The Onion (2007) | Full Cast

Will Graham

DIRECTOR

J.J. Adler

DIRECTOR

Lang Fisher

DIRECTOR

Dan Mirk

DIRECTOR

David Sidorov

DIRECTOR

Ben Hayflick

DIRECTOR

Scott Dikkers

DIRECTOR

Geoff Haggerty

DIRECTOR

Chris Kelly

DIRECTOR

Jj Shebesta

DIRECTOR

Sam West

DIRECTOR

Jon Watts

DIRECTOR

Kyla Grogan

Andrea Bennett

Jennifer Dorr White

Julianna McKannis

Gary Lee Mahmoud

Michael Koe

Nate Shelkey

Ken Kornblatt

Tracy Toth

Tracy Gill

Brad Holbrook

Jim Haggerty

Joe Amato

Glen Bannon

Lori Hammel

Leslie Hillerman

Robert D. Heath Jr.

General Cotti

Brian O'Neill

Gregory Dawson

Michele Ammon

Jean Anne Whorton

Jeremy Beiler

Jason Copeland

Brandon Armstrong

Self

Miles Grose

Omar

Dorothi Fox

Nancy Fichandler

Andrew Dawson

Andrew Novak

Brian Huskey

Duncan Birch

Gerard Adimando

FIFA Official

Julie Brister

Lauralee Hickock

Brittany Umar

Bree Lindsay

Victoria Vance

Boyle's Wife

Herbert Bennett

Alan Pedersen, DOT Project Director

Bobby Rivers

Robert Haige

Todd Allan Crain

Jeff Tate

Malachy Cleary

David Barrodale

Chris Juell

Todd Grant

Brandy Bell

Alex Blair

Philip Raymond

Daniel Grossman

Ben Stiller

Self

Stephen Anderson

Dr. Charles Davenport

Doug Willen

Eric Mullay

Joe Hansard

John Bigelow

Shannon Manning

Joanne Smith

Laura Pruden

Grace Daniels

Crystal Coreen

Demo Girl

Reed Birney

Trent Montaug

Stephen Lyons

JT Kraig

Bill Phillips

ACTOR

Jonathan M. Parisen

Reporter

Bob Bowden

Brian Scott

Michael Torpey

Dan Carlysle, Political Expert

Dominic Dierkes

Kyle Dierkes

George Walsh

ACTOR

Ben Zelevansky

Nathan Cooper

Amanda Sonnenschein

Angela Harris

Pete Macnamara

Douglas Molino, Forensics Expert

Keith Gerchak

Samuel Leslie

Adam Met

Eric Faas

Maria Deasy

Martha Walfield

William Cummings

Self - Congressman

Amanda Joy Schwartz

New Child Star

Nancy Harris

Cressbeckler Supporter

Kimberly Austin

Debra Browning

Marian Rosin

Rita Sharley

Mark Konrad

Frank Cahill

David Gable

Alan Fisher

Kina Bermudez

Julia Donahue

Suzanne Savoy

Countess Stephania Isabella de Uster

Debra Lord Cooke

Cheryl Widders

Michael Devine

Donald Felton

Alexander Blaise

Raphael 'Le Jaguar' De La Croix

Robyne Parrish

Kat Barr

David Neal Levin

Terry Parker

John Mazurek

Bob Fryer

Beau Baxter

Reggie Greengrass

Camille Mazurek

Jessica Bunten

Patricia Raven

Kalin MacGraw

Derek Milman

Tom Emmich

Jonathan Marballi

Tester

Louie Rinaldi

Tester 2

Elleen Hannah

Police Officer

John J. Schneider

Sheriff

Cory Surovy

Rescuer

Debora Lass

Teri Johnson (2009)

Richard Shankman

FEMA Spokesman

Ji-Young Min

Anchor

Kelly Karavites

Executive

Gillien Goll

Mary Kohler

Esther David

Jane Carmichael

Joe Garden

Self - Star Trek Fan

Chris Karwowski

Self - Star Trek Fan

Susan Ferrara

Marcia Asley

Greg Crowe

Ramsey Chamie

Paul Damien Dios

Sylvio

Laura Lee Barry

Tanya Schilling

Peyton Glick

Son

Khalid Gonçalves

Eurico Al Katiri

Terry Milner

Paul Lancaster

Pete Carmen

Sam Rioux

Damon Lindelof

Self - Executive Producer, 'Lost'

Kelly McCreary

Alex Heyward

Carlton Cuse

Self - Executive Producer, 'Lost'

Dan Shaked

Ian Beukel

Timothy Davis-Reed

John Albert

Rosemary Howard

Lisa Shaw

Rich Skidmore

Carter Anderson

Yung-I Chang

Zhang Zhuohua

Don Meehan

Interviewee

Diana Henry

Dr. Hanna Carrier

Amos Vernon

Apple Employee

Joe Randazzo

Self - Speech attender

Amanda Serra

Lana Burroughs Primatologist

Todd G. Bieber

Self - 'Iron Man' Fan

Tom Creel

Rep. Gary Nelson

Kristin Piacentile

Sorority Girl

Laura Krafft

Paula Norcross

Teresa Hui

Oprah Fan

Anne Marie Nestor

Carly Rudolph

Tim Washer

Jim Ridgeway

Molly Grace Flood

Molly Blitzer

Sari Melain

Elizabeth Norelli

Elisa London

Susan Eckman - Historian

Sam Guncler

CIA spokesman

Jessica Rothe

Katie Clements

Rutanya Alda

Dr. Holbrook

Marguerite Stimpson

Rebeccah Rachel

Courtney Baxter

Megan Cleary

John Cariani

Michael Falk

Whitney Rae Grandell

Jessica

Jim Haggerty

Brad Holbrook

Matthew Schallipp

Chris Morgan

Kiersten Armstrong

Hilary Leichter

Erica Genereux Smith

Erin Wolfson

Marc Geller

Kenneth Quinn

Casey Smith

Jeevis Jones

Ariel Jackson

Lacy

Tom McNutt

Dr. Kevin Debacher

Alan Michael Scott

Evan Tegart

Paul Hickert

Neil Werner

Elvin Roytman

Greg (Schlubby Guy)

TJ Martin

Carl

Matt Visconage

Dillon Hawks

Dan Oliver

Kevin Talbert

Evan D. Watkins

Millennial

Charlie S. Jensen

Cop

Fiona Horrigan

Eva Hendry (uncredited)

Sybelle Silverphoenix

Drunk girl from bus (uncredited)