Director
Chris Koch
DIRECTOR
John Fortenberry
Lev L. Spiro
Joe Pennella
Jeffrey Walker
Luke Greenfield
Bryan Gordon
Peter Lauer
Henry Chan
Josh Greenbaum
Jann Turner
Rebecca Asher
Stars (in credits order)
Jami Gertz
Debbie Weaver
Lenny Venito
Marty Weaver
Simon Templeman
Larry Bird
Toks Olagundoye
Jackie Joyner-Kersee
Clara Mamet
Amber Weaver
Tim Jo
Reggie Jackson
Ian Patrick
Dick Butkus
Max Charles
Max Weaver
Isabella Crovetti
Abby Weaver
Mobin Khan
Zabrvonian Alien
Tracy Weisert
Alien Woman
Patrick O'Sullivan
Johnny Unitas
Katherine Tokarz
Mary Lou Retton
Trisity Cameron
Zabvronian - Alien
Aliya Astaphan
Laura LaMonaco
Zabvronian
Brian Guest
Alien #2
Megan Park
Jane
Alden Ray
Kareem Abdul Jabbar
Kiersten Lyons
Billie Jean King
Nick Eldredge
High Pants
Grant Harvey
Jeremy
Doug Jones
Dominique Wilkins
Fred Brotman
Alien
Ningning Deng
Emeka Amene
Zabvorian - Alien
Lora Plattner
Giselle Braxton
George Takei
Grandfather
Maxx Rubens
Bus Kid
Jessica Belkin
Photo Double
Joshua Sasse
DJ Jazzy Jeff
Stacy Keach
Dominick Weaver
Reginald VelJohnson
Father Kersee
LeAire George
Birthday Party Kid
Kylie Burkholder
Country Club Girl #1
Travis Caldwell
Zak
Madison West
Bitchy Girl
Rosalind Chao
Barb Hartley
Debra Mooney
Theresa Weaver
Meredith Baxter
Mother Joyner
Ian Wolterstorff
Keef
Justene Alpert
Impressed Girl
Marc Fajardo
Employee
Marlowe Peyton
Tanner
Tina Redmond
Airplane Passenger
Karan Soni
Indian Alien
Tristan Tierce
Gabriella Holland
Country Club Girl
Malcolm Bowen
Lonnie Henderson
Alien Dancer
Randi Cee
Alyssa Casa
Candy Corn Girl
Maribeth Monroe
Rebecca Hill
Leslie Jordan
Carla
Amy Broder
Lady
Carla Renata
Leslie
James Giordano
Man
Chasty Ballesteros
Stripper
Meagen Fay
Principal Birker
Amy Farrington
Tracy
Mitch Rouse
Real Estate Agent
Mark Hamill
Commander Bill
Judd Nelson
Jim
Michael Bay
Richard Riehle
Janitor Raymond
Sandra Bernhard
Ms. Porsche
Patrick Cassidy
Mr. Easterling
Lilli Birdsell
Larke Hollander
Wendy Williams
Shirley
Bethenny Frankel
Jill
Joseph Buttler
Moderator
Rhea Perlman
Janet
Lori Loughlin
Tina Giannulli
Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson
Self
Brian Huskey
Professor Clint Vance
Bill Nye
Leslie Grossman
Liz
Caitlin Carmichael
Emma
Billy Malone
Greg Louganis
Clint Culp
Sales Associate
Christina Ochoa
Princess Leia
Alexander Chaplin
Tad Hollander
Tom Virtue
Dr. Cohan
Jerry Springer
Christine Kellogg-Darrin
Club Member
Kevin Thompson
Adult Max Weaver
Alonzo Bodden
Bouncer
Dustin Fasching
Young Dominick Weaver
Candace Cameron Bure
Woman
Rachel Dratch
Pearl
Erik Estrada
Matthew Del Negro
Rob
Lawrence O'Donnell
Emily Berry
Masseuse
Eddie Leavy
Carl
Matthew Royer
Travis Huebner
Matthew Glave
Bill
Bruce Green
Angry Man
Dean Cameron
Luke Braxton
Wendy Worthington
Nurse
Nic Novicki
Stanley
Christian Gehring
Bully
Connor Rosen
Redhead Kid
Nicole J. Butler
Police Officer Newman
Cade Sutton
Little Marty
Tim Bader
Nick
Tracey Thompson
Adult Abby Weaver
Kevin High
DMV Tester
Mary Birdsong
Justine
John Karna
Hank
Mia Cottet
Collette
Marcus Choi
Waiter
Becky Kramer
Passenger
Joel Stein
Mary K. DeVault
Angry Woman
Stephanie Little
Ms. Morton
Keith Allan
Roulette Dealer
Stephen Guarino
Chad
Jerry Hauck
Old Man
Blaise Miller
Photographer
Michael Piccirilli
TV Narrator
Kamala Jones
Nikola Braxton
AJ Hudson
Freaked Out Kid
Livia Treviño
Older Woman
Carlos C. Torres
Latin Boy
Thomas Stiver
Santa Claus
Mark McGrath
John
Wayne Federman
Kevin
Brandon Severs
Benjamin
Christian Mooney
Bully #1
Nicholas Giordano
Pete
Jay Huguley
Paul
Skyler Vallo
Cheerleader
Sarah Baldwin
Beth
Stephanie McVay
Cashier
Elizabeth Tripp
Type-A Third Grader
Karen Maruyama
Rebecca
Kimrie Lewis
Lorraine Warner
Amarech Tadesse Koch
Ladybug
Carter Sand
Cute Trick or Treater
Porter Kelly
Lisa
Ashley Olds
Sarah
Isabella Niems
Kat
Seth Morris
Oscar Walton
Andy Kindler
Henry
Eddie Pepitone
Medieval Executioner
Aimee McKay
Lucinda
Nora Lily Menken
Julie
Grant Venable
Kid #5
Anthony Marciano
Card Player
Madison Shockley III
Liam Carroll
Kyle
Godfrey Moye
Marcus
Holly Walker
Dealer
Joshua Sternlicht
Suburban Dad
Ross Mackenzie
Coach
Steven White
Handsome Delivery Guy
John F. Schaffer
Francis
Henry Watkins
Randy
Krista Sutton
Lana Walton
David St. James
The Minister
Eric Womack
Scott
Bert Rosario
Juan
Gary Sievers
Pig Farmer
Keith Biondi
Darth Vadar
Stu James
Bruce
Laura Dash
The Man
Christopher Le Crenn
Clown Magician
Linda Kerr
Bully's Mom
Aaron Zachary Philips
Bully #3
Trent Carlton
Bully 2
Jason Nguyen
Hawaiian Tiki Fire Spinner
Steven Whitmore
Bully Parent
Teebone Mitchell
Kimberley Datnow
Teacher
Lucy Davis
Helen Redding Kemper
Mark L. Young
Logan
Nora Dunn
Linda
Lauren Swickard
Kara
Caitlin Thompson
Reporter
Jack Scalia
Suave Older Man
Kevin P. Farley
Alan
Mark Cuban
Sloane Morgan Siegel
Country Club Kid
Caitlin O'Connor
Impressed Girl's Posse
Dustin Ingram
Raffi
Colleen Smith
Mindy Jelline
Kevin O'Leary
Tara Nicole Hughes
Dancer
Robert Herjavec
Tristen J. Winger
Clown
Oliver Bell
Nicolas Kemper
Kat Purgal
Barbara Corcoran
Daymond John
John Daymond
Christine Rodriguez
Mole
Michael Cotter
Stage Manager
Anthony Marciona
Gambler
Steven Thomas Capp
Soccer Player
Samuel Caruana
Crazy Carl
Jennifer Malenke
Soundtrack
Jian Leonardo
Hot Bartender
Joe Dietl
Customer
Jasmine Alveran
Regina
Kerry Carney
Elizabeth
Patricia Ashley
Teen Girl #1
Etalvia Cashin
GoGo Dancer
Madison Dae Clarion
Alien Kid
Andrew Allan James
Shelley Starrett
Country Club Member
Kodi Baker
Logans Friend
Bradley Hasemeyer
Robert
JC Tremblay
Band Member
Belle Angel
Hair Client
Toni-Marie Spera
Waitress
Jeremiah Molina
Trey Wingo
Announcer
Sandy Fury
Jakes Mom
Claire Elizabeth Oldham
Veronica Parks
Store Clerk
Chris Bosley
Manager Herb
Eric L. Finn
Alien Soldier
Athena Talin Katalaris
Spelling Bee Kid
Jennifer Jensen
Military Alien
Sunset
Marrisa
Scott Weinger
Jamie Bernadette
Stewardess
Beverly Polcyn
Old Dancer
Ashley Watkins
Figure Skater
Dani Dare
Kid
Ryan Poole
Brad Pitt
Max Bunzel
Bartender
Chris Yates
ACTOR
Ramona Tibrin
Angelina Jolie look-alike
Ace McAfee
Hockey Player
Americus Abesamis
Zabrvonian Alien(uncredited)
Robert T. Barrett
Alien Jeff Gordon(uncredited)
Kendel LeGore
Schoolgirl(uncredited)
Sarah A. Newton
Barista(uncredited)
Jonathan Davila
Alien Soldier(uncredited)
Kyla-Drew
Kid #2(uncredited)
Piper Reese
Zombie(uncredited)
Lolli Sorenson
Kid #4(uncredited)
Carly Peeters
Laura Krystine
Emma's Zombie Posse(uncredited)
John Embry
Bus Driver(uncredited)
Morgan Lambert
Trick Or Treater(uncredited)
Jessica Richards
Cheerleader in Cafeteria(uncredited)
Aileen Davila
Kid 1(uncredited)
Elizabeth Claire
Alien(uncredited)
Carly Johnnie
Student(uncredited)
W. Jason Jones
Strip Club Patron(uncredited)
Israel Powell
Trick or Treater(uncredited)
Bailey Estevan
School Bus Kid(uncredited)
Catalina Furra
Pink Ballerina Cat(uncredited)
Reba McEntire
Reba Hart(uncredited)
Sybil Azur
Dancer(uncredited)
Laura Jane Jones
singer(uncredited)
Ryan Casa
Dolphin Boy(uncredited)
Mell Bowser
Guy Dancing(uncredited)
Trevor Hammonds
Restaurant Patron(uncredited)
LynNita Ellis
Steve Huang
Hero Chef(uncredited)