It's Not the Size That Counts (1974) | Full Cast

Ralph Thomas

DIRECTOR

Leigh Lawson

Percy Edward Anthony

Elke Sommer

Clarissa

Denholm Elliott

Sir Emmanuel Whitbread

Judy Geeson

Dr. Fairweather

Harry H. Corbett

Prime Minister

Vincent Price

Stavos Mammonian

Adrienne Posta

P.C. 217 'Iris'

Julie Ege

Miss Hanson

Barry Humphries

Dr. Anderson

James Booth

Jeffcott

Milo O'Shea

Dr. Klein

Ronald Fraser

Bleeker

Anthony Andrews

Catchpole

Bernard Lee

Barraclough

Madeline Smith

Miss UK

Alan Lake

Derry Hogan

George Coulouris

Prof. Godowski

Jenny Hanley

Miss Teenage Lust

Diane Langton

Maureen Sugden

Carol Hawkins

Maggie

Marika Rivera

Madame Lopez

Penny Irving

Chiquita

Judy Matheson

Maria

Gertan Klauber

Pablo

Michael Barratt

Self

Bernard Falk

Self

T.P. McKenna

London News Editor

Edgar Metcalfe

London Newsman

Anthony Sharp

Judge

Alan Tilvern

General Dodds

Graham Weston

Brian

Minah Bird

Miss America

Marlene Morrow

Miss Australia

Ludmilla Nova

Miss France

Karan David

Miss Israel

Emily Bolton

Miss Thailand

Vikki Richards

Dolores

Lai Ling

ACTOR

Olga Anthony

Whitbread's Assistant

Angus MacKay

Prosecution Counsel

Lewis Alexander

Reporteruncredited

Hyma Beckley

Husband of French Miss Conception Entrantuncredited

Norman Chappell

Valetuncredited

Jeannie Collings

Miss Margateuncredited

Maureen Flanagan

Miss York UK contestantuncredited

Jimmy Gardner

Clerk of Courtuncredited

Aidan Harrington

Miss Conception Judgeuncredited

Victor Harrington

Miss Conception Officialuncredited

George Hilsdon

Fiat Driver at Petrol Stationuncredited

Roy Lansford

Security Team Memberuncredited

Aileen Lewis

Reporteruncredited

André Maranne

French Newsreaderuncredited

Paul Maxwell

UN Delegateuncredited

Marianne Morris

Miss Buxtonuncredited

Monika Ringwald

Miss Hoveuncredited

Ina Skriver

Miss Ulla Bergsrömuncredited

Byron Sotiris

Court Observeruncredited

Guy Standeven

Defence Barristeruncredited

Marianne Stone

Reporteruncredited