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Lloyd Kaufman

DIRECTOR

Asta Paredes

Chrissy Goldberg

Catherine Corcoran

Lauren

Vito Trigo

Leonardo

Clay von Carlowitz

Eugene 'The Machine' McCormack

Zac Amico

Zack

Mike Baez

Donatello

Tara E. Miller

Rachel Ruysch

Lemmy

The President

Michael C. Schmahl

Worker #1

Jeff Lasky

Worker #2

Jess Mills

Taco (and ear) Eater

Lloyd Kaufman

Lee Harvey Herzkauf

Babette Bombshell

Principal Westly

John Renna

Concerned Factory Worker

Ashley A. Chris

Anti-Purity Girl

Stefan Dezil

Slater

Rick Collins

Ron Simms

John Migliore

Lauren's Chauffer

Gabriela Fuhr

Kelly

Casey Clapp

Beautiful Boy

Kelsey Lehman

Beautiful Girl

Arlowe Price

Jiggles the Juggalo

Debbie Rochon

Coach Kotter

Greg Hinaman

Blind Security Guard

Caleb Emerson

Peanutch (Metal Detector Guard)

Bjarni Gautur

Scrätch

William Dreyer

Arnold, Asst. to Mr. Herzkauf

Dan Snow

Cigar Face

David Hook

Janitor

Mark Quinnette

Michelangelo

Reiki Tsuno

Rembrandt

Jim Sheppard

Raphael

Brenda Rickert

Aunt Bee

Lisa Peterson

Miss Adeline Crabtree

Ron Mackay

Coach Sandusky

Lizz Cole

Shower Gyno American #1

Louise Corbett

Shower Gyno American #2

Megan Dewey

Shower Gyno American #3

Lara Goetzl

Shower Gyno American #4

Chelsea Holland

Shower Gyno American #5

Brittany Stolz

Shower Gyno American #6

Jessica Taylor

Shower Gyno American #7

Tatiana Zavala

Shower Gyno American #8

Lauren Sylvester

Eugene's Tranny Friend

Tyler Bradberry

Naked Shower Boy #1

Aaron Hamel

Naked Shower Boy #2

John M. Landis

Naked Shower Boy #3

Justin Morales

Naked Shower Boy #4

Brian Cheverie

Father Sandusky

Collette Mclafferty

Roller Girl

Adam P. Murphy

Mr. Chips

Alex Gordon

Terrance Horowitz

Stuart Kiczek

Hurley

Erika Frase

Tromaville High Cheerleader

Sam Qualiana

Bully

Nick Chason

Uterus Suggestor

Martin Sokol

Justin Bieber Fan

Zack Sokol

Justin Bieber's Nephew

Paul Janik

One Direction Fan

Genevieve Fahey

Dido #1

Megan Klein

Dido #2

Scud Lightning

Radical Dude

Anna Gabriella Olson

Miss Bliss

Justin A. Martell

Barry Jennings

Sarah Nowak

Student Harassed by Blind Security Guard

Colin Reboy

Glee Club Fan

Ashley Roachclip

Heavenly Creature

Gabriel Friedman

It's a Miracle!

Mark Neveldine

Kabukicar Passenger

Merrie Swain

Kabukicar Passenger

Smokey Miles

Count Smokula

Kalba

Crabtree's Dog

Judah Friedlander

The World Champion

Crystal Chau

Purity Day Student

Natalie Hope R.

Hot Gothic Gyno

Mike Zohn

Self

Evan Michelson

Self

Tal Kissos

Doctor Doovall

Mark Finch

Dead Patient

Sherri Lyn Litz

Hot Nurse

Patrick Klouman

Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.

Josh Potter

Jock

Julian Walker

Knuckles Jr.

Lisbeth Kaufman

Shot Taker #1

Charlotte Kaufman

Shot Taker #2

Kyle Rappaport

Dancing Boy

Nicole Jean Rode

RapeDoor

Ron Q. Rudlong

Rapedoor

Jacob Sweet

RapeDoor

Odi Kacijancic

RapeDoor

T.J. Smith

American Chicken Bunker Cretin

Mike Patenaude

Head Smash Cretin

Ken Cosentino

Ricky Retardo

Robert Prichard

Cop #1

Glenn Lasky

Cop #2

Eric Sanders

Self

Fernando Alle

Heart Rip Cretin

Lisa Gaye

Professor Holt

Leesa Rowland

Victoria

Brick Bronsky

Dick Smith

Jamie Greco

Nipples Jr.

Liam Regan

Looks Like A Dick

Mark Mendola

Teacher

Enya Patterson

Baby Gonzo

William Smyers

Tromaville High School Security Guard

Rob Gabriele

Cretin

Baird Hageman

Tristan

A.J. Jordan

Tromaville Citizen

Katie Weremblewski

Tromaville Citizen

Alex Aronson

Jockuncredited

Ethan Blum

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Janelle Brady

Chrissyuncredited,archiveFootage

Gil Brenton

Warrenuncredited,archiveFootage

Jennifer Brown

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Rachel Castelonia

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Scotty Catuzza

Factory Workeruncredited

Matt Desiderio

Thuguncredited

Brandon Devine

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Seager Dixon

Cretin sprayed with Milkuncredited

Andrew Elias

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Sheri Fairchild

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Ed Gage

Tromaville High Studentuncredited

Marcus Ganci-Rotella

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Nicholas Gilmer

High School Studentuncredited

Heather Grimmer

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Chris Gullo

Party Goeruncredited

Michael Hawerbier

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Samantha Hoy

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Angel Izard

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Patricia Kaufman

Tromaville High Teacheruncredited

Kayla Lanzalaco

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Stan Lee

Narratoruncredited

Scott Leffler

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

David Marancik

Bisexual Jockuncredited

Paul McGinnis

Tromaville High Teacheruncredited

Kevin J. Medlin

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Michelle Meer

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Joseph Mellesh

Factory Workeruncredited

Dominic Mendez

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Nick Mendola

Tromaville High Studentuncredited

Jack Mulvanerty

Party Goeruncredited

James Murphy Jr.

Studentuncredited

Karl Myles

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Joe Narode

Joey Musclesuncredited

Frank Nicosia

Cretin armyuncredited

Michael O'Hear

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Mick O'Keefe

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Mark Parker

Band Geekuncredited

Rhonda Parker

Punkuncredited

Matt Patterson

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Kellen Pembleton

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Joseph Reboy

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Ivana Ruegg

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Nicholas Ruggiero

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Jacob Smaczniak

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Myron Smith

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Leanne Smyers-Downey

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Jeff Soster

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Lari Teräs

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Nicole Uhle

Tromaville Citizenuncredited

Michael Zsiros

Tromaville Citizenuncredited