Director's Cut (2016) | Full Cast

Adam Rifkin

DIRECTOR

Missi Pyle

Missi Pyle

Penn Jillette

Herbert Blount

Harry Hamlin

Godfrey Winters

Hayes MacArthur

Reed

Lin Shaye

Captain Wheeler

Gilbert Gottfried

Superintendent

Adam Rifkin

Adam Rifkin

Marshall Bell

Moving Company Guy

Nestor Carbonell

CSI Perry

Teller

Rudy Nelson

Dave Anthony

Richard Speck

Bree Olson

Sexy Nurse

Cokey Falkow

Special Effects Guy

Bridey Elliott

Wardrobe Girl

D. Brett Schramm

Jeffrey Dahmer

Lisa Rinna

Self

Jon Barinholtz

Video Assist Guy

Rob Steinberg

Detective Whiteside

Demetrius Thomas

Detective Jones

Matt Donnelly

Prison Guard 01

Lexi Love

Prison Guard 02

David Chapman

Assistant Director

Dylan Treger

College Boy

Shannon Treger

Young Nurse

Miles Dougal

Charles Manson

Meredith Pyle

Self

Reda Beebe

Medic

Kirsty Hill

Hooker Crowdfunder

Caroline Gayle

Paddle Girl

Benjamin Schrader

Mormon 1

David Aboussafy

Mormon 2

Ronald Graham

Albert Fish

Michael James Torbay

Annoying Person #3

Debi Staron

Police Officer

Shannon McManigal

Attractive, Funny, Well-Endowed Shooting Victim

Seth H. Steadman

Bad Hat Etiquette Cop

Jan Philip Browne

Blump's Burgers Owner

Coleman Lannum

Blump's Burgers Crowdfunder

Curt Harpold

Blump's Burgers Patron

Mick Luvbright

Caesar (with Chariot)

Kayla Levine

Child W

Cayla Kirschbaum

Cranial Cavity Cayla

Geri Hormel

Crowdfunding Cop Chick #1

Gillian Hormel

Crowdfunding Cop Chick #2

Samantha Nieto

Crowdfunding Cop Chick #3

Daniel Greenspun

Cutting Room Floor Guy

Lori Hyland

Cutting Room Floor Guy's Prostitute

Lisa Farmer

Dead Diner Dame

Carey Barrett

Dead Faculty

Chris Koontz

Dead Hippie

Derek A. Zavala

Derek the Stud

Daniel Bays

Detective Daniel Petoskey

Dionne A. Zavala

Dionee the Falling Angel

Chuck Fazio

Dr. Ted Manon

Monica Cook

Emily's Best Friend

Taylor J. Smith

Extremely Handsome Police Sergeant

Ché Graham

Fillet-O-Fish

Francesco Santora

First Guy Shot

Anne Roelke

Flowered Pants Lady

Bryan Hayned

Fryer Duck and Cover

Dee Luvbright

Gadget the Purple Pony

Andrew Wimsatt

Greeting Cop

Christopher Lemmings

Hamlin Fan

Cheryl Lemmings

Hamlin Fan Cheryl

Javier Andy Zavala Jr.

Handsome Cuban Manager

Mac McPherson

Invisible PTSD Cop

Warren Scott Kirschbaum

Keystone Cop Number 3.0

Brian D Sheehy

Officer Clem Son

Larry F. Scott

Officer Lutz

Rod Fielder

Police Officer

Jeff Levine

Uniformed Officer

Diana Terranova

Manson Girl #1

Jeffrey S. Levine

Uniformed Police Officer

Pam Love

Crowdfunder 04

Renee Reeser

Crowdfunder 05

Bob Lawler

Bigshot Producer with Mid-life Crisis

John Farrier

Blump's Burgers Victim

Robert Belushi

Elder Ashby (uncredited)

Daz Byard

Detective (uncredited)

Dean Cameron

Brian (uncredited)

Leonel Claude

Officer Gause (uncredited)

Valerie R. Cook

Security Guard (uncredited)

Brie Cubelic

College Girl (uncredited)

Javier Flores

Police Officer (uncredited)

Michael Haddad

Police Officer (uncredited)

Dave Johnson

Police Officer (uncredited)

Dustin Knouse

Reality TV Camera Man (uncredited)

Gus Langley

Police Officer (uncredited)

Katarina Law

Police Officer (uncredited)

Sarah Lowe

Agenty Cindy (uncredited)

Leslie McKeller

Nurse Twiggy (uncredited)

Robert McMurrer

Charles Whitman (uncredited)

C. Ronald McPherson

Restaurant Patron (uncredited)

Jeremy L. Morrison

Clash of the Titans Geek (uncredited)

Rich Nathanson

Guy Sleeping Under Stabbed Nurse (uncredited)

Jonny Ortiz

Club Goer (uncredited)

Shawn C. Phillips

Birthday Boy (uncredited)

Jon Ray

Cop (uncredited)

Mark Rossignol

Cop (uncredited)

Carlos Simental Jr.

Thug (uncredited)

Destiny Soria

Self (uncredited)

Patrick Statham

James Huberty (uncredited)

Ebony Williams

Ebony Williams (uncredited)

Scott Winig

Real Director of Photography (uncredited)

Wonkknow

Concert Goer (uncredited)