1000 Ways to Die (2008) | Full Cast

Alex Harvey

DIRECTOR

Tom McMahon

DIRECTOR

Mike Williamson

DIRECTOR

Thom Beers

DIRECTOR

Will Raée

DIRECTOR

Paul Hart-Wilden

DIRECTOR

Jason Carvey

DIRECTOR

Philip David Segal

DIRECTOR

Matt Sohn

DIRECTOR

Tim Stern

DIRECTOR

Alisdair Simpson

Narrator (U.K. broadcast only)

Ron Perlman

Self - Narrator

Khyber Zaffarkhan

Self - Physical Medicine & Rehab

Boyd Flinders

Self - Surgeon

Pavel Bindra

Self - Cardiac Electrophysiologist

Steven Burstein

Self - Interventional Cardiologist

Jules Sylvester

Self - Wildlife Expert

Jason Romero

Self - EMT

David Svoboda

Self - EMT

Vyshali Rao

Self - Cardiologist

Thomas Carmichael

Self - Neurologist

Irena Murphy

Self - Model

Christine Nguyen

Self - Model

Kim Henderson

Self - Toxicologist

Steven Kim

Self - Biochemist

Ramon Cestero

Self - Trauma Surgeon

Eddie Paul

Self - Engineer

D.J. Green

Self - Trauma Surgeon

Ava Cadell

Self - Sexologist

Franklin Ruehl

Cryptozoologist

Joe Irwin

Self - Narrator

Dale Prokupek

Self - Gastroenterologist

Leslie Kobayashi

Self - Trauma Surgeon

George Fallieras

Self - Emergency Room Physician

Vahe Ghazikhanian

Self - Nuclear Physicist

Christine Mulhern

Self - Model

Stefan Timmermans

Self - Sociologist

Danielle Jagoda

Self - Psychotherapist

David Sivits

Self - Chemical Engineer

Peter Leffe

Self - Ballistics Expert

Alex Katehakis

Self - Psychotherapist

Reza Jamehdor

Self - E.R. Physician

Kazu Nagahama

Daimyo

Kim Hopkins

Self Physical therapist

Marc Kern

Self - Clinical Psychologist

Casey D. Noel

Self - Explosives Technician

Drew Badger

Self - Toxicologist

Faryl Saliman Reingold

Self - Occupational Therapist

Mike Tristano

Self - Weapons Expert

Shetal Desai

Self - Pharmacist

Cloyce Martin

Self - Pathologist

Henry Schlinger

Self - Behavioral Psychologist

Takahiro Fukuda

Assistant Sushi Chef

Shaun Parker

Eddie Patterson

Ray Chao

Self - Juvenile Parole Officer

Chris McLaughlin

Buck

Bob Davidson

Self - Retired FBI Agent

Sifu Todd Tei

Self - Japanese Historian

Julie Edween

Self - Facial Plastic and Cosmetic Surgeon

Rick Hahn

Self - Retired FBI Agent

Richard Lichten

Self - Retired Law Enforcement Lieutenant

Gary A. Kauffman

Self - Engineer

D.J. Grothe

Self - Fraud Investigator

Jeff Mulvin

Self - Personal Trainer

Robert Fovell

Self - Professor of Atmospheric Science

Joe Skilton

Self - Magician

Michael Kurtz

Self - Family & Sports Medicine

Sean Roach

Self - Wildlife Educator

Tiffany Juterbock

Self - Sex Therapist

Jon Edwin Wright

Self - Meteorologist

Bal Rajagopalan

Self - Orthopedic Surgeon

Stacy Kaiser

Self - Licensed Psychotherapist

Jaclynn Robinson

Self - Mental Health Expert

Alex Robert Holmes

Alex

Iyad Hajjaj

Abdol

Tony Snegoff

Car Thief

Gerold Wunstel

Fishman

Bill Oberst Jr.

Harry The Taxidermist

Alpha Takahashi

Geisha Goddess of Death

Elise Angell

Marcie

Nick Wall

Griff

Dave Johnson

Carnival Worker

Kevin Dalton

Construction Worker

C.J. Stussi

Corporate Russian Employee

Jesse Welch

Best Man

Thom Beers

Self - Narrator

Rob Shapiro

Self - Surgeon

David Mok

Self - Cardiologist

Brian Wilbur

Self - Electrician

Cyrus Rangan

Self - Director of Toxics Epidemiology Program, Los Angeles County

Mike Jerome Putnam

Self - Corrections Deputy

Greg Moran

Self - Infectious Disease Physician

Tommy Kende

Self - Musician

F. Vito Lamorte

Self - Waste Management Consultant

Jean Mackie

Self - Intervention Specialist

Joel Teplinsky

Self - Burn Specialist

Jarret Palmer

Self - Art Historian

Gene Ruebsamen

Self - Robotic Engineer

Steven R. Kutcher

Self - Entomologist

Lori Buckley

Self - Certified Sex Therapist

Pat Contri

Self - Internet Historian

Robert Jay Stahl

Self - Driving Instructor

Stephanie Carrion

Self - Con Artist

Gregory Cason

Self - Psychologist

Molly Teas

Self - Medical Expert

Shay Lynn

Self - Exotic Dancer

Skip Wilder

Self - Viking Expert

Aurora Snow

Self - Porn Star

Carolina Caro

Self - Molecular Biologist

David 'Shark' Fralick

Self - Dirt Biker

Meggie Foster McCann

Jessica Baron

David Philip Reiner

Self - Radiologist

Brian Drake

Self - Wildlife Biologist

Jean-Claude Demirdjian

Self - Airplane Pilot

Cody Hix

Self - Former Infantry Squad Leader

Todd Robbins

Self - Sword Swallower

Robert Winters

Self - Internal Medicine

Florian Kashani

Jeff Stewart

Gary Robbins

Self - Corporate Security Expert

David Reinecker

Self - Dog Behaviorist

Cathee Schultz

Self - Curator, Museum of Death

John Prudhont

Self - Military Historian

Skoti Collins

Golfer Nick

Miguel Porras

Self - Detective

Bryan Carter

Self - Liquor Consultant

Courtney Best

Hooker

Cass Asher

Richard Paxton

Daniel Kharrazi

Self - Orthopedic Surgeon

Gustavo Arellano

Self - Journalist

Richard Iacovelli

Self - Living Historian

Aswad Ali

Adechike

Trevor Algatt

Cute Guy

Cynthia Cotharn

Self - Internal Medicine

Surawit Sae Kang

Lee

Dustin Coffey

Stoner #1

Matthew Andrade

Police Officer #2

Tico Clark

Brother

Christopher Karl Johnson

Dr. Von Metsker

Robert L. Greene

Floyd

Lee Grossman

Frank Soriano

Angelina Duplisea

Big Bess

Dallas Malloy

Self - Female Body Builder

Kristina Coker

Jessie the High Jumper

James Shin

Hung Lo

Aimee Zannoni

Amy

Landall Goolsby

Mark Vogel

Joseph S. Griffo

Chris

Michael Lehr

Chef Wang

Ryan Mirvis

Best Man

Kristine May

Laurie Pathausen

Anthony DiRocco

Max Beers

Naoyuki Ikeda

Head Sushi Chef Tanaka

Caleb Pearson

I-Dose Customer

Steve Crest

Officer Crest

Josh Shibata

Assistant Sushi Chef #2

Matt Allmen

Bubba

Ray Cosico

Juan

Paul Howard

Bobby Joe

Celia Diane

Art Student #3

Mighty Mike Murga

Jester Devil

T. Ryan Mooney

Gomer

Alain Mesa

Peter the Stud

Seth Marshall

Bennet's Friend

Ken Lyle

Anatoli

Marisha Ray

Tina the Video Gamer

Amy Harber

Doctor

Lisa Mayo

Singing Diva

Keiko Cakes

Fifi the French Maid

Jenn Barlow

Cherry

Blake Everett

Fred

Nancy McCrumb

Jade

Tiffani Sierra

Audrey

Aramazd Stepanian

Joe Syracki

Mark C. Hanson

Jeff

Andre Myers

Jerry

Judalina Neira

Slumber Party Girl #2

Steve Zaragoza

Doctor

Amber Strauser

Biker Bar Dancer

Cary Y. Mizobe

Black Wolf

Jeanne Taylor

Colleen

Michael G. Welch

Dutch

Heather Storm

Art Student #2

John Paul Romeo

Bar Fighter #3

Henri C. Wittelsohn

Gaston

Tom Matthews

Phil

Kent Kasper

Legal Expert

Danno Hanks

FBI Contractor

Philip Hersh

Dave

Scott Ganyo

Gym Teacher

Dominic Burgess

Golfer Patty

Karen Agnes

Female College Student #1

Tiffany Black

Bank Teller

Brittany Glover

Amber

Bria Roberts

Betty

Michael Villar

Fat Dave

Marion Kerr

Wendy

Danielle Courter

Hillary

Richard Allan Jones

Dr. Butera

Megan Albertus

Bridesmaid

Maxwell Glick

Eddie

Rosalie McIntire

Angry Girlfriend

Brent Chase

Mike, Roommate #1

Doug Locke

Black Gym Student

Djakarta

Nicole

Domiziano Arcangeli

Marc

Tiffany Pulvino

Barbie

Jason Rosell

Nicky

Richard Foley

Paul

Brian Graham

Gus

Ted Reis

Drinking Buddy

Nick Armstrong

George the Football Fanatic

Jesse Lewis IV

Gregory

Mark Wenzel

Harold

Linda S. Wong

Rocker Chick

John A. Lorenz

Biker

Alena von Stroheim

Jodi

Christopher Bradley

Actor

Clay Van Sickle

Harold

Erica Rhodes

Goddess

Keenan Spencer

Sara

Ryan Hollis

Joe - Tennis Player

Lenny Porterfield

Henchman

Marcus Natividad

Diablo the Gang Leader

Ashley Watkins

Hospital Patient

Adam Popp

Joe

Spencer Smith

Chicken

Andrew R Brown

Construction Worker

Jenny Star Shackleton

Goddess

Johnny Alexander

Bill

Howard Oliver

Self - Forensic Pathologist

Karl Huggins

Self - Program Manager, Cataline Hyperbaric Chamber

Max Lehfeldt

Self - Plastic Surgeon

Okorie Okorocha

Self - Attorney

Charlie Murphy

Comedian

Doc Barham

Self - Full Spectrum Coach

Rob Ekno

Self - Television Shopping Host

Jenny Finn

Self - Cheerleader

Jaejin Eum

Self - Korean Restaurant Employee

Juan Morales

Self - Classic Low Riders Car Club

Paul

Self - Admitted Voyeur

Jim Leske

Self - Safari Guide

Tim Lewis

Self - Robotic Expert

Daina House

Self - Miss January 1976

Gard Hollinger

Self - Welder

Salvador Rovero

Self - Custom Hat Maker

Devin Zephyr

Self - Former Quaalude Popper & Dealer

Marc Fogel

Self - NYC Taxi Driver

Hunter S. Ellis

Self - Scuba Diver

Brian Colding

Self - Bouncer

Elmer Reyes

Self - Former Sign Spinner

Dwight Turner

Lenny

Glen McDougal

Self - Ferret Legger

Christine Bailey

Self - Wedding Planner

Carrie Diaz

Self - Fashion Historian

Jordana Mansbacher

Self - Eating Disorder Specialist

Matthew Steinberg

Self - Reptile Expert

Amber Kaplan

Self - Infectious Disease Specialist

Jonathan Coogan

Self - Scrap Metal Dealer

Mark Ejnes

Self - Architect

Ross Clay

Self - Stunt Flying Rigger

Duchess DeSade

Self - Sex Therapist

Ted Detwiler

Self - Pres., U.S. Miniature Golf Assoc.

Carlos Ragas

Ramirez

Bob Girandola

Self - Associate Professor of Kinesiology, USC

William C. Wysock

Self - Tesla Technology Research

Peter Chang

Self - Heavy Metal Journalist

Madison Young

Self - Adult Film Star

Collin Friesen

Self - Amish Historian

Lisa Daniels

Self - Adult Industry Expert

Marc Canonizado

Self - Martial Artist

Alfred Delgado

Self - Car Customizer

Woody Clark

Self - Celebrity Gossip Columnist

Ed Forchion

Self - Cannabis Connoisseur

Manuel Schuster

Self - Farmer

Sin

Self - Professional Mud Wrestler

Charlotte Laws

Self - Animal Rights Activist

Kevin Suscavage

Self - OCD Sufferer

E. Quincy Sloan

Self - Real Life Superhero

Voxx

Self - Psychic & Occult Expert

Jason Sarrow

Self - Chastity Belt Expert

Raphael Gamon

Self - Private Chef

Chase Holtman

Self - Recreational I-Doser

Kevin Indio Copeland

Self - Survivalist

Toni Trenton

Self - French Historian

Noriko Hirase McGann

Self - President, Japan America Consultants

David Paulides

Self - Director, North American Bigfoot Search

Jordan Baum

Self - Sexile Survivor

Andy Matsuda

Self - Master Sushi Chef

Rick Hernandez

Self - Propane Expert

Noland Sims Jr.

Self - Elevator Technician

James Sadd

Self - Geologist

Joshua Kushner

Self - Fantasy Football Fantatic

Jason Sereno

Self - Drinking Contest Expert

Casey Martin

Self - Rock Climbing Instructor

Thaine H. Allison Jr.

Self - Int'l Relief Coordinator

Peter Hartwick

Self - Crematory Operator

Phil Warren

Self - Audio Engineer

Rachel Fishman

Self - Lighting & Electrical Expert

Brianna Kellum

Self

Cecily Lewis

Self - Yoga Fitness Trainer

Seth Burnham

Percy the Hijacker

Scott Richard Ehredt

Self - Torture Historian

Rick West

Self - Shayna's Instructor

Mike Staley

Self - Accident Survivor

Jeff Sanday

Self - Golf Pro

Kirk Fitzhugh

Self - Museum Curator

Steve Huber

Musician

Jill Place

Self - Certified Clinical Nutritionist

Bryan Tashjian

Self - Owner, Western Tire

Morning Bear

Self - Furry

Carmen Palumbo

Self - Corset Enthusiast

James Lewellyn

Self - Construction Worker

Grant Cotter

Self - Ex-Huffer

Shelly Martinez

Self - Wrestler

L.W. Hodge

Self - Viral Video Director

Percy Smith

Self - LAX Airport Security

Trisha Paytas

Self - Former Hooters Waitress

Edward Hong

Lester

Zane Lamprey

Self - Professional Drinker

Isabella Sinclaire

Self - Dominatrix

Joe Camp

Self - Bear Expert

Junior Sutitanom

Self - Paintball Expert

Micah Cover

Self - Magician

Kristian Svitak

Self - Pro Skater

Pauline Nordin

Self - Personal Trainer

Jenna Davis

Self - Master Raver

T.A. Breaux

Self - Research Scientist

Candy Clemente

Self - Pit Bull Trainer

Olivia Bellafontaine

Mommy Fighter #2

Erich Martin Hicks

Self - Explosives Expert

Leo Kamasinski

Self - Christmas Fanatic

Siameze Floyd

Self - Talent Show Contestant

Eric Manuel

Self - Actor

Christophe Zajac-Denek

Self - Little Person & Actor

John David Bridges

Self - Former Aviation Boatswain Mate

Mike Segda

Self - Scuba Diving Expert

Kim Hopkins

Self - Electrician

Jonny Loquasto

Self - Football Fanatic

Garran Jones

Self - Adult Baby

Jeff Charlebois

Self - Disability Rights Activist

Emilee Wilson

Self - Sex Expert

David Cheetham

Self - Archaeologist

Fred Solmor

Self - Former Mob Enforcer

Stephen Keber

Self - Human Resources Representative

Maureen Kindred

Self - Flight Attendant

Chris Jai Alex

Chip

Joanna Bartling

Alley B.

Erin Nicole Anderson

Carol

Eric Boyd

Bagpiper

Doug Yanega

Self - Entomologist

Amy Parish

Self - Anthropologist

Alana Evans

Self - Porn Star

Seymour Segnit

Self - Phobia Expert

Scott Randolph

Self - Lifeguard

Chris Colwell

Self - Skydiver

Andre Wakefield

Self - Professor of History

Eddie Herrera

Self - Tattoo Artist

Alison Rubke

Self - Lingerie Expert

Brian Zolenski

Self - Ex Porn Addict

Timothy Taylor

Self - International Master of Chess

Nick Plantico

Self - Explosives Expert

Dakota Black

Self - Ex-Con

Elaine Ballace

Motel Owner

Ari Agbabian

Taliban Sniper

Alain Azoulay

Martin Mancer

Trey Albright

Marco

Corey Cotten

Strongman Wout

Lizett Alcaraz-Armstrong

Patty

Ron Kublin

Self - Ticket Scalper

Trisity Cameron

Tracy the Showgirl

David Britz

Taylor

Mike Easley

Self - Stock Car Racer

Frank Huddle

Self - Crash Survivor

Sunny Moon

Self - Drag Boat Racer

Adam Brooks

Jimmy the Meth Maker

Rick Larson

Self - Carnival Owner

Daniel Ross

Self - Jockey

Patrick Weil

Self - Airline Executive

Alexander Aguila

Hitman

Timothy Zickuhr

Self - Professional Mover

Chris Weisbart

Self - DIY Technology Expert

Bal Raj

Self - Orthopedic Surgeon

Sethward

Lloyd

Josiah Black

Josh Peterson

Robert Caslava

Self - Biologist

William Barney

Dashawn

Stuart Martz

Self - Cultural Anthropologist

Timm Carney

Jeremy

Kevin Beaty

Alton

D'Andre Anthony

Prison Guard

Sergio Mayer

Self - Producer & Actor

Arielle Brachfeld

Bulimic Model Natasha

David Weathers

Self - Snake Handler

Shawn Gnandt

Bernie

Benjamin H. Moore

Self - Helicopter Pilot

Dawn Burdue

Ronald's Girlfriend

Kie Ikuta

Sakura

Victorya Brandart

Amber

Lauren Olipra

Joan the Nudist

Stephen Werner

Self - Ex-Boy Band Member

Andrew Amani

Purse Snatcher

Erin Tripp

Self - Botanist

Orsolya Dunai

Self - Feminist

Tony Donno

Charles the Murderer

Veronica Mannion

Self - Sex Blogger

Michele Noonan Ross

Self - Neurologist

Jack August

Gunther

Randy Stanger

Self - Cattle Rancher

Paul Thomas Arnold

Red Fox

David Michael Paul

Johnny

Christine Chadwick

Lindsey

Ray Dennis

Homeowner

Brandon Garic Notch

Self - Tattoo Artist

Layla Davis

Billie

Jeremy Clements

Little E

Norm Johnson

Jake Basso

Mark Kordula

Levinson the Convict

Alexander Cukor

The Great Dolphino

Brandon Clayton

Angry Ed

Sandra Lee Gimpel

Psycho Granny

Jonathan Ohye

Tinaka

Fifi Larue

Self - Gothic Killer Clown

Brendan McKnight

Quarterback

Jeremie Loncka

Johnny

Jude Thomas

Self - Street Baller

David Sandiford

Pathologist

Jamie Bernadette

Mental Patient Tracy

Peter Sherayko

Self - Pistol Expert

Noelle Balfour

Valerie

Bear Badeaux

Seth

Lonnie 'Lono' Woodley

Self - Psychologist

Benjamin J. Shearin

Self - Coal Mining Expert

Tansy Alexander

Sleep Clinic Doctor #2

Devyn Ashley

Devyn

Gino England

Self - Professional Mall Santa

John Myers

Self - Movie Theater Usher

Vanessa Giselle

Stripper Girlfriend

Aileen Burdock

Carla the Bride

Vaz Andreas

Photographer

Graham Beckett

Elroy

Toni C. Cody

Sandy

Brandon Jared

Marcel the Sculptor

Christopher Harper

Chester

Tara Gerard

Alexi

Austin Bowerman

J.T.

Becky T. Bordo

Fiona

Benjamin Dunn

Chuck

Lunden Mihalic

Kathy

Matthew Farhat

Dr. Montana

Daryl Burq Pearson

Randall

Shin Shimizu

Japanese Rocker #1

Jake Huang

Greg

David Kim

Reed

Courtney Ponce

Pamela

Valerie Mya

Danielle

David Leslie

Self - Retired Firefighter

Freakshow

Self - Jenkologist

Michelle Exarhos

Sorority Sister

Randall J. Bacon

Football Player

David Imani

Newscaster Joe

Hal Alpert

Bernie

Veronica Bloom

Gertrude

Aria Anne

Self - Geologist

Robbie Corbett

Dick

Chelsea Edmundson

Lula Mae

Verona Blue

Tattooist Verona

Jamel King

Mike

Michael Arturo

Brad

Riyaana Hartley

Self - Break Dancer

Gary Jazon

Dolph

Peter James Bockman

Jarret

Marc S. Gordon

Nitwit Baker Lenny

James Ellis

Mike Arms

Melissa Labatut

Dominatrix

Alberto Manquero

Manny

Frank Alarcon

Maldito

Robert Ebinger

Prison Executioner

Josh Heisler

Randy

David Anthony Hernandez

Farmer John

Paolo Carascon

Marco

Natalie Osman

Harriet

Olivia Ku

Girlfriend

Megan McCord Kim

Female Hot Tub Fatality

Larry Cruz

Lopez

Alice Kalim Lee

Sook Kim

Dave Amiott

Herb

Adam Bartley

Minuteman #1

Sarah Grant Brendecke

Erin the Southie

William Thomas Jones

Resident Doctor

Monica Braunger

Cecilia

Shane Daniels

Traceur Runner #1

Ron Althoff

Ned

Cherese Chambers

Disco Dancer

Dylan Christopher

Barry

Denise Carroll

Bonnie

David Bauer

Bar Fighter #2

Fazio Bujazia

Ahmed

Cameron J. Oro

Barnaby the Hat Maker

Carl Adams

Mall Santa Paul

Jonathan Erickson Eisley

Gordon

Clark Mitchell Long

Police Officer

William Guirola

Rocky

Michael Scott Allen

Amos

Lauren Denham

Emily

Ashlee-Rose Barnett

Cashier

J Michael Briggs

Gambling Buddy #2

Shay McGinnis

Patty the Assistant

Jennie Guard

Hazel Atkins

Jonny Hahn

Fredo

Ivan Djurovic

Hunky Stock Boy

Michael John Lane

Sonny Hughes

Arlo Hemphill

Nitwit Baker Carl

Christopher Guetig

Zach Taylor

Matthew Garland

Concerned Golfer

Tanner Horn

Disco Donnie

Marco Capem

Viking Maelbrigt

Jon Briddell

Lead Doctor

Phong Le

Drug Thief

Nick Greco

Coke Sleaze

Emily Corbitt

Miranda

Katy Davis

Moira

Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci

Amos

Shana Eva

Pinky

Drue Delio

Mickey

Aki Umemoto

Kim

Anthony Allen

Bob

Kenlyn Kanouse

Farmer's Wife

Kim Greathouse

Flight Attendant

Cazzey Louis Cereghino

Bar Fighter #4

Ashley Brinkman

Jasper's Girlfriend

Fabian Alomar

Eduardo

Orson Chaplin

Green Shirt Southie

Karina Clark

Protester

Bayley Martíne

Katie

Robert Sisko

Hat Shop Customer

Reed Anthony

Travis

Michael Coady

Peter

Brooke Hasalton

Janice

Tamara Akins

Christmas Elf #2

Thomas La Barbera Christensen

Alex

Darius Frye

Charlie

Luis Alberto Aracena

Drug Lord

Russ Andrade

Silvio

David P. Butler

Shot Victim

Ashley Martin

Flight Attendant

Ben Anklam

Jared Bennett

Ross Gelfo

Bill

Morgan Mead

Daughter

Aubree Bowen

Liz

Alex Gaona

Steve the Boyfriend

Adam Hebb

Strongman Angus

Michael Anthony Cohen

Boxing Coach

Denis O'Mahoney

Father O'Malley

Jeffrey James Lippold

Jack the Alcoholic

Michael Hanson

Jack

John Ashker

Jesse the Biker

Kevin Hawley

Prison Guard

Joseph Brandon

Cole

Hasani Lee

Quame

Victoria Garza

Phone Text Tricia

Caitlin Morton

Nurse

Jade Catta-Preta

Brazilian Tour Guide

Peyton McCormick

Emmy Lou

Keenan Henson

Banker

Julie Brett

Pregnant Hippy

Sae Imai

Maki

Steve Gelder

Brian

Austin Auger

Dennis

Omar Wysong

Jesse

Derrick Scott

Safari Driver

Robin Chappell

Carl

Michael Doonan

Peter

Kelly Albano

Lucy

Kecee Maté

Girlfriend #2

Alina Andrei

Jessica the Trashy Housewife

Cory DeMeyers

Traceur Runner

Erin Coker

Heather

Willis Chung

Kim

Julianna Barninger

Christmas Elf #1

Jo Sung

Daryl

Blake Bagby

Bob

Devin Coffin

Devin the Amputee

Tibor Ambra

Andris

Larry A. Davies

Clive

Robert Lee Bell

Duel Moderator

David R. Butler

Young Dieter

Hugh Hinton

Orson

Jeffrey Damnit

Tattooist Zeke

Natascha Borg

Billy

Paul Grace

Market Security Officer

Fouad Hajji

Hadal

Michael Hirano Culross

Zog (Caveman)

Janai Dionne

Chantal

Joe Rudy Guerrero Jr.

Prison Guard #1

Sue Gisser

Polygamist Wife #2

Mark Planas

James the Groom

Ruthie Holmes

Shoshana

Chip Mefford

Ned

Joshua J. Matos

Airplane Passenger

Kimberly Laferriere

Jennifer

Rob Locke

Mr. O'Brien

Amato D'Apolito

Mobster

Eddie Navarro

Luke

Kim McKean

Monica

Angel Fajardo

Chicken Fight Spectator #1

Nobuo Inubushi

Hideo Kobayashi

Carmen Gloria Pérez

Angry Neighbor

Marta Zolynska

Nurse

Rosanne Limeres

Alex's Mother

Steve Cotroneo

Dickey

Thai Fong

Thief

Aimee Chenal

Amy the Bride

Shaela Cook

Lexy

Douglas Carley

Wally

Joanna Gaston

Cammy

Kelby Cross

Brett

Trevor Tevel

Brother Jacob

Jeffrey G. Barnett

Derek Manly

Claire Dodin

Marianne

Martin De Boer

Floyd

Matt Devine

Surviving Southie

Ivan Bernal

Ricardo

Kyla E. Druckman

Drug Junkie Courtney

Troy Alexander

Garcia

Clint Catalyst

Salvador

Akilah Ife

Jevetta

Larissa Lynch

Michelle

Sarah Foushee

Alice

Jean Zaynab Bell

Ramon's Girlfriend

Michael Holcombe

Softball Pitcher

Willy Louis-Charles

Drug Warlord

Jean Louise O'Sullivan

Jessica the Sleep Walker

Tim Halpin

Polygamist Brother Kether

Audrey Cain

Christine

Matt McCarthy

Cary Grant

Wynter Williams

Dallas

Cosme Espinoza III

Contestant #3

Chaz Maas

Hipster

James E. Hurd Jr.

Mortgage Victim

Amy Campion

Sista Shmear

Samm Hill

Dalen

Carlos Joseph

Muscle Fetish Geek

Kevin McNamara

Hans

Aleksandar Filimonovic

Mikhail

George McArthur

Boris

Aye Jaye

Scott Randall

Ryan Sandberg

Conrad

Lexy Panterra

Halloween Party Girl

Phillip Garcia

Robbie

Seth Cassell

Mort (Blood Eagle)

Katy Foley

Female Stoner

David Dossett

Tom

Anelia Dyoulgerova

Belly Dancer Natasha

Robert Huynh

Vietnamese Soldier #1

Frank Piciullo

Preacher Perry

Jim Shipley

Matthew

Arsee Hahn

Desiree

Franklyn Passmore III

Santa Claus

Charles Iacuzzo

Toby

Nicholas Mirante

Carl

Kelley Koski

Serenity

Cecile Cubiló

Mandy

Shaggy 2 Dope

Self

Julie Bersani

Samantha

Sally Digirolamo

Katie the Bride

Dontez Hood

Pete - Mental Patient

Chris Connell

Darren

Joe Foley

Armored Car Guard

Kai Cofer

Friedrick

David Gielicz

Jared

Rebecca Brink

Czech Inspector #2

Collin Alfredo St. Dic

T-Bone

Derek Lui

Delivery Man

Frankie Banos

Fake Surgeon Doctor

Chuck Cobb

Lee

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