The Love Guru (2008) | Full Cast

Marco Schnabel

DIRECTOR

Mike Myers

Guru Pitka

Jessica Alba

Jane Bullard

Romany Malco

Darren Roanoke

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

Ye

Kanye West

Deepak Chopra

Deepak Chopra

Rob Blake

Rob Blake

Justin Timberlake

Jacques Grande

Verne Troyer

Coach Punch Cherkov

Meagan Good

Prudence Roanoke

Manu Narayan

Rajneesh

John Oliver

Dick Pants

Stephen Colbert

Jay Kell

Jim Gaffigan

Trent Lueders

Ben Kingsley

Guru Tugginmypudha

Omid Djalili

Guru Satchabigknoba

Telma Hopkins

Lillian Roanoke

Daniel Tosh

Cowboy Hat

Rob Huebel

Frat Guy

Maris Croatto

Dancer

Rob Gfroerer

Sickly Nerd

Robert Cohen

Nerd

Linda Kash

Female Reporter

Bob Bainborough

Assistant Coach

Gotham Chopra

Deepak Early 20's

Suresh John

Indian Man

Trevor Heins

Young Pitka

Jaan Padda

Young Deepak

Seán Cullen

Referee

Mike 'Nug' Nahrgang

Angry Fan

Matt Baram

EMT

Boyd Banks

EMT

Samantha Bee

Cinnabon Cashier

Garry Robbins

Biker

Peter Schoelier

Uncle Jack

Ben Gans

Goal Post Judge

Taylor Flood

11-Year-Old Girl

Alexia Filippeos

11-Year-Old Girl

Shakti Kupil

Sanjay

Graham Gordy

DJ

Michelle Marshall

Oprah Winfrey (voice)

Jahlani Bishop

Children's Church Choir

Jahmal Daniel

Children's Church Choir

Helen Semmunigus

Children's Church Choir

Donna Ellis

Children's Church Choir

Jazmine Jeffrey

Children's Church Choir

Danielle Johnson

Children's Church Choir

Carlisa Lewis

Children's Church Choir

Elyssa Marshall

Children's Church Choir

Jamila Mason

Children's Church Choir

Nathaniel Robinson

Children's Church Choir

Adisa Liburd

Children's Church Choir

Daniel Skeete

Children's Church Choir

Tierra McRae-Spence

Children's Church Choir

Kadesha Webb

Children's Church Choir

Clarice Gillard

Children's Church Choir

Raemiah Dorrington

Children's Church Choir

Zoia Davis

Children's Church Choir

Ashton Williams

Children's Church Choir

Tyra Jones-Hurst

Children's Church Choir

Knikole Frans

Children's Church Choir

Sabrina Morris

Children's Church Choir

Nadine Muir

Children's Church Choir

Alpha Kayondo

Children's Church Choir

Tracey Soman

Children's Church Choir

Larissa Abrams-Ogg

Children's Church Choir

Zachary Jones-Hurst

Children's Church Choir

Madhumita Sen

Group Dancer

Krystal Kiran

Group Dancer

Uppekha Jain

Group Dancer

Dani Jazzar

Group Dancer

Frank Bishun

Group Dancer

Karun Pathak

Group Dancer

Sachin Bhatt

Group Dancer

Prosenjit Kundu

Group Dancer

Robert Halley

Group Dancer

Sharat Chawla

Group Dancer

Namita Kapoor

Group Dancer

Shereen Ladha

Group Dancer

Nazneen Irani

Group Dancer

Hetal Patel

Group Dancer

Sharona D'Ornellas

Group Dancer

Andre Anthony

Singer (uncredited)

Susana Baker

Flight Attendant (uncredited)

Jessica Barrow

Puck Bunny (uncredited)

Ferdelle Lauren Capistrano

Airport Girl (uncredited)

Jasmine Chase

Puck Bunny (uncredited)

Rick Cordeiro

Toronto Maple Leafs Hockey Fan (uncredited)

Zsuzsanna Cseh

Hot Girl in Bar (uncredited)

Wayne Curnew

Bar Thug (uncredited)

Sima Fisher

Puck Bunny (uncredited)

Good Fridae

Hockey fan in yellow shirt (uncredited)

Christopher Giroux

Toronto Hockey Fan (uncredited)

Sharlene Grover

Persian Beauty (uncredited)

Sepideh Haftgoli

Persian Beauty (uncredited)

Mariska Hargitay

Mariska Hargitay (uncredited)

Miranda Jade

Puck Bunny (uncredited)

Julia Jalinskaia

Curious Bar Girl (uncredited)

Paul Jene

Hockey Player (uncredited)

Kashif Khan

Drama Student (uncredited)

Val Kilmer

Val Kilmer (uncredited)

Dave Kiner

Chanting Follower (uncredited)

Brian Kobayakawa

Bar fight bass player (uncredited)

Laura Landauer

Celine Dion (uncredited)

Laurel Morgan

Group Singer (uncredited)

Mishael Morgan

Groupie (uncredited)

Bob Probert

Hockey Player (uncredited)

Jessica Rotter

Persian Beauty (uncredited)

Keith P. Scott

Security Guard (uncredited)

Christopher Seivright

LA Kings Trainer (uncredited)

Brooke Stone

Dancer (uncredited)

Lee Tergesen

Roadie (uncredited)

Gregory Terlecki

Ashram guide (uncredited)

Dakota Thompson

Extra (uncredited)

Chris Van Vliet

Party Goer (uncredited)

Neil Whitely

LA Kings Trainer (uncredited)