Director
Polly Draper
DIRECTOR
Jonathan Judge
Melanie Mayron
Rosario Roveto Jr.
Mark Salisbury
Stars (in credits order)
Nat Wolff
Nat
Alex Wolff
Alex
Thomas Batuello
Thomas
Allie DiMeco
Rosalina
David Levi
David
Qaasim Middleton
Qaasim
Cooper Pillot
Cooper
Jesse Draper
Jesse
Michael Wolff
Dad
Nika Futterman
Voicemail
Candi Milo
Marc Weiner
Captain Woodchucksword
Chris Phillips
Bus Driver Johnny
Tuffy Questell
Tuffy
Daniel Raymont
Francesca Pinto
Self
Catherine Curtin
Betty
Nicholas Pinto
Monica Pinto
Costar
Emily Richardson
Patty Scoggins
Teala Dunn
Juanita
Malachi Weir
Mohammed
Billy Draper
Billy Timmerman
Adam Draper
Donnie Timmerman
Coulter Mulligan
Johnny Timmerman
Patricia Pinto
Matt Pinfield
George Lopez
Kristina Reyes
Kristina
Tim Draper
Principal Schmoke
Andrew Keenan-Bolger
Christophe
Lisa Mulligan
Tessy
Mimi Lieber
Choreographer
Michaela Annette
Beautiful Blonde #1
Sarah Livingston
Patrice Johnston
Grant Monohon
Pork
Cicely Osborne
Script Supervisor
Tiffany Engen
Entertainment Reporter
Phil Collins
Donna Lynn Leavy
Onita
Saoirse Scott
Big Ella
Joe Remy Dolinsky
Dinner Band Guitarist
Grace Cartwright
Little Grace
Eleanor Draper
Bessy
Miranda Cosgrove
Miranda
Dana Deggs
Angry Girl #1
Victoria Justice
Jake Hertzog
Michel
Chris Sorensen
Reporter #2
Heather Schacht
Little Kissing Girl
Marlene Artov
Band Fan
Keli Price
Bobby Love
Karen DiConcetto
Guitarist Girlfriend
Lyle Mackston
Drummer
Ty Smith
Guitarist
Kara Gonchar
Girl #2
Glenn Wein
Father Pillot
Kara Klenk
Additional voices
Khalil Middleton
Ray Wineteer
Cameraman
Maya N. Blake
Angry Girl #2
Randy Blair
Benny
Ryan Coyle
Student
Mitchie Brusco
Raul Pinto Jr.
Anna Fitzwater
Mother Pillot
Toni Seawright
Qaasim's Mom
John Batuello
Dave Attell
Elliot Frances Flynn
Triplet #2
David Desrosiers
Kirsten Wyatt
Lizzie Grubfest
Tobin Esperance
Bridget Flynn
Triplet #3
Abigail Flynn
Triplet #1
Whoopi Goldberg
Joel Madden
Natasha Bedingfield
Simon Renshaw
Miles O'Keefe
Leon Thomas III
Jimmy Maas
Engineer
Stephen Gevedon
Bob Uhaul
Kate Simses
Girl
Sunny Hoffman
Obnoxious Audience Member
Ronald H. Blake
Santa Claus
Donna Moore
Ice Skating Guest #1
Mona Moslem
Ice Skating Guest #2
Danielle Carlacci
Girl #1
Nicole Sheehan
Betty Ma
Girl #3
Kiley Rossetter
Girl #4
Judith J.K. Polson
Matron #1
Natalie Carter
Matron #2
Floyd Lloyd
Television Announcer
Ryan Seacrest
Sarah Donnelly
Girl on Red Carpet
Dennis Jay Funny
Flash, the paparazzi
Emerald-Angel Young
Little Girl
Albie Hecht
Interviewer #1
Katie Henney
ACTOR
Audrey Twitchell
Fan Girl
Jonesy
Interviewer #5
Ellen K
Jodie Lynne McClintock
Director's Wife
Katharine Emmer
Costumer
Walt Frasier
Emcee
Philip Buiser
Interviewer #2
Magda Liolis
Interviewer #3
Kara Teehan
Drummer's Girlfriend
Terence C. Stanley
Puller Man
Veronica Lupu
Interviewer #4
Madison Bear
Goth girl
Travis York
Snooty Director
Shyanne Melendez
Daisy
Jeremiah Murphy
Director #2
Sassie Joiris
Dog Handler
Russ Spiegel
Interviewer #6
Jennifer Michele Brown
Beautiful gushing girl
Carlton Franklin
Crew guy
Summer Starnes
Beautiful Blonde Girl
Chandler Coniglio
Autograph Seeker
Will M. Dunn
Man in Underwear
Peter Levine
Older Man
Akira Muhammad
Swimmer Girl
Dylan Kohn
Little Kid
Brian Stepanek
Guy at the Bar
Daran Norris
Captain Awesome
Interviewer
Jamie Donnelly
Mrs. Claus
Paulina Gerzon
Teenage Girl #1
Kylie Liya Page
Little Girl #2
Alan Aisenberg
Boy in Class
Tony Hawk
Mary B. McCann
David's Mom
Tony Devon
Foster
Reymond Wittman
Kid #2
Jules Feiffer
Elli
Farmer Elli
Chris J. Cullen
Audience Member
Nicole Lewis
Reporter #4
Adam Matalon
Doorman
Michael Townsend Wright
Joe James
The Trophy Presenter
Ana Tenewitz
Teenage Girl #2
Gregory Woo
Announcer
Odele Ventimiglia
Little Girl #1
Chandra Goetz
Personal Assistant
Marvin Chatinover
Grandpa Pillot
Lucinda Ventimiglia
Bryan Michael McGuire
Newscaster
Dylan Bluestone
Harley
Danny Rutigliano
DJ
Craig Saslow
Reporter
Patrick McNulty
Reporter #6
Michael W. Barry
Handsome Foreigner
Gwendolyn Bucci
Reporter #1
Chloe O'Brien
Little Girl #3
Emma Quong
Sam Lee
Cheryl Alessio
Valentine Girl
Alan Gary
Paparazzo
Laura Ware
Booking Agent
Peter Karinen
Ian Carmody
Second Assistant Camera
Douglas Scott Sorenson
Young Man
Brynn Williams
Kansas City Girl #2
Katelyn Rapp
Emma
Patrick Henney
Kid #1
Molly Revenson
Sister Pillot
Nicole Gallin
Kansas City Girl #3
Mark Richard Keith
Wade
Skippy D
Bull Operator
Keith Perry
Ex Chequer
Jack Silfen
Young Man #2
Dean Bennett
Bearded man
Joe Ice
Ice Sculptor
Sean Clemson
Jesus
John Hills
Competition Judge
Evan Lewis
Fighting Guest
Colby Young
High Schooler #1
Chris Brody
Young Man #3
Alexandra Cardinoza
Girl who hugs thomas
Kathleen Tillis
Brianna Collete Hardison
Phil V. Donahue
Stage Manager
Steven Stuts
High School Student
Dakota Charity
Declan Johnsen
Santa
Michele Tirondola
Angry Girl #3
Ethan Schwartz
Bully #1
Patrick Henny
Questlove
Timothy J. Cox
Stink Fisher
Officer Chesbro
Simon Kirke
James Heaphy
Officer #2
Abrielle Roman
Mary Ellen
Brian Bergdoll
Impersonation Bassist
Craig Cobb
Claude Coleman
Sarah Koblenz
Lizzie Henney
Psycho Girl
Kelley Dalton
Kelley
Chris Harfinest
Teagan Novick
Chris Alonso
Sneering Punk
Maya Blake
Babs Winn
Brandon Ellis
Shoe-Gazer
Delanie Rosario
Tom Stratford
Beauty Pagent Judgeuncredited
Snoop Dogg
Self in Audienceuncredited
Doua Moua
Chinese Thuguncredited
Richard Fairbrass
Self on Red Carpetuncredited
Felicia Tassone
Girl in Audienceuncredited
Christiane Amorosia
Kissing Girluncredited
Seth Donavan
Dating Show Audience Memberuncredited