Street Team Massacre (2007) | Full Cast

Adam Deyoe

DIRECTOR

Eric Gosselin

DIRECTOR

Tim Allen

Santa

Diana Arone

Girl at beach

Michael Boland

Hick with Yellow Sweater

Greg Brennan

Hick that eats the keys and then gets shot by the river

Josh Briggs

Hick with Beard and Buttcrack

Rachel Castillo

Sarah

Adam Deyoe

Guy at beach

Lady Dwenivere

Poochie

Casey Dzierlenga

Meg - Sloppy Poppy's Wife

Laura Glascott

Francine

Eric Gosselin

Erock

James Griffin

Hick with inexplicably long unibrow

James Hall

Estaban

George Hardy

Edwin 'Edward' R. Gophercum

Jeb Heil

T-Bone

Aaron Iddings

Hick that eats James' guts

Kahlah Jones

Little girl

Marques Jones

Father

Monica Katzenell

Other hick who gets shot running towards outhouse

Lloyd Kaufman

Lewis Dickinson

Eric Kench

Eco-Elixor Training Guy

Kester Krueger

Car Stealing Hick

Gertrude Lamerod

Jessica

Chris Lutz

Hick who gets shot running towards outhouse

Christina Lutz

Lady hick that gets stuffed down toilet

Adam Malamut

Brock

Jim Martin

James

Ryan Martin

Pedophile Hick

Craig Massie

Hick with Straw Hat

Thaddeus McFartstien

Thaddeus McFartstien

John McPhee

Stanley Wipplethorp

Allen Nalasco

Doctor 2

Dave Paige

Mr. Mittman

Dawn Persson

Hick That Smashes Car Window

Sierra Pettengill

Hick That Falls from Balcony

Roddy Piper

Roddy

Meghan Pochebit

Doctor 1

Jon Recher

Doctor 3

Thom Sigsby

Sam

Christopher Sousa

Guy at college

Oscar Spear

Lord Buckley

Thomas Adrian Villalobos

Tommy Guns

Rob Wilson

Non-Descript Hick

Noah Wolf

Sloppy Poppy

Andrew Yoon

Hick with Green Sweatshirt