Sarah Von Zuben

Born in Slovenia, Sarah moved to Canada at the age of five as a stowaway on the S.S. Elliot, her parents, though still alive, were not aware of this and to this day search for their lost daughter. After being kicked off the ship at a port in Vancouver Sarah, wandered the streets, eating whatever she could find and selling marijuana to the local wildlife. Sarah was discovered one day digging through the trash behind the house of a Port Coquitlam couple who had been unable to conceive a child, they were named Jane Gregor and Desmond Gregor. After discovering Sarah digging through their trash at 4:00 AM, they promptly called the authorities, who mistook Sarah for an escaped animal of some sort and impounded her at the local animal services shelter, this was Sarah's first time in prison, but it wouldn't be her last. Sarah escaped the facility two days later by shaping a dog treat into the master key for the building. She then snuck onto a train headed east, and ended up in Ontario, where she found her big break in a movie which was never released, nor payed her.