Director
Paul Kirrage
DIRECTOR
Anna Edwinson
Jamie Batten
Madeline Addy
Helen Hill
Stephanie Dennis
Maxie Allen
Serena Armitage
Ian Hamilton
Chris Power
Stars (in credits order)
Piers Morgan
Self - Host
Joan Collins
Self
Sharon Osbourne
Ronnie Corbett
Bruce Forsyth
Pete Waterman
Roger Moore
Michael Parkinson
Eamonn Holmes
Paul Gambaccini
Simon Cowell
Eve Pollard
Rosie Millard
Cliff Richard
Vinnie Jones
Richard Madeley
Mel B
Barbara Windsor
June Brown
Kym Marsh
Michael Winner
Jimmy Tarbuck
Denise Welch
Britt Ekland
Karren Brady
Nigel Havers
Beverley Callard
Julian Clary
Timothy West
Harry Redknapp
Barry Cryer
Tara Newley Arkle
Denise Van Outen
Paul O'Grady
Michael Caine
Self - Interviewee
Jan Kennedy
Self - Bruce's Agent
Bill Kenwright
Caroline Blakiston
Les Dennis
Maud Adams
Gareth Owen
Self - Britt's Agent
Greg Dyke
Self - Colleague, TVAM
Kieran Roberts
Self - Executive Producer
Daran Little
Self - Former Scriptwriter (Coronation Street)
Matthew Robinson
Vivienne Westwood
Self - Fashion Designer & Friend
Boris Becker
Sheila Hancock
Katherine Jenkins
Katie Price
Dannii Minogue
Cilla Black
Ulrika Jonsson
Elton John
Geri Horner
Cheryl
David Hasselhoff
Rolf Harris
Burt Reynolds
Felicity Kendal
Ronan Keating
Kelly Holmes
Brian Blessed
Michael Flatley
Lorraine Kelly
Bruno Tonioli
Julie Goodyear
Gloria Hunniford
Esther Rantzen
Jayne Torvill
Bear Grylls
Neil Morrissey
Mary Berry
Alesha Dixon
Andrew Flintoff
Ian Botham
Warwick Davis
Raquel Welch
Lionel Richie
Mo Farah
Kim Cattrall
Barry Gibb
Nigel Farage
Sante D'Orazio
Self - Photographer & Friend
Michael Barrymore
Alan Sugar
Tom Moore
Gemma Collins
Christopher Dean
Andreas Kronthaler
Self - Friend & Fashion Designer
Dan Matthews
Self - Sr Vice President, PETA
Harper Reiss
Self - Friend
Ian Royce
Self - Comedian & Fan
Sharon Marshall
Self - Showbiz Journalist
Luke Gilford
Self - Filmmaker
Johnny Byrnes
Self - Choreographer & Friend
Shmuley Boteach
Self - Author & Friend
Joseph Farrell
Self - WikiLeaks
Pamela Anderson
Holly Willoughby
Roger Allam
Kylie Minogue
Rob Brydon
Edward Woodward
Abigail Thaw
Aimee Osbourne
David Frost
Harry Hill
Richard Branson
Joanna Thaw
Melanie Thaw
Ann Davies
Matthew Byam Shaw
Judy Finnigan
Paul Jackson
Chris Steele
Andrew Castle
Dianne Nelmes
Rod Caird
Gary Oldman
Steven Berkoff
Samantha Womack
Kate O'Mara
Emma Samms
Kelly Osbourne
Rod Stewart
Nickolas Grace
Ross Kemp
Grant
Emma Bunton
Steve McFadden
Phil
Derek Hough
Anna Karen
Andrew Lloyd Webber
David Furnish
Sarah Harding
Pam St. Clement
Pat
Victor Spinetti
Susan Boyle
Terry O'Neill
Gary Barlow
Kimberley Walsh
Anita Harris
Leon Russell
Rosemarie Ford
Giles Coren
Len Goodman
Nicola Roberts
Dinah May
Neil Tennant
Scott Mitchell
Russell Watson
Gordon Brown
Michael Grade
Wilnelia Merced
Alexander Newley
Géraldine Lynton
Derek Malcolm
Jane Deitch
Andrew Neil
Chris Lambrianou
Peter Eardley
Louisa Forsyth
Johnnie Walker
Nigel Olsson
James Moir
Peter Charlesworth
Ian Mark Wilson
Self - Bruce's Manager
Chris Herbert
Davey Johnstone
Richard Barber
Kenneth Goss
Tony King
Lorraine Greening
Barry Burnett
Erin Boag
James Corden
Russell Brand
Self - Guest
Alexandra Paul
Jerry Springer
Patricia McPherson
Donny Osmond
Patsy Palmer
Peter Andre
Hayley Hasselhoff
Self - Daughter
Alex Daniels
Self - Stunt Double
Taylor-Ann Hasselhoff
George Martin
Michael Berk
Des O'Connor
Paul Gascoigne
Bindi Harris
Alwen Hughes
John Prescott
Joe Hasselhoff
Self - Father
Ann Widdecombe
Bruce Harris
Larry A. Thompson
Self - Manager
Michael Eavis
Nigel Hall
Lorraine Heggessey
Emily Eavis
Joyce Corjon
Self - Sister
Ewan McGregor
Self - Fellow UNICEF Ambassador
Jon Voight
Bruce Dern
Pam Ferris
Richard Kiel
Jaws
Marilu Henner
Ned Beatty
Simon Callow
Dennis Waterman
David Hedison
Self - Bond co-star
John Boorman
Madeline Smith
Self - Bond girl
James Ivory
Tom Jones
Bradley Walsh
Lulu
William Roache
Carol Vorderman
Louis Walsh
Jeremy Lloyd
Self - Scritpwriter & Friend
Deborah Moore
Jason Donovan
Geoffrey Moore
Self - Son
Sanjana Kapoor
Self - Felicity's Niece
Glenn R. Wilder
Kunal Kapoor
Self - Felicity's Nephew
Christian Moore
Kevin Kennedy
Kenny Lynch
Jools Holland
Melvyn Bragg
Thomas Bolt
Frank Bruno
Paul Ross
Flavia Cacace
Nick Newbould
Self - Self - Friend
Peter Fontaine
Gareth Gwenlan
Edwina Lawrie
Cheryl Lasa Tarbuck
Mo Mustaine
Self - Childhood Friend
Billy Lawrie
Vincent Simone
Frankie Cocozza
Donna Carbone
Self - Burt Reynolds Institute
Kenny Hatton
Maureen Paton
Self - Journalist
Peter Prichard
Matt Wolf
Self - Theatre Critic
John Freda
Carmen Magri
Self - Burt Reynolds Museum
Peter Stormare
Patrick Stewart
Siân Phillips
Self - Co-star, I Claudius
Richard Curtis
Self - Writer, Blackadder
Sam J. Jones
Self - Flash Gordon
Paul Nicholas
Self - Co-star, Cats
Virginia McKenna
Rita Taggart
Bonnie Langford
Su Pollard
Lou Adler
Leslie Bricusse
Hildegard Neil
Self - Brian's wife
Roy Hudd
Victoria Sellers
Julio Iglesias
Christine Lampard
Joanne Good
Ken Morley
Slim Jim Phantom
Brian Conley
Terry Wogan
Roy Barraclough
Cleo Rocos
Lisa Clark
John Lloyd
Self - Producer, Blackadder
Nic Adler
T.J. McDonnell
Rosalind Blessed
Self - Brian's daughter
David McGillivray
Geoff Posner
Self - Producer, Saturday Live
John-Paul Davidson
Self - Climbed Everest with Brian
Fay Weldon
Carl Eklund
Self - Britt's Brother
Matt Dickinson
Stephen Way
Self - Gloria's Husband
June Howson
Self - Producer
Derek Bailey
Stephen Gittins
Boyd Hilton
Self - TV Critic
Merrill Thomas
David Hempleman-Adams
Paddy Haycocks
Scott Brand
Self - Julie's Husband
Paul Keating
Self - Gloria's Son
Tina Baker
Gabriel Lindsay
Self - Gloria's Grandson
Michael Keating
Hector Ktorides
Johan Pramell
Carla-Maria Lawson
Barb Jungr
Brenda Clary
Self - Julian's Mother
Ronnie Dorsey
Doris Tyler
Jane Joseph
Self - Producer, 'Aladdin'
Derek Webster
Self - Brian's agent
Frankie Clary
Self - Julian's Sister
Charles Hunniford
Self - Gloria's Brother
Peter Clary
Self - Julian's Father
David Steen
Self - Biographer
Jack Goodyear
Self - Julie's Grandson
Nicholas Reader
Leita Dom
ACTOR
Vicki Claffey
Self - Julie's Ex-Girlfriend
Tequila
Self - Britt's Chihuahua
Edna Kelly
Will Mellor
Rebecca Callard
Self - Beverley's Daughter
Martin Kemp
Gary Kemp
Todd Carty
Peter Medak
Polly Perkins
Jonathan Sothcott
Charles Lawson
Self - Co-Star
Tony Jordan
Self - Writer
John Altman
Self - EastEnders Co-Star
Tony Hadley
Deborah Sheridan-Taylor
Michael Cashman
Tony Blackburn
Shirlie Kemp
Nicholas Cochrane
Self - Co Star
Steve Norman
John Keeble
Steve Dagger
Naomi Arnold
Self - June's Daughter
Tim Arnold
Sophie Arnold
Bill Arnold
Enda Gates
Self - John Bardon's Wife
Katie Arnold
Self - June's Granddaughter
Pheobe Arnold
Robert Elms
Anna Scher
Matthew Westwood
Hannah Arnold
Peter Retey
Self - Fellow Student
Ron Howard
Self - Director, Willow
Samuel West
Self - Timothy's Son
Mark Hamill
Tom Felton
Draco Melfoy
George Lucas
Self - Executive Producer, Return of the Jedi
Julian Glover
Self - Actor and Friend
Matthew Lewis
Neville Longbottom
Catherine Tyldesley
Self - Coronation Street co-star
Prunella Scales
Self - Timothy's Wife
Annette Crosbie
Self - Co-star, Edward the Seventh
David Yates
Self - Director, Harry Potter
Samantha Davis
Self - Warwick's Wife
Kenny Rogers
Janet Suzman
Self - Actress and Friend
David Heyman
Self - Film Producer
Annabelle Davis
Self - Warwick's Daughter
Michael Pennington
Luisa Bradshaw-White
Joseph West
Mica Paris
Peter Burroughs
Self - Warwick's Father-in-Law
John Lydon
Self - Special Guest
Harrison Davis
Self - Warwick's Son
Maddy Hill
Nancy Carter
Kevin O'Sullivan
Dominic Treadwell-Collins
Self - Executive Producer, EastEnders
Bob Giraldi
Nick Dudman
Kim Davis
Self - Warwick's Sister
Ronald La Pread
Tony Bilbow
Neil Kinnock
Dan Balaam
John Stevenson
Self - Writer, Brass
Stephen Unwin
Self - Theatre Director and Friend
Sue Davis
Self - Warwick's Mum
Juliet Jones
Self - Timothy's Daughter
Charles Rodeck
Self - Warwick & Sam's Obstetrician
Anthony Marwood
Jan Pain
Self - Warwick's Aunt
Ashley Davis
Self - Warwick's Dad
Glenys Kinnock
Peter Davey
Cherie Lunghi
Self - Actress & Friend
Martin Jarvis
Self - Actor & Friend
Boy George
Rula Lenska
Tony Britton
Sue Nicholls
Michael Whitehall
David Puttnam
Self - Producer, Chariots of Fire
Elizabeth Butler-Sloss
Self - Nigel's Aunt
Paul Zerdin
Self - Nigel's Friend
Richard Marsh
Philip Havers
Self - Nigel's Brother
Jim Davidson
Twiggy
Angela Rippon
Self - Co-Presenter, TVAM
Paul Merton
Self - Guest, 'Parkinson'
Rupert Murdoch
Rita Simons
Self - Lord Sugar's Niece
Matt Slack
Tony Blair
Michael Frayn
Self - Guardian colleague & Friend
Nick Hewer
Self - Apprentice colleague & friend
Daniel O'Meara
Adrian Chiles
Self - Former Presenter, The Apprentice, You're Fired!
Kelvin Mackenzie
Self - Former Newspaper Editor & BSkyB Executive
Margaret Mountford
Self - Michael's Son
Tim Campbell
Self - Winner, The Apprentice
Laurie Holloway
Claude Littner
Geoff Atkinson
Self - TV Producer & Friend
Maurice Leonard
Autumn Phillips
Self - Michael's Former PA
Alan Watts
Self - Lord Sugar's lawyer
Fiona Phillips
Beatrice Ballard
Self - Executive Producer, 'Parkinson'
Mike Onions
Self - Butlins Compere
Michele Kurland
Self - Former Executive Producer, The Apprentice
Mark Wells
Self - Executive Producer, 'Parkinson' 2004-2007
Peter Moore
Louis Barfe
Self - TV Historian
Jeremy Joseph
Self - G.A.Y. Founder & Friend
Robert Milne
Self - Band Mate
John Moore
Andrew Bloch
Self - Lord Sugar's PR Consultant
Malcolm Cross
Darren Yates
Michael Jarman
Rob Cheesman
Andrew Parkinson
Tony Kaye
Susan Ma
Self - Apprentice candidate
Steve Pomeroy
Sandra Pomeroy
Louise Sugar
Self - Lord Sugar's Daughter
Stanley Kalms
Self - Former Chairman, Dixons
Maureen Cross
Rupert Everett
Stephanie Beacham
Percy Gibson
Kate Garraway
Joey Essex
Chris Eubank
Brian McFadden
Trisha Goddard
Dan Wootton
Chris Eubank Jr.
Charlie King
Russell Collins
Dawn Ward
Claire Faragher
Hayden Collins
Barry Langford
Michael Watson
Sid Arora
Kevin Dowsett
Hazel Collins
Vicky Young
Alan Collins
Kane Collins
Dawn Collins
Jamie Lomas
Self - Kyms Partner (uncredited)
Kelly Hoppen
Self (uncredited)