Hurricane Bianca

New York substitute science teacher/stand-up comic Richard Martinez - who isn't even remotely effective at either - finally lands a full-time position in Texas through the Teaching Ambassador Program, but his stint falls short when it's discovered he's gay. With only one friendly local behind him, Richard returns to the school as sassy Bianca Del Rio, an outspoken teacher who'll put the unruly students and hypocritical school staff in their proper places, instantly becoming the best teacher he's ever been and the school has ever seen.

Released from prison, ex-teacher Deborah Ward seeks revenge on Richard Martinez, the cross-dressing co-worker who outed her practice of having sex with male students. Hearing of Russia's terrible treatment of homosexuals (far worse than Texans can), she tricks her former colleague to fly there over spring break, hoping he'll get unceremoniously imprisoned for his homosexuality. Complicating matters is Rex, Richard's mind-fried druggie friend, and Deborah's simple-minded daughter, Carly, who wants her deflated fake boobs restored.