The Alternative Miss World (1980) | Full Cast

Richard Gayer

DIRECTOR

Andrew Logan

Self - Your Host + Hostess

Divine

Self - Guest of Honour

Luciana Martínez

Self - The Scintillating Secretary

Sophie Parkin

Self - Miss Wildlife

Nigel Adey

Self - Miss Wolverhampton Municipal Baths

Richard De Velasco

Self - Miss Peru

John Thomas

Self - Miss Little Egypt

Rosemary Gibb

Self - Miss Piss

Rebecca du Pont de Bie

Self - Miss Cherry Cocktail

Jenny Runacre

Miss Slightly Misanthropic

Stevie Hughes

Self - Miss Linda Carriage

James Birch

Self - Miss Consumer Products

Sarah Parkin

Self - Miss Marilyn

Gerlinde Kostiff

Self - Miss Proposition 13

Joan de Vere Hunt

Self - Miss Moonshine

Jill Bruce

Self - Miss Earth

John Maybury

Self - Miss Winscale Nuclear Reactor

Emma Harrison

Self - Miss Snow White

William Waldron

Self - Miss Cruella Cardinale

Janet Slee

Self - Mishandled

John Hopwood

Self - Mishandled's Assistant

Stephen Holt

Self - Miss Bronx

Bob Anthony

Self - Queen

Maurice of Modern Art

Self - Queen

Bobby Claridge

Self - Queen

Lynn O'Liam

Self - Queen

Joan Bakewell

Self - Judge

Lionel Bart

Self - Judge

Duggie Fields

Self - Judge

Michael Fish

Self - Judge

Ulla Larson-Styles

Self - Judge

Molly Parkin

Self - Judge

Jasia Reichardt

Self - Judge

Zandra Rhodes

Self - Judge

Eric Roberts

Self - Judge

Michael White

Self - Judge

Yvette and the Outdoor Girls

Themselves - Cabaret Artiste

Yvonne Gold

Self - Cabaret Artiste

Bette Bright

Self - Cabaret Artiste

Judy Dewsbury

Self - Cabaret Artiste

Nick Dewsbury

Self - Cabaret Artiste

Melanie Habefield

Self - Cabaret Artiste

Ted Walters

Self - Cabaret Artiste

Willie Walters

Self - Cabaret Artiste

Esme Young

Self - Cabaret Artiste

Hermine Demoriane

Self - Cabaret Artiste

John Taylor

Self - Cabaret Artiste

Francis Lynn

Self - Chat

Peter Logan

ACTOR

Kevin Whitney

ACTOR

Nell Campbell

Self - Title Song Performeruncredited

Christopher Malcolm

Selfuncredited