Director
Lloyd Kaufman
DIRECTOR
Stars (in credits order)
Jane Jensen
Juliet Capulet
Will Keenan
Tromeo Que
Valentine Miele
Murray Martini
William Beckwith
Cappy Capulet
Steve Gibbons
London Arbuckle
Sean Gunn
Sammy Capulet
Debbie Rochon
Ness
Lemmy
The Narrator
Stephen Blackehart
Benny Que
Flip Brown
Father Lawrence
Patrick Connor
Tyrone Capulet
Earl McKoy
Monty Que
Gene Terinoni
Detective Ernie Scalus
Wendy Adams
Ingrid Capulet
Tamara Marie Watson
Georgie Capulet
Antonia Lurie
Brittany
Jacqueline Tavarez
Rosy
Steve Loniewski
Harry
John Fiske
Vic
Garon Peterson
Fu Chang
Tiffany Shepis
Peter
Joe Fleishaker
1-900 Hunk
Peter James Kelsch
Bluto Fitzgibbon
Manon Kelley
CD Rom Woman
Joseph Anthony
Fabio - Penis Monster Guy
Caroline Smith
Pauline
Steve Roberts
Fellow with Disgusting Larva
Liz Ip
Girl in Opium Den
James Gunn
Found a Peanut Father
Kathleen Warner Yeates
Found a Peanut Mother
Brian Stefanovic
Found a Peanut Kid
Marko Stefanovic
Found His Penis - After Much Searching
Marc Manfro
Cop
Craig Adams
Guy Who Says It Will Take Him Only Two Minutes to Have Sex
Charis Michelsen
Person of the Female Persuasion with Very Good Hearing
Merle Allin
Biker Dude
Neil Ruddy
Nice Man Hit by Car!!!
Lauren Danielle Gold
Cissy
Karl Unger Jr.
Carl
Ralph Villela
Guy Who Says 'You got to work hard to get ahead in life' and Then Looks at the Camera
Lisbeth Kaufman
Mutant Kid
Charlotte Kaufman
Evan Roberts
Boy Dancing in Field with Father Lawrence
Giovanni Giaconi
Giovanni
Brian McCarey
Guy Who Got Pissed Off Sitting Around to Do a Nude Scene All Day and then We Cut Him Out of the Film
Wesley Walker
Dog Wearing Visor
David Bertolino
Guy Spitting Water
Brian Fox
Bill Shakespeare
Bruce Alexander
Punk Rock Dancer(uncredited)
Dancing Punk(uncredited)
Jason Green
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.(uncredited)
Ami James
Man Outside Axis Body Piercing(uncredited)
Ron Jeremy
Tromaville Citizen(uncredited)
John Jesse
Thorn (Band)(uncredited)
Roy Mayorga
Purple Pam Shelby
Slut(uncredited)