Horror Kung-Fu Theatre (1990) | Full Cast

Doug McComb

DIRECTOR

David Miranda

DIRECTOR

David Miranda

The Nightshadow

Willie Tarts

Mad Mike

Vinay Sharma

Kaboobey the Genie

Jonathan Lieu

Arsenio Wang

Sam Meneshian

The Armenian Comedian

Dennis Miller

Dennis The Menace

Jerome Francis

Ghetto the Clown

Smokey Miles

Count Smokula

Cynthia Tarts

Sally from The Valley

Martin Rascon

Giggles the Half-Ass Clown

Robert Castro

Mr. Mumbles

Jason Krone

Revenga the Ninja

Bill Perron

Crystal Man

Rueben Hall

Flattop

Mike Kubo

Zorr from The Planet Zeptar

Gigi Bannister

Vampy The Vegetarian Vampire

Raven The Ravishing

Belly Dancer

Allen Sandoval

Low Rider Joe

What You Say The Clown

Self

Reggie Bannister

Self

Vincent Nerey

Chris the Cross-Eyed Crossing Guard

Wolfy

Self

David Neil Gibson

Neil the Naughty

David Storm-Eyes

The Bumble

Sammy Meza Jr.

Dancing with Sam the Man

Andy Neil

Armondo Creeper

Doyle Jones

Clint Westwood

Harry Perry

Self

Anthony Nerey

George Bailey

Butterfingerz The One-Arm Juggler

Self

Zephira The Temptress

Belly Dancer

Felix Silla

Self

Tim Cridland

Zamora the Torture King

Doug Tarts

Wolfman Wack

Mr. Animation

Self

Mighty Mangalla

Self

Forrest J. Ackerman

Uncle Forry

David Markham

The Miracle Man

Hollywood Louise

Self

Ede Van Quathem

Self

Mr. Silver

The Robotic Man

Kenneth Keith Kallenbach

Self

Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice

Jessie Ochoa

Baby Hugee

Kristi Etzold

Female Wrestler

Jason Yang Jing

Chinese Acrobat

Bonnie Delight

Burlesque Dancer

The Unknown Rapper

Self

Robert Reynoso

Grimsby Grimsdyke

Stephanie Beaton

Self

Henry the Dead Guy

Self

Somsak Limros-Ochoa

Bruce Leak

Michael Q. Schmidt

Self

Arturo The Churro

Self

Ebeneezer Skeezer

Self

Joycelyne Lew

Mae East

Cookie the Psychic Dog

Self

Do Toh

Self

Rose the Chinese Contortionist

Self

Armondo Gonsales

Beanee Guy

Ron Huffman

Fidge

Wildlife Wendy

Self

Baby the Cute Girl

Self

The Gorilla

Self

Dirk Beechum

Dirk the Jerk

Jedi-Elvis

Self

Tiffany DuFoe

Self

Terry DuFoe

Self

Choriza the Chola

Self

Mysterious Caller

Self

Yolanda Martin

The Baton Princess

Teresa the Tiny Techno Terror

Self

Jose Rojas

Arturo The Churro

Froggy Fresh

Self

Daniel Sylvester Battagline

Sylvester The Jester

Perry F. Caravello

Self

Homeless Guy

Self

Ted Shred

Escape Artist

Jerry Jack-Ass the Janitor

Self

Yolanda the Baton Princess

Self

Johnny Skunk

Self

Skip Banks

Balloon Artist

Michael Royner

Master Juggler

The Kung-Fu Hillbilly

Self

Orion McCabe

Bad-Ass Bag-Piper

Will Wood

Sir Francis Drake

Tatsurô Abe

Michael Jackson Impersonator

Cacawhatee

Self

Cantinflas

Impersonator

Robin Wood

Belly Dancer

Michael Martinez

Butterfingerz The One-Arm Juggler

Eric Deethcheez

Sideshow Performer

Dancing Patrick

Self

Boyle Heights Beto

Self

Marguerite the Gypsy

Magician

Riley Bock

Magician

Michel Qissi

Self

Doctor Disturbo

Self

Ruben Hall

Flattop

Jason Hypercleats

Mr. TV

Steven Tran

The Asian Driver

Shelly Martinez

Self

Ian Victorian

La Reina Del Barrio

Chuey Chunte

Self

Mr. Amazo

Street Performer

Mr. Meanee

Self

Julie Luna

Psychotica

David Rose

The Deaf Comedian

Stacy Moctezuma

Buffy Buffet

Damien Tong

Magician

Babee

Cute Girl

Vulnavia

Queen of Nails

Hollywood 2

Body Guard

Chris Perry

Buzz Light-Beer

Murrugun the Mystic

Self

Onyx

Female Wrestler

Maila Nurmi

Self

Steven Beacon

Self

El Cabrone

Self

Dennis Miller

The Colorful Guy

Stinky Pete

Self

Daredevil Daryle

Self

Randy Carlos

General Randy Raider

Killer the Clown

Self

Andrew the Duke of Doo Dah

Self

Count Cat

Self

M.C. Donald Dump

Self

Paul Naschy

Self

Richard A. Becker

Doctor Morbius

Steven Beacon

Comedian

Larry Montz

Founder of I.S.P.R.

Armondo Gonzalez

Beanee Guy

Irwin Keyes

Self

Crackhead Carlitos

Self

Rafael the Magician

Self

Peter James

World Renown Psychic

Daena Smoller

Psychic Investigator

Cesar Curiel

Warpath The Rapper

The Fabulous Miss Wendy

Self

Ignacio Olivares

PePe Hermano

Tommy Terets

Self

Captain Crazy

Self

Tommy Toons

Self

Juanito The Fidget

Self

Pedo Phil the Clown

Self

Victor Alcala

Phone Screener

Suzanne Muldowney

Underdog Lady

Leggo the Clown

Self

Kristal Kira

Palm Reader

Peter Tudosio

The Ha Ha from Romania

Daniel Gonzales

The Human Horror Tapestry

Chip Jameson

Fire-Manipulator

Jessica Perry

Self - Co-Host

Shala Guzman

Self

Gary Coleman

Self

Robert Miles

Count Smokula

Sid Haig

Self

Janor Hypercleats

Mr. TV

Butch Patrick

Self

Miss Vavavoom

Self

Daniel Torres

El Joko from Mexico

Captain Kaboom

Self

Cantinflies

Impersonator

Joe Dante

Self

Elvirus

Self

Rollo the Cholo

Self

Minh Tran

Magician

Lou Wagner

Self

Monique Nerey

Amaterasu Miranda

Bobo the Dancing Bear

Self

Sparkles the Stripper

Self

Danielle Harris

Self

Rock-n-Roll Rudy

Self

Vanessa the Bodybuilder

Self

Raven White

Self

Miss Booty

Self

Marijuana Man

Self

La Reina Del Barrio

Self

P.J. Soles

Self

Hilda Solis

California Senator

Tito From Power 106

Self

Darin Malfi

Sideshow Performer

Don Caldwell

Buster Balloon

Captain Chorizo

Self

Vincent Wolf

Freakshow Deluxe

Rudy Rodriguez Jr.

Captain Muff-Diver

Cleve Hall

The Monster Man

Lacy Rostyak

Zombie Violinist

Buffy the Cheerleader

Self

Guadalajara Joe

Self

Dirk Beecham

Dirk the Jerk

Matt 'Big Stats' Frankel

Rapper

Bruce Adel

The Donald

Domino the Dominatrix

Self

Buster Balloon

Self

John Saxon

Self

Patrick Ian Moore

Ghost of Christmas Past

Felix Ryan

The Dancing Magician

Charles Band

Self

Bob May

Self

Kenneth J. Hall

Self

Weilin Dragoon

Female Wrestler

Natalie Popovich

Ivonna Cadaver

Loca Chola

Self

Dumb Teenager

Self

Mike Kubo

Zorrr from The Planet Zeptar

Coconut

Self

Frothy the Snowman

Snowman with Rabies

Cynthia Tarts

Sally from The Valley

Dr. Peepers the Hypnotist

Self

Timothy Dunn

Zeik The Sheik

Bootylicious

Self

Ramon Castillo

Dancing Guy

Mr. Silver the Robotic Man

Self

Studdering Salvador

Self

James Evans

Akmed the Comedian

Frank Genco

Leggo The Clown

Yetch

Self

Chris Casamassa

Self

Sherman Pore

Singer

The Hysteria of Nigeria

Comedian

Cynthia Tarts

Nosey Rosey

Sappy Wappy

Self

Little Mexican Guy

Self

Bobby Joe Bubba Ezekiel the 14th

Trace that Race Host

Warpath

Native-American Rapper

Tom Turkey

Homicidal Turkey

Mr. McFeely

Pervert Mailman

Big Sexy

Self

Coco Natsuko Higashikwa

Geisha Dancer

Angelo Marino

Keyboard Player

Boobers the Beggar

Self

Chop Suey Chuey

Self

Barbara Steele

Self

Wazoo

Bird Performer

Ziek the Shiek

Guitar Player

Twirly the Undead Carny

Self

Low Rider Joe

Self

Jessica Nerey

Shiva Miranda

Luke the Alien From Venus

Self

Mangalla

Mighty Mangalla

Cristina Coronado

Dancing Christmas Elf

Bazoo The Kloun

Self

Li Lin

Comedian

Fidge

Self

Neil Hollywood

Self

Vera Lugo

Scaroler #1

Jammie Hampton

Scaroler #2

Chris Beechum

The Kid Komedian

Chris Hannan

The Raven Poet

Kyle Bowen

Scaroler #3

Henry SpaceAge

Alien from the Future

Gregg Haueter

Scaroler #4

Jym DeNatale

Eeegor

José Mojica Marins

Self

So-Low

Break Dancer

Valerie Mamches

Self

Yang Jing

Chinese Acrobat

John Seevers

So-Low

Doug McComb

The Producer

Francis Sullivan

'Bad' Ventriloquist

Tay Takes

Break Dancer

Pam Thai

Comedian

Bok-Tok the Alien

Self.

Autumn McKenzie

Miss Bonnie Delight

Libertad Green

Self - Belly Dancer

Joe Cannizzaro

The Rock-n-Roll Pumpkin

Dee Wallace

Self

Skippy Cracker-Barrel

Leader of the Pilgrims

Ruby Lee

Co-Host

Elvis De-Pressedley

Self

Bobby Blue Balls

Blue's Singer and Guitarist

Kevin Ryder

Self

Weanee Jeanee

Self

Nils Allen Stewart

Self

Suburban Squid Spector

Self

Mil Máscaras

Self

Rafael El Mago

Magician

E.J. Curse

Self

Ignacio Oliveras

Pe Pe Hermano

Captain Fatboy

Self

Vulnavia the Queen of Nails

Self

Hoppy the Spelling Bunny

Self

Kimera the Beatbox

Self

Dancing Dan the Paddle Ball Man

Self

Andrew Duvall

Self

Jeffrey Combs

Self

Nelson Hua

Space Ace Impersonator

Percival Hugg-a-Butt

Pilgrim #2

Drunk Guy

Self

Purple Nurple

Self

Mike Kubo

Zorrr from The Planet Zeptar

Christopher Dennis

Hollywood Superman

Tom 'The Pissed-Off'Turkey

Self

Doctor Zombie

Self

Gene 'Bean' Baxter

Self

Jody the Belly Dancer

Self

Armenian Flute Player

Sam's Uncle

Elf the Transexual

SHimself

Dan Fabiano

Pro-Wrestler

Telechubby

Self

Sharon

Killer The Klown

Yoric the Head

Self

Buford the Red Neck

Self

Naughty Nikki

Sword Dancer

Sam Mann

Self

Smacky the Smart-Ass Hand

Self

Michael Boguslowski

News Anchor

Daniel Roebuck

Self

Gerald L. Maddox

Abraham Lincoln Impersonator

Eggy Eggsucker

Self

Jungle Girl

Female Wrestler

Michael Rayner

Master Juggler

Burrito Bobby

Comedian

Tara Cardinal

Female Wrestler

The King of Kartoons

Self

Miss Metropolis

Self

The Hula-Ho

Self

Scott Nelson

Murrugun the Mystic

Kyra Schon

Self

Dick Miller

Self

Buffy Buffet

Self

Todd Tucker

Self

Ichabod Whitebread

Pilgrim #3

Geek

The Great Gubbrubba, the Glutenious Geek

Fireworks Freddy

Self

East L.A. Cholo

Self

Crocodile Dumdee

Impersonator

Phooey the Clown

Self

Senile Sarah

Comedian

John Martin

Innocent Bystander

Ramon Castillo

Dancing Guy

Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy the Sports Guy

Ian Queen of the Bario

Daily Customer

Armenian Dancer

Sam's Cousin

James Mejias

Aggravated Wrestling Promoter

Hairy Back Larry

Self

Samantha Stripper

North Pole Dancer

Chubby Puppy

Self

Juan Luchaville

Self

Boober Goober

Self

Insecto Circus

Band

Petey the Pervert

Self

Captain Rollie Pollie

Self

Eric the Technological Wizard

Self

David Timmons

Negronaut

Psychotica

Self

Smelly Belly

Self

Sniffles the Pizza Boy

Self

Peeing Ian

Self

Wacky Tabacky

Self

The Wedgie Stalker

Self

Yucky Funky

Self

Froggy

Guitarist

Armondo Creeper

Self

Mr. Pickles

Self

Fanny Farkle

Self

Weird Ral Yankobitch

Self

Rumplestiltskin

Self

The Devo Dancer

Self

Matthew Francis

Bum sleeping in plastic Cabin

Sexy Female Caller

Self

Cheese Burger Chavo

Self

Robert Larravia

Jerky Jim

The Brown Clown

The Brown Clown

Pissy Mouse

Self

Moco Thee Elf

Self

Baby

Cute Girl

Helena

Female Wrestler

Aggravated Caller

Self

Andrew Kvammen

Duke of Doo Dah

Chicken Elvis

Self

Hana Francis

Lt. Uhura

Judith O'Dea

Self

Norm Gidney

Self

Matt Okeyo

Ghost Brotha #3

Darla Dumb-Ass

Self

Chester Mol-Ester

Pilgrim #4

Tom Zarzecki

Count Cat

Halitosis the Clown

Self

The Jamestown Pagans

Band

Adam Carolla

Self

Mark Wenzel

Fair Performer

Rebecca Rogers

The Ballerina

Erl Van Douglas

Strong Man

Kat Sheridan

Ghost of Christmas Future

The Ghost Face Joke Teller

Self

Mae East

Self

Nell Campbell

Self

Teddy Terets

Self

Mordeci Soggybottom

Pilgrim #5

Richard Becker

Doctor Morbious

Jay Tiles

Lightning

Bob Hinton

Self

Racist Caller

Self

A.J. Tarts

Mad Mike Jr.

Riley Brock

Street Magician

Buffy Shuttupbetch

Pilgrim #6

Robert S. Wills

The Cosmic Comedian

Pete the Space Possum

Self

Uncle Fester

Self

Big Tad

Self

Anton Griffin

Self

Homeless Harry

Self

Mariachi Mario

Self

Jeff Tucker

Self

The Burrito Lady

Comedian

Zachariah Raycist

Pilgrim #7

Ray Scist

Self

Captain Gumpy

Self

David Guzman

L.A. Breaker Player

Daredevil Joey

Self

Brad Jangler

Self

Rock and Roll Rudy

Self

White Monkey

Air Guitar Master

Zombie Joe

Self

Dennis the Menace

Self

Armond

Doo Dah Queen 2017

David Reynoso

Grimsby Grimsdyke

Bridget Tong

Comedian

Skippa Da Rappa

Self

Allan Laurano

Master Juggler

Sharky

Self

Lisa May

Traffic Reporter

Little Old Lady

Little Old Lady from Pasadena

Larry Underwood

Self

David Horten

Comedian

Michael Harrington

The Chef

Buddy Watson

Barney

Gwarana the Air Guitarist

Self

Crimson Slipfold

Metal Guitar Master

Jimmy The Dummy

Self

The Great Pumpkin

Self

Niko Rudela

The Croatian Sensation

Old Damage

Singer

Armond Anderson-Bell

Doo Dah Parade 2017 Queen

Susan Nerey

Raven-Wolf Miranda

Pierre Le Phew

The Humor from Vancouver

Cookie The Dog

Cookie The Psychic Dog

Krampus

Self

Crazy Chris

Self

Jacqui

Self

Old Crazy Mary

Dancer

Victoria Price

Self

Sara Karloff

Self

Bela Lugosi Jr.

Self

Yolanda

The Baton Princess

Tim Chizmar

Self

Leroy Patterson

Pedo Phil's Assistant

Trizz

Pedo Phil The Clown

Vinay Sharma

Jihada-Claus

Kiyra Lynn

Self - Co-Host

Alan Maxson

Self

Stephanie Robles

Domino the Dominatrix

Richard Knight

The Kartoon King of Krazytown

Michael L. Kimbrough

Ghetto the Clown

Sam Menestlith

The Armenian Comedian