Britain's Ugliest Models (2009) | Full Cast

Joost van der Valk

DIRECTOR

Leslie Phillips

Self - Narrator

John Lynch

Self - 235 Piercings man

Coxy

Self - Head Booker

Lulu

Self - Booker

Marc French

Self - Company Director

Simon Rogers

Self - CEO of Ugly NY

Laurily

Self - Marc's PA

Graham Hughes

Self - Small model

Jordanna James

Self - 3'11' model

Lily Clements

Self - Large Lady

Wings

Self - Marc's Right-hand man

Dal Keens

Self

Laverne Cox

Self

Anthony Cumberbatch Jr.

Self - Wee Folk

Arti Shah

Self - 4 foot model

Michael Henbury Ballan

Self

Sean Allison

Self - Wee Folk

Kristen Paladino

Self - Paladino Casting

Jonnie Malachi

Self - Photographer

Christian Audigier

Self - Ed Hardy

Lori Malkin

Self - Paladino Casting

Kristin Zettlemoyer

Self - Wee Folk

Elaine Davidson

Self - Most-Pierced lady

Loretta

Self - Curvy Kitten

Danny Mills

Self - Large Model

Tank

Self - Fat Guy

Antonio PopEye

Self

Gemma Hyslop

Self - Stylist

Trina

Self - 4'11' model

Tomo

Self - Photographer

Donny Vomit

Self - Sideshow Performer

Heather Lyttle

Self - Stylist

Adrian

Self - Transgender Drag model

James Stroud

Self - Photographer

Gary Salter

Self - Photographer

Joe Bateman

Self - Festival Director, Rushes Soho Shorts

David Saker

Self - Balloon UK

Richard Bradbury

Self - Superstar Photographer

Nick Lloyd

Self - Picture Researcher, Loaded magazine

Gina Pisapia

Self - 76-year old model

Melissa

Self - Curvy Kitten

Halo-is

Self

Ginger

Self - Aged model

Janie Martinez

Self - Large model

Leighanne Modeste

Self - Large Lady

Renee Rossiter

Self - Non-Ugly model

Amin

Self - Wee Folk

Serpentina

Self - Snake Performer

Viktoria Moskalova

Self - Model with one leg

Jennifer Freeman

Self - Large Lady

Grace Smith

Self - Large Lady

Alex Sotomayor

Self

Michael Brian

Self - Photographer

Fritz Aardvark Bragpuss

Self (uncredited)