Cedric & Hope (2012)

In a luscious field somewhere in the English countryside lies Cedric - spotting clouds with his beautiful but dim princess girlfriend Faith. All appears to be perfect with the world until she decides it's time to dump him for the prospect of some battle-hardened knights. As he struggles to get over his break-up he befriends Hope and together they get caught up in a scheme to bring soap back from the holy crusades under the guise of war. Before he knows it he has a chance to become a battle-hardened knight and win back Faith, but is that what he really wants?