A filmed record of the 1978 "Alternative Miss World" beauty pageant held in a circus tent on Clapham Common in South London.
Richard Gayer
Director
Andrew Logan
Self - Your Host + Hostess
Divine
Self - Guest of Honour
Luciana Martínez
Self - The Scintillating Secretary
Sophie Parkin
Self - Miss Wildlife
Nigel Adey
Self - Miss Wolverhampton Municipal Baths