Truckstop Bloodsuckers (2012)

Truckstop Bloodsuckers is a vampire comedy about JEANINE, a neurotic clean freak and reformed vampire working as a waitress at Little Hope Diner with her rebellious newborn vampire KOLBY, who struggles to suppress her killer instincts. Enchanted by the homespun simplicity of a small town and by the handsome highway patrol officer DAN, Jeanine clings to the appearance of perfection and normalcy as the orders (and bodies) pile up around her. All hell breaks loose when Jeanine is discovered disposing her freshly-bled boss in the dumpster by CLIFF, a small time drug dealer obsessed with self-help seminars, motivational principles and the universal laws of 'Wishitude' (if you wish it, it will come). Believing Jeanine's supernatural powers to be the key to his continued success, Cliff demands immortality or he'll expose her true identity and hold the diner hostage. As dawn approaches, Jeanine has to put down the Purell and use her supernatural powers to show Cliff and his gang just how messy life can get. Truckstop Bloodsuckers is a seriously tasty comedy, where the killers are the good guys, and some jobs suck more than others.