You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) | Full Cast

Dennis Dugan

DIRECTOR

Adam Sandler

Zohan

John Turturro

Phantom

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Dalia

Nick Swardson

Michael

Lainie Kazan

Gail

Ido Mosseri

Oori

Rob Schneider

Salim

Dave Matthews

James

Michael Buffer

Walbridge

Charlotte Rae

Mrs. Greenhouse

Sayed Badreya

Hamdi

Daoud Heidami

Nasi

Kevin Nealon

Kevin

Robert Smigel

Yosi

Dina Doron

Zohan's Mother

Shelley Berman

Zohan's Father

Chris Rock

Taxi Driver

Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey

John McEnroe

John McEnroe

George Takei

George Takei

Bruce Vilanch

Bruce Vilanch

John Paul DeJoria

Paul Mitchell

Alec Mapa

Claude

Ahmed Ahmed

Waleed

Ben Wise

Yitzhak

John Farley

Tom

Yossi Marshek

Pinchas

Guri Weinberg

Aharon

Danny A. Abeckaser

Ze'ev

Ido Mor

Hassan

Mousa Hussein Kraish

Bashir

Roni Levy

Ephraim

Reuven Bar-Yotam

Levi

Barry Livingston

Gray Kleibolt

Rick Gifford

Philip

Daniel Browning Smith

Real Estate Agent

Tyler Spindel

Doorman

Julia Lea Wolov

Mariah's Assistant

Dana Goodman

Mariah's Assistant

Todd Holland

Fred

Kevin Grady

Coleman

Bobby Tisdale

Skizzy

Herzl Tobey

Commander

Ori Pfeffer

Second Commander

Alex Luria

Koby

Guy Oseary

Avi

Yinon Sapir

Danny

Donna Feldman

Michal

Yamit Sol

Dorit

Naama Nativ

Sara

Dennis Dugan

Homeless Guy

Gerry Del Sol

Exploded Shop Owner

Shulie Cowen

Debbie

Maysoon Zayid

Nadira

Helen Siff

Mrs. Skitzer

Betty Murphy

Mrs. Haynes

Cynthia Frost

Mrs. Paulson

Anna Berger

Older Lady in Salon

Susan Grace

Older Lady in Salon

Bunny Levine

Older Lady in Salon

Norma Michaels

Older Lady in Salon

Marjorie Loomis

Older Lady in Salon

Carol Schlanger

Older Lady in Salon

Edith S. Wolfrey

Older Lady in Salon

Phoebe Dorin

Older Lady in Salon

Lina So

Hip Salon Receptionist

Eloise DeJoria

Blonde at Salon

Vanessa Long

Catty Hairdresser

Donielle Artese

African American Salon Owner

Adria Tennor

Kids' Salon Owner

Blake Bertrand

Little Boy

Sidney Ganis

Doctor

Laurie Meghan Phelps

Plus Size Girl at Disco

Kenneth Greenaway

DJ

Constance Barron

First Woman in Cab

Kristen Lowman

First Woman in Cab

Penelope Windust

Second Woman in Cab

Kathleen Noone

Second Woman in Cab

Christopher Innvar

Angry Tall Driver

Ray Garvey

Truck Driver

Barbara Ann Davison

Dog Owner

Eric Lamonsoff

Hamdi's Passenger

Connor Wiles

Boy Customer

Jennifer De Minco

Arguing Female Customer

Nicole Bennett

Walbridge's Girlfriend

Edmund Lyndeck

Pharmacist

Lily Javaherpour

Inaz

Kristina Haddad

Hamdi's Wife (voice)

Larry Marko

Phantom's Trainer

Anne Marie Howard

Reporter

Veerta Motiani

Beach Girl

Billy Concha

Kayaker

Marco Khan

Terrorist with Hand

Sam Sagheb

Disco Merchant

Latif Marotti

Disco Merchant

Christian Reeve

Disco Merchant

Aesop Aquarian

Rabbi (uncredited)

Michelle Arenal

Girl on Zohan's Shoulders (uncredited)

Jordan Ashbrook

Hot Girl in Club (uncredited)

Moran Atias

Eti (uncredited)

Ashley Ausburn

Girl at Mall (uncredited)

Barbara Jean Barrielle

Cheerleader (uncredited)

Mike Basone

Israeli Fan (uncredited)

Mike Batayeh

Fry Cook (uncredited)

Robert Benny

Autograph Seeker #1 (uncredited)

Bart Blackburn

Israeli Hacky Sack Coach (uncredited)

Denise Bradley

Hacky Sack Enthusiast (uncredited)

Guile Branco

Israeli Soldier (uncredited)

Lamar Brown

Businessman (uncredited)

Melanie Bulujian

Israeli Dancer (uncredited)

Monica Cabral

Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl (uncredited)

Kevin Cannon

Times Square Crazy Man (uncredited)

Ella Christopher

Phantom's Wife (uncredited)

Nick Clark

Nick (uncredited)

Cher Cosenza

Ribbon Cutting Girl (uncredited)

Rossie Cottrell

Phantom's Wife (uncredited)

Tom Coughlin

City Goer (uncredited)

John Dardenne

Israeli Hacky Sack Fan (uncredited)

Joseph DeLuca

Hot Dog Vendor (uncredited)

Kendall Draughn

Picnic Girl (uncredited)

John Duerler

Electronic Store Customer (uncredited)

Marshall Factora

Airline Terminal Passenger (uncredited)

John Farrer

Priest (uncredited)

Eric Feliciano

Israeli Fan (uncredited)

Ian Fisher

Disco Merchant (uncredited)

Anna Florence

Phantom's Wife (uncredited)

Maite Garcia

Phantom's Wife (uncredited)

Leslie Garza

Disco Hip Girl (uncredited)

Jessica Mei Gershen

Girl in Club (uncredited)

Nikki Giavasis

Waitress (uncredited)

Ronald E. Giles

Commuter (uncredited)

Sharlene Grover

Israeli Soldier (uncredited)

Sepideh Haftgoli

Israeli Soldier (uncredited)

Betsy Hammer

Beauty Salon Client (uncredited)

Zahra Heydari

Dalohan Receptionist (uncredited)

Seth Howard

Party Guy (uncredited)

Kevin James

Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge (uncredited)

Paul Jeans

Hotel Manager (uncredited)

Dave Johnson

Spectator (uncredited)

Todd Justin

Night Club Bouncer (uncredited)

Sam Kalidi

Amir - Bearded Man (uncredited)

Sona Karia

Reporter (uncredited)

Samantha Kelly

Go Go Dancer (uncredited)

Rock Kohli

Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech (uncredited)

Mark Kubr

Criminal #3 (uncredited)

Timothy Dean Lee

Shocked Businessman (uncredited)

Paula Lemes

Go Go Dancer (uncredited)

Bernadette Lords

Business Woman (uncredited)

Anthony Martins

Arab #3 (uncredited)

Roni Meron

Hot Girl (uncredited)

Nicole Montano

Cheerleader (uncredited)

Rachel Mower

Girl in Park (uncredited)

Rachael Murphy

Girl in Club (uncredited)

Bibiana Navas

Phantom's Wife (uncredited)

Christina Neferis

Hacky Sack Fan (uncredited)

Adam Ohl

Street Merchant (uncredited)

Dianne Perry

Phantom's Wife (uncredited)

John Radcliff

Redneck Posse Man #2 (uncredited)

Klavdia Ramnareine

The Hot Chick (uncredited)

Deborah Rombaut

Snooty French girl at the club (uncredited)

Sandra Rosko

Middle Eastern Girl (uncredited)

Jackie Sandler

Mom in line for Goat Ride (uncredited)

Sadie Sandler

Girl riding on goat (uncredited)

Eli Santana

Hacky Sack Spectator (uncredited)

Rob Shapiro

Scorekeeper (uncredited)

Mikael Sharafyan

Fan in the crowd (uncredited)

Jhennah Sinclaire

Dancer (uncredited)

Terrie Snell

Woman in Beauty Shop (uncredited)

Chris Spinelli

Angry Palestinian (uncredited)

Arne Starr

Israeli Weapons Trainer (uncredited)

Riley Thomas Stewart

Little Boy #2 (uncredited)

Lee Stickler

Israeli Soldier (uncredited)

Sarah Stringer

Party Goer (uncredited)

Christa Texeira

Ruth (uncredited)

Keana Texeira

Rock-Throwing Girl (uncredited)

Seth Texeira

Zeb (uncredited)

Sophie Texeira

Alena (uncredited)

Ryan Phillip Thomas

Angry Palestinian (uncredited)

Gina Tleel

Shopper (uncredited)

Uzimann

Cafe Customer (uncredited)

Kevin Van Doorslaer

Israeli Soldier (uncredited)

Dave Vij

Disco-Tech (uncredited)

Holly Weber

Girlfriend (uncredited)

Molly Weiner

Salon Patron (uncredited)

Joe Van Wie

Hotdog Patron (uncredited)

Derrick Williams

East Villager (uncredited)

Henry Winkler

Limousine Passenger (uncredited)

Mark Winn

News Cameraman (uncredited)

Saye Yabandeh

Girlfriend (uncredited)

Julius Zagon

Ukrossi (uncredited)

David Zahedian

Phantom's Best Friend (uncredited)

Maria Zambrana

Taxi Cab Patron (uncredited)