Michael Fail

Michael was born an raised in Savannah, Georgia. After high school graduation, Michael attended Georgia Southern University in Statesboro, GA for a year before joining the US Navy. Here, Michael found his true calling and made it a career of 22 years. Michael was a Cryptologic Technician riding 4 different submarines, 2 different aircraft carriers and working in a lot of buildings with no windows. After his time in the Navy, Michael attended Metropolitan State University of Denver in Denver, Colorado and graduated "summa cum laude" with a Bachelor of Science degree in Computer Information Systems - Networking. After graduation, Michael was lucky enough to join the United States State Department and began his traveling around the world again on the government's nickel. He was assigned to US Embassies in the following countries: Canada, Zambia, Cote d'Voire, and Iceland. After 7 years, Michael decided to finally retire for good and has now settled down in Cheyenne, Wyoming (at least until the next part in a movie comes up).