Heiko Schaffartzik

Heiko was born in West-Berlin in the mid-eighties and spent two and a half years of his childhood in San Diego. He speaks two languages fluently without an accent since the age of 6 but couldn't tie his shoes until he was 7. At 12 he had become the best basketball player his age in Germany but was unable to keep the leukemia cells out of his body when he was 13. When Heiko was 31, two strangers called the French police when they found him on their couch, snoring away and completely hammered. However, when he was 32, he got an entire arena of Parisians to sing "joyeux anniversaire" to his father when he won the Three-Point contest at the All-Star-Game. A life-long student of movies and acting, he decided to do it professionally at the age of 37. We don't exactly know how to categorize Heiko, but we're kinda curious to see what this wonderful lunatic does next.