Director
Seth MacFarlane
DIRECTOR
Stars (in credits order)
Mark Wahlberg
John
Ted(voice)
Amanda Seyfried
Samantha
Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn
Giovanni Ribisi
Donny
Morgan Freeman
Patrick Meighan
Sam J. Jones
Sam Jones
Patrick Warburton
Guy
Michael Dorn
Rick
Bill Smitrovich
Frank
John Slattery
Shep Wild
Cocoa Brown
Joy
John Carroll Lynch
Tom Jessup
Ron Canada
Judge
Liam Neeson
Customer
Dennis Haysbert
Fertility Doctor
Patrick Stewart
Narrator(voice)
Tom Brady
Jay Leno
Jimmy Kimmel
Kate McKinnon
Bobby Moynihan
Taran Killam
Sebastian Arcelus
Dr. Ed Danzer
Jay Patterson
Karl Jackson
Steve Callaghan
Comic
Nana Visitor
Adoption Agent
Maggie Geha
Female Nurse
Jessica Szohr
Allison
Craig Ricci Shaynak
Blind Guy
Lexi Atkins
Waitress
Jack Knight
Todd Kidder
Lauren Sanchez
Boston Newscaster
William Xifaras
Boston Neighbor
Altina Lester
Portuguese Neighbor
Curtis Stigers
Wedding Singer
Julius Sharpe
NYC Doctor
Liz Morgan
NYC Nurse
Alec Sulkin
Obi-Wan
Ralph Garman
Stormtrooper
Michael Steven Costello
Jury Foreman
Vanessa Vander Pluym
Juror
J. Mark Donaldson
Frank Lloyd
Bart A. Piscitello Jr.
Bailiff
Becki Dennis
Receptionist
Robert Holfelder
Band Leader
Michael Trisler
Cyclist
Ryan Hanna
Jogger
Kate Gustafson
Hasbro CEO Assistant
David Goldman
Pundit
Ted Jessup
Ronobir Lahiri
Barry Ratcliffe
Chris Regan
Nefetari Spencer
Jeffrey Stubblefield
Wellesley Wild
Lenny Clarke
Cop (Boston PD)
Chris Neville
Rachael MacFarlane
Meighan Assistant
Christy Scott Cashman
Reporter
Joseph J. Micucci
Nerd (Wedgie)
Josiah Blount
Comic Con Fan
Johnny Alves
Security Guard
Silvio Cuadra
Dustin Ybarra
Borg
Matthew J. Walters
Hellboy
Aaron Zell
Vendor
Scott Wahle
Film Executive
John Viener
Police Dispatcher
Kate B. O'Brien
Diner Waitress
Billy Concha
Bachelor Party Guest
Andrew Torres
Jump Rope Guy
Luke Adams
Wedding Announcer
Tara Strong
Ted Toy(voice)
Tiffany
Brittany O'Connor
Cake Girl
Rose Wakesho
Comic Con Attendee
Kellie Aiken
Lucille Brooks - Patient in Clinic(uncredited)
Ahmed al-Gendy
City Hall Photographer(uncredited)
Giovanni Alabiso
Newspaper Photographer(uncredited)
James Alonardo
Courtroom Guy(uncredited)
Stanis Krista Ames
Courthouse Spectator(uncredited)
Jennifer Anderson
Little Bo Creep(uncredited)
Andreas Arristos
Security Guard(uncredited)
Jacqueline Astbury
Diner patron(uncredited)
Diana Atai
Comic Con Attendee(uncredited)
Joseph Aviel
Courtroom Observer(uncredited)
Sophia Bakas
Kt Baldassaro
Wedding Guest(uncredited)
Danny Barba
Commicon Attendee(uncredited)
Laura Barrett Larkins
Booth Girl(uncredited)
Shahira Barry
Black Super Hero Girl(uncredited)
Kyle Barton
Clara Becka
Tina Belcher Magician's Assistant(uncredited)
Brando Benetton
Tom Berklund
Dancer(uncredited)
Joshua W. Beasley
Comic Con Guest(uncredited)
Steve Bertorelli
Vincent M. Biscione
Ted's Court Gallery(uncredited)
Nita Boman
Comic Con Girl(uncredited)
Ronald Boone
Yacht Guest(uncredited)
David Boston
Bill Bouris
Attendent(uncredited)
D. Patrick Bowles
Bachelor(uncredited)
Jim Boyd
Roger Brenner
NYC Jewish Pedestrian(uncredited)
Eliane Brick
Court House Specator(uncredited)
Del Brown
Jodie Brunelle
Ted Supporter(uncredited)
Lorna j Brunelle
Deanna Buonomo
Mark Burzenski
José Báez
New York Comic Con Member(uncredited)
Philip Casnoff
Playstation Owner(uncredited)
Bryan Casserly
Star Wars Cantina(uncredited)
Herbert Centeno
Julio Cesar
Dominic Chaiduang
Cindera Che
Chia Chen
Dustin Christenson
Attendee(uncredited)
Jason Chu
Soda Nerd(uncredited)
Leonel Claude
Comic Con Security Guard(uncredited)
Danny Connelly
Library Patron(uncredited)
Lexie Contursi
Piano(uncredited)
Guy Cooper
Reporter(uncredited)
Jeffrey Corazzini
Attorney(uncredited)
Stevie Costa
Chassidy Cox
Vincent Cucuzza
John Curcio
Comic Con Attendant(uncredited)
Rick L. Dean
Joseph Aaron Delgado
Nerdy Comic Con Attendee(uncredited)
Steven Dougherty
Press Reporter(uncredited)
Jordanna Drazin
Teenage Girl(uncredited)
Frank Durant
Pedestrian(uncredited)
Tommy Jay Dwyer
StarWars Fan(uncredited)
Warren Dycus
Michael Eauslin
Tyler Rae Edwards
Supporting(uncredited)
Hayley Erbert
Elvis Dino Esquivel
Steven Fallas
Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon(uncredited)
Kelsey Farrar
Comic-Con Miss America(uncredited)
Brian Patrick Farrell
Fan #1(uncredited)
Erica Ficklin
Keith Fluker
Michelle Fonseca
Stacey Forbes
Waiter(uncredited)
John Franchi
Bar Patron(uncredited)
Reshma Gajjar
Comic Con Miss India(uncredited)
Isaac Gallego
Goku(uncredited)
Aldo I. Gallinar
Sergio Garcia
Connor Garelick
Thor(uncredited)
Susan Garfield
Woman at Diner(uncredited)
Cody Gari
Sergio Gava
Sharon J. Geyer
John Gigliotti
Phyllis A. Gordon
Tom Granger
Courtroom Onlooker(uncredited)
Karl carlo Green
Wedding(uncredited)
Charles Greene
Travis Grenke
Elaine Victoria Grey
David Greyson
Tina Grimm
Comic Con Booth Girl(uncredited)
Thays Gruppioni
Nerdy Comic-Con Attendee(uncredited)
Enku Gubaie
Alin Halajian
Photographer Press Scene(uncredited)
Riley Halden
London Hall
Joe P. Harris
Nerd(uncredited)
Becky Burne Harvey
Cheering Extra(uncredited)
Mackenzie Hawe
Bradford Haynes
Coroner(uncredited)
Benjamin Healy
Crowd Person(uncredited)
Dave Heard
Groomsmen(uncredited)
Paul Heinzelmann
nurse(uncredited)
Brandon Henschel
Nick Hentsch
Matthew Herington
Danni Heverin
Comic Con Miss Mexico(uncredited)
Leila Hilali
Roshanda Hill
Blue Disco Space Diva(uncredited)
Scott Hislop
Rachael Hobson
Ronald James Hoff Jr
Groomsman(uncredited)
Shannon Holtzapffel
Rosemary Howard
Hasbro Lobby Pedestrian(uncredited)
Kimberly Howe
Jahmilla Jackson
Nicole Jesson
Avan Jogia
Loverboy at Comic Con(uncredited)
Jenelle Jones
Court Stenographer(uncredited)
Natalina Jordan
Susan Jude
Lynn Julian
Wedding Reception Guest(uncredited)
Ken Kansky
Diner(uncredited)
Karli Karissa
Sam Jones's Girlfriend(uncredited)
Samantha Kelly
Bobby Kenney
Father of the Bride(uncredited)
Remington Keyes
Slim Khezri
Kimberlee Kidd
Jarred Kiel
Jeffery Kincannon
Orderly(uncredited)
Jo King
Martin Klebba
Chucky(uncredited)
Mike Koutrobis
E'va Krause
Front Row Courtroom Gallery(uncredited)
Madeleyn Kurg
My Little Pony Girl(uncredited)
Hashim Lafond
Frank Lagana
Morgan Lambert
Diner Customer(uncredited)
Morgan Larson
Brittany Lasky
Elester Latham
Juror(uncredited)
Henry Laun
Street Thug(uncredited)
Marty Lawson
Toi'ya Leatherwood
Ginger Girl(uncredited)
Davide Leone
Diana Lestat
Comic Con Patron(uncredited)
Kandiss Marie Lewis
Scat Pack Girl #2(uncredited)
Danny Litz
Silver Cape(uncredited)
Christopher J. Long
Courthouse Crowd(uncredited)
Luis E. Lopez
Frantz Louizia
Frank Lui Geo
Comic Con Critic(uncredited)
Jo Luijten
Phyllis Lynn
Robin Lynn
Pris(uncredited)
Gwen MacKay
Paige MacLean
Michael John Madden
Captain America(uncredited)
Bill Maher
Bill Maher(uncredited)
Anna Maiche
Kissing Couple(uncredited)
James Majeau
Alessio Quinton Marciello
Warrio(uncredited)
Tom Mariano
James Marinaccio
Comicon Attendee(uncredited)
Barrett Martin
Victoria Martonne
Fox Booth Antendee(uncredited)
Sophie Mazzaro
Fox Booth Girl(uncredited)
Olivia McCarthy
Stephanie McIntyre
Anna McNiven
Sexy Nerd(uncredited)
Franklin Mejia
Partner at Comic Con(uncredited)
Kaitlin Mesh
Brian Metran
Pacific Rim Robot(uncredited)
Kristina Mezzetti
Wayne R. Miller
Shayla Mitchell
Comic Con Attendee (Ninja Turtle)(uncredited)
Christine Mone
Kc Monnie
Dan Moyers
Kim Mulhauser
Mike Munich
Alexandra Creteau
Cassidy Neal
Ted's Attorney(uncredited)
Michele New
Vanessa Trevino
Cake Girl(uncredited)
Robert Nickerson
Lance Norris
Ryan Novak
James O'Brien
Jesse O'Neill
Darth Maul(uncredited)
Joseph Oliveira
Richard Pacheco
Courtroom Spectator(uncredited)
Arissa Page
Wedding Attendant(uncredited)
Chris Palermo
And Palladino
Nick Palma
Michaelangelo - TMNT(uncredited)
Gary Palmer
Nicole Parrish
Well Wisher(uncredited)
Doug Payton
Black Sails Pirate #2(uncredited)
Jonathan Peacy
Pixie the Pirate(uncredited)
Elizabeth Pollard
Fairy at Comic Con(uncredited)
Noelle Poulson
Co-counsel(uncredited)
Suzanne Prunty
City Pedestrian(uncredited)
Rob Raco
Jessica Rainville
TaRhea Ray
Steven Rears
Tina Redmond
Comic Con Miss South Africa(uncredited)
Doug Reed
Wedding Photographer(uncredited)
Adam Reeser
NY Comic Con Guy(uncredited)
Curtis Reid
Caterer(uncredited)
Catalina Rendic
Fox Booth Attendee(uncredited)
Stew Replogle
Patron at Diner(uncredited)
David Riccio Jr.
Lisa Richman
Court Clerk(uncredited)
Jenny Robinson
Cake(uncredited)
Giselle Rodriguez
Robert Roldan
Fan #3(uncredited)
Oszkar Rome
Gary Roscoe
Sagan Rose
Roseny Carrero
My Little Pony Booth Girl(uncredited)
Sandra Rosko
Improv Troupe(uncredited)
Lee Roth
Ariana Ruckle
Woman in Courtroom(uncredited)
Scott Ruud
Comic Book Geek(uncredited)
Kimberly Ryans
Ryan Rylander
Transformer(uncredited)
Krista Saab
Megan Sacco
Erik Salmonson
Convention Attendee(uncredited)
Brandon Scales
Tioka Bernard Schluter IV
Julie Schmid
Bron Schuler
Comic Con Fan(uncredited)
Tania Serrano
Comic Con Worker(uncredited)
Eric Shackelford
Comic Con Guy(uncredited)
Jeff Sicile
Catalina Snape
Extra(uncredited)
Dwayne Sneed
News Cameraman(uncredited)
Anita Soto
Supergirl(uncredited)
Chaunty Spillane
Bryan Stamp
Comic Con X-Box Vendor(uncredited)
Nick Steele
Random Guy(uncredited)
Luci Suicide
Comic Con Goat Girl(uncredited)
Michael Steven Swanson
Patient in Clinic(uncredited)
Amy Tardugno
Jim Templar
Noelle Trudeau
Marie Turcotte
Court Reporter(uncredited)
C.J. Tyson
Melissa Vaupel
Comic Con Visitor(uncredited)
Jonathan Vega
Adam Vera
Shopper(uncredited)
George J. Vezina
Nicolas Villamizar
Jury Member(uncredited)
Kyle Viveiros
Ana Vukicevic
Isabel Wagner
Patrick M. Walsh
Angry Cab Driver(uncredited)
Jason Weary
Klingon #1(uncredited)
Christopher Weigel
Caitlin Patricia Weiler
Mike Wendt
Amy Whalen
Courtroom spectator(uncredited)
Monay Williams
Sandra E Williams
Zola Williams
Joseph Wilson
Robert Woo
Doctor(uncredited)
Chase Woolner
Maître D'(uncredited)
Darryl Wooten
Sandra Yap
Adam Zalt
Venezia Zavala
Claudia Zie
Baroness Girl(uncredited)
Amanda Zocco
Flash Gordon's Date(uncredited)