The Slammer (2006) | Full Cast

Jeanette Goulbourn

DIRECTOR

John Payne

DIRECTOR

Dino Charalambous

DIRECTOR

Ted Robbins

The Governor

Ian Kirkby

Mr. Burgess

Dave Chapman

Peter Nokio

Lee Barnett

Jeremy Gimbert

Melvin Odoom

Melvin

Scarlet Hazeldine

Holly Meadows

Anna Lindgren

Bendy Wendy

Robert Stone

Big Bob

Jess Robinson

Impressionist

The Harper Brothers

Mumble & Son

Anil Desai

Various Characters

Marvyn Dickinson

Ben The Blindfolded Mindreader

Stephen Mulhern

Self

Mr. Methane

Self

Gamarjobat

Themselves

Charlie Tighe

Sarge Dickson

Steve Best

Self - Comedian

Christian Lee

Self

Catherine Morris

Cheeky singer

Kate Robbins

Blue Fairy

Amy Robbins

Genie

Ed Petrie

Mime Artist

Sue Vincent

Clarissa Swift

Paul Barber

The Balloonatic

Shobna Gulati

Hilda Baton

Bob Golding

Hugo Tenderhorn

Daniel Sylvester Woolford

Sylvester the Jester

Simon Hickson

Buzzkill

Felicity Montagu

Polly Meadows

Jordan Rosindale

Naughty Nephew Nicky

Neil Stuke

Agent Alec Baldwin

Robert Daws

Detective Ron Zof

Melvyn Hayes

The Hamster

Velile Tshabalala

Britney Spaniel

Morgan Jones

Marvellous Marvin

Stuart Holdham

Max Dazzler

Simon Fielding

Stevie Sparkle

Leroy Vickers

Frederico Forte

Samuel Metcalfe

Dr. Wentworth

Karl Collins

The Great Muscovado

Les Dennis

Len Bogoff

Paul Burling

Paul Burling

Eva Diakite

Child Governor

Teddy Blissett

Naughty Thomas

Ellen Hussey

Granny

Adam Fogerty

Colin

Greg Scott

David the Reporter

Gemma Caseley-Kirk

ACTOR

Megan Burns

Self

Tim Healy

Hellcat McSavage

Alesha Dixon

Self

Mona Hammond

Melvin's Gran

Uri Geller

Self

Mark Benton

Mr. Beltham

Lionel Blair

Self

Roy Barraclough

The Chef

Ethan Callaghan

Naughty Thomas

Ella Diakite

Child Governor

Edna Mathieson

Granny

Isabel Barbuk

Pinch

Mina Anwar

Lydia

Jeannette Charles

The Queen

Linda Robson

Sue

Ruth Bratt

ACTOR

Syd Little

Mr. Magic Man

Gabriella Irimia

Self

Louise Taylor

Granny

Monica Irimia

Self

Rhys Darby

Self

Brian Murphy

Alan

Alex Lowe

Chairman

McFly

Themselves

Keith Harris

Self

James Hurn

Impressionist

Les Bubb

Self

Gregory Floy

The Agent

Showaddywaddy

Themselves

Peter Cocks

The Great Alfredo

Dania Kaseeva

Self

Howard Read

Self

The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain

Themselves

Scott Penrose

Self

Kris Kremo

Self

Bobby Badfingers

Self

David Michael Maas

Self

Aila Floyd

Magicians Assistant

Donelda Guy

Self

Samuel Metcalf

Lion Tamer

Angie Mack

Self

Bruce Airhead

Self

Tom Pringle

Dr. Bunhead

The Magnets

Themselves

John Thomson

Jake Le Plant

Jon Culshaw

Vladimir

Lesley Joseph

Erica the Critic

Shaun Williamson

Jimmy Jinx

Craig Henningsen

Sideswipe Performer

Tony Blackburn

Self

Ross Lee

Tony Trance

Sam Nixon

Simon Spanner

Jonathan Arons

Self

Mark Rhodes

Robert Ratchet

Johnathan Brenner

Self

Paul Morocco

Themselves

Gerry Phillips

Self

Dan Menendez

Self

Douglas Lee

Self

Steve Furst

Big Barry

Jason Barnett

Pest Control

Keith Chegwin

Lip Gloss

Edward Lewis French

Self

James Freedman

Self

Chris Lynam

Self

DJ Woody

ACTOR

Barnaby Thompson

Self

Justin M. Monehen

Justin Monehen

String Fever

Themselves

Betty Brawn

Self

Guy Barrett

Self - Magician

Take Fat

Themselves

Ali Cook

Lead Magician

Glen Murphy

Pulse

Twist & Pulse

Themselves

Les Philips

Themself

Up & Over It

Themselves

Tiernan Douieb

Self

Carl Nortey

Mime SWAT

Supermalcom

Self

Elliott Francis

Thorne Splatalot

Jedward

Themselves

Black Lace

Themselves

Union J

Themselves

Steve Rawlings

Self

Lee Hathaway

Self

Fabio Santos

Officer Wilson

Nathaniel Tapley

Officer Tapley

Cane Armitage

Officer Taplow

Shockarellas

Themselves

Lee Gibling

Self

Bob Wooding

Self

Jamie Allan

Self - iMagician

Morrison Thomas

Harry(uncredited)

Chris James

Policeman(uncredited)

Ryan Swain

Self - Performer(uncredited)

Harrison Callifrax

Self(uncredited)