Frankie
Doug Cox
Dr. Lusero
Rajni Kareer
Doctor
K.T. Tatara
Counter Guy
Valerie Farr
Gabriella
Marian Tomas Griffin
Irish
Jacquelyn Levy
Russell Becker
Melting Man
Sarayu Blue
Assistant Pharmacist
Ailsa Marshall
Blair Marshall
Tyson Chambers
Goofy Young Guy
Austin Highsmith Garces
Mary Duffy
Bruce Dworkin
Bryce Mouer
Logan Hix
Peter Spruyt
Night Man
Johnny Marques
Agent
Andrew Lukich
Joel Spence
Guy
Sophia Bui
Runway Model
Cindy Robinson
Additional Voices
Paige Brooks
Heather Anderson
Tomm Voss
Celebrity
Elisa Eliot
Cheerleader
Emily Ming-An Wang
Runway Model (2007)
Marco Morales
Gangbanger #1
Katrina Baker
Coffee shop patron
Julio Bekhor
Actor
Justin Lebrun
Waiter (2007)
Drew Miller
Student
Joseph Sun
Asian Bar Guest
Justin Little
Barista
Greg Brown
Runway Judge
Michael Atilano
Paparazzo
Samantha Yonack
Amber Carmichael
Gillian Foreman
Runway model
Seth Kim
Office Reporter
Frederick Keeve
James Gadd
Tech Guy
Jordan Johnson
Jon Lee Rabette
Cash
Michael Agostini
Ian Novotny
Dirt Now Staffuncredited
Eric Reinholt
Bartenderuncredited
Brandon DeShazer
British Internuncredited
Tim Halpin
Arresting Officer Tim 'Bob' Merceruncredited
Kellie Ramdhanie
Modeluncredited
Brian Vowell
Office Internuncredited
Amber Hay
Tuesday Nelsonuncredited
Jasmine Waltz
Girlfrienduncredited
Chi Muoi Lo
Leiutenant Namuncredited
Ivonnah Erskine
Office Staffuncredited
Katy Sullivan
Dream Girluncredited
Matt Mercer
Assistantuncredited
Allie McCulloch
Charuncredited
Vanessa Ross
Mark Casimir Dyniewicz Jr.
Gaukeruncredited
Sully Erna
Markuncredited
Konstantine Anthony
Rosemary Garris
Nurseuncredited
Meghan Ashley
Pool Nymphuncredited
David Pearl
Camera Manuncredited
Troy Daniel Smith
Witnessuncredited
Misty Madden
Celebrityuncredited
Ted Emporellis
Joey Perezuncredited
Harrison Held
Stormy's Dateuncredited
Frank J. Tsacrios
Fashionista Frankuncredited
Sheryl Chambers
Runway Modeluncredited
Stephanie Greenquist
Joe Don Harris
Small Town Copuncredited
Silvy Kas
Jimmy Dean Carlson
Rehab Patientuncredited
Sue Fletcher
Holt's Hair Stylistuncredited
Buddy MacKinder
UPS manuncredited
Joy Walker
Other womanuncredited
Chad Moore
Waiter #1uncredited
Tara Kokenge
Hostess at Restaurantuncredited
Jason T. Little
Baristauncredited
Tricia Rockman
Reporteruncredited
Cheree Sager
Brunette Hair Modeluncredited
Danny Salomon
Guy at Baruncredited
JT Mollner
Talent Agentuncredited
Victoria De Mare
Hottieuncredited
Dian Van Patten
Dorothy's Friend at Funeraluncredited
Mary Anne McGarry
Dorothy, Lucy's Motheruncredited
Ian Fisher
Rockeruncredited
Jon Paul Burkhart
Geoffrey Gould
Paparazziuncredited
Ace Marrero
Friend of Roy Toyuncredited
Heather Black
Curious Womanuncredited
Holly Weber
Nicolinauncredited
Manuela Mezzadri
Vika Kurkovauncredited
Elaine Mani Lee
Office Reporteruncredited
Michael Redford Carney
Premier Guestuncredited
JT Alexander
David Dino Wells Jr.
P.A.uncredited
Kara Michelle Hyatt
Teen Starletuncredited
Sarah Stringer
Catholic School Girluncredited
Eric Feliciano
Agentuncredited
Suzan Averitt
Boob Job Patientuncredited
Jack Chevanty
Dirt Stafferuncredited
Ben Decker
Featured Bartenderuncredited
John Robert
Austin Graves
Holt's Girlfrienduncredited
Clay Mitchell
Humiliated Paparazziuncredited
Akil Thompson
Q.T.uncredited
Wray Gould
Sharlee's Babyuncredited
Keisha Ramdhanie
Twin at Funeraluncredited