Randy Bernhardt

Randy Bernhardt had an uneventful childhood until the day he dropped out of 4th grade at the age of 17 to join the military. After a relatively boring tour, he returned to the States to fulfill his dream of working as a stripper/porn star. To maintain his lifestyle between shoots, Randy became a squire at Medieval Times, where he clawed his way up the hierarchy to be king of the entire kingdom. Once he could no longer ride a horse due to back problems, he abdicated the throne and became head cook at Medieval Times in Maryland. Nowadays, Randy spends his time alternating between his family, and telling youngsters at Medieval Times about "the good old days."