Wish You Were Dead (2001)

Embarrassing erection. Woman tells her son that vaginas have teeth and would bite off his penis. Bikini wax. Fellacio. Sex on kitchen table. No explicit nudity. All sexual content played for comedy only.

Female assassin shoots and kills for hire. Protagonist shoots one man in the back with some bloody gore seen. Most murders happen off screen. All violence played for comedic effect.

Cocaine use is seen. Some tobacco smoking. Social alcohol consumption, with one scene showing drunkenness.