31 (2008)

Parody - After the headquarters of the Department of Homeworld Security (DHS), Director Smith receives a phone call from the Dungeonmaster, head of the Guygaxians, roll-playing gamer terrorists who in 31 minutes threatens to poison the water supply and turn everyone into gamers; everyone at DHS receive orders, including a suspicious technician. Could there be a mole? Agent Eddie Bauer (Jack's brother) leaps into action along with Agent Jones. After getting lost in the hotel, they reach the honeymoon suite where one of the gamers has been spotted. He refuses to talk, but Eddie threatens to tear up his Black Lotus Magic the Gathering trading card and he cracks. Back at DHS, the suspicious technician overhears Eddie call for backup in Cascade Room 10. Eddie and his agents burst in on the Dungeonmaster and arrest everyone. Smith thanks everyone, including technician Shifty who continues to look extremely suspicious. Back at the raid, thirsty Agent Jones begins to drink the contaminated water. Eddie leaps to stop him but it's too late and Jones dies in his arms. The clock ticks past 12:31.