My Inner Carnist (2022)

"I'm being held hostage by a... well. I'm not too sure what it is. I just know that its tall, its annoying, its breath smells like haggis, and it keeps trying to make me eat meat again. Oh, and I seriously think it puts actual Cows' blood into its coffee. Something about being back on the Keto Diet. Please send help immediately. Or, you know, you can just watch my dumb show and laugh at my misery, you terrible person. But mark my words. One day I'll escape it... one day I'll defeat My Inner Carnist...."