Ray Timmons

Ray Timmons was born with an extremely rare birth defect known as unicornitis also known as the unicorn disease in which a magical unicorn horn protrudes from his upper forehead. Growing up as a young child he had it hard with kids tormenting him incessantly about his odd protrusion. Luckily Ray was a determined young boy and overcame his unique disposition and turned his odd birth defect into a career, for you see the horn has the ability to Induce people into a hypnotized state in which all they can do is sing karaoke. Making millions of of his hit karaoke bar years later Ray decided it was finally time to part with his beloved horn and pursue his real dream of musical comedy in which he now sings about completely unrealistic subjects such as cyclops love and melon gang bangs. Though he no longer has the rare magical horn, he still uses the years of experience he gained from it. After years of watching people making complete idiots of them selves he learned the true ways of comedy and truly flourishes. Also a small side due to a small side effect of the horn Ray has prolonged lifespan and is actually 133 years old as of the year 2011.