Director
Robert Dwan
DIRECTOR
Bernie Smith
Stars (in credits order)
Groucho Marx
Self - Host
George Fenneman
Self - Announcer
Melinda Marx
Self - Groucho's Daughter
Tuulikki Woods
Self - Finnish Housewife
Joe Gold
Self - Most Perfect Man 1956
Betina Consolo
Self - Elderly Husband Hunter
Chico Marx
Self - Prom Commercial
Harpo Marx
Rowena Hiemstra
Self - Dancer
Reg Lewis
Self - Mr. Universe 1957
Traian Boyer
Self - Hypnotist
Carl Doss
Self - Adoptive Father of 12
Sam Rifken
Self
Helen Doss
Self - Adoptive Mother of 12
Harry Ruby
Himself_Guest
John Charles Thomas
Self - Operatic Baritone
Prince Monolulu
Self - Horse Racing Tipster
Rocky Marciano
Self - Heavyweight Boxing Champion
Diana Lynn
Self - 1957 DeSoto Ad
Jeanne Crain
Hugh Gregory Morton
Self - Management Consultant
'Choo-Choo Charlie' Callaci
Self - Kid's TV Show Host
Sarita Heredia
Self - Flamenco Guitarist
LaVonne Thram
Self - 18-Year-Old College Student
Roberta Rene
Self - President of Elvis Presley Fan Club
Charles Wheeler
Self - 15-Year-Old Hipster
Michael Allen
NBC Page
Lori Hilton
Alice Backes
Self - Future Actress
Nina Kramer
Self - 19-Year-Old Librarian
Evelynne Smith
Harriet Snookal
Self - Hot Rod Mechanic
Zale Parry
Self - Champion Skin Diver
Ivan Kirov
Self - Dance Instructor
Stuart Palmer
Self - Contestant
Virgil Partch
Self - Cartoonist
Dean Cromwell
Self - Former USC Track Coach
Bertha Ragan Tickey
Self - Softball Pitcher
Maggie Ritter
Self - Beauty & Charm Instructor
Hal Keene
Self - Professional Wrestler
Oula Anderson
Self - Attractive Swede
Burt Stuart
Self - Jack-Of-All-Trades
Ann Reardon
Edith Head
Self - Costume Designer
Joe Louis
Self - Heavyweight Boxing Legend
Layne Britton
Self - Makeup Artist
Sean Meany
Self - Irishman
Barbara Schmidt
Contestant - 1954 Rose Queen of Pasadena
Bob Lemon
Self - Cleveland Indians Pitcher
Bebe Blake
Self - Songwriter
Emmett Ashford
Self - Pro Baseball Umpire
Francesca 'Mama' Weiss
Self - Celebrity Chef
Anthony Herbert
Self - Most-Decorated Korean War Veteran
Sylvester Nelson
Self - Staff Sergeant USMC
Sylvia Thompson
Self - Member of Tip-Top Club
Mimi Pill
Self - Housewife
Beverly Rubens
Self - Lawyer
Dr. Giovanni
Self - World's Greatest Pickpocket
Helen Bright
Wanda Klumper
Self - Pastry Shop Owner
Sascha Brastoff
Ray Bradbury
Self - Science Fiction Writer
Hoot Gibson
Self - Legendary Movie Cowboy
Billy Pearson
Self - Jockey
Archie Moore
C.S. Forester
Self - Author
Alice Cooper
Self - Gary Cooper's Mother
Peggy O'Kelly Lickel
Maryanne Badger
Helen Schwartz
Hazel L. Hummel
Self - Artist
Jeanne Wilkinson
Self - Student Nurse
Barbara Gant
Self - High School English Teacher
Sammy Lee
Self - Olympic Gold Medal Diver
Jerra Lynne Tyler
Self - USC Student
Primitiva Demandante
Self - Doctor
Halo Meadows
Self - Writer
Rita Chalmers
Self - McCall's Fashion Promoter
Bettye Hawley
Self - Restaurant Owner
Ann Rowell
Ketty Lester
Self - Nightclub Singer
Beverly Aadland
Self - High School Student
Denny Devine
Self - Son of Andy Devine
Nino Cochise
Self - Grandson of Cochise
Jan Dietrich
Self - Airplane Pilot
Mrs. Carveth Wells
Self - World Traveller
Peggy Slater
Self - Yacht Broker
Norma Hacker
Self - Farmer's Wife
Nancy Mason
Self - Beautiful Young Widow
Jean Farrar
Self - Yoga Enthusiast
Caryl Jost
Self - Poet
Glory Dawson
Self - L.A. Policewoman
Harvey C. Harmelink
Self - Fireman
Giselle D'Arc
Self - Bit Actress
Val Christensen
Self - Mayor of Cheyenne, Wyoming
Angeline Papadakis
Self - Greek Housewife
Nan Peterson
Nancy Valentine
Marianne Gaba
Self - Model
Pinky Tomlin
Patty Desautels
Self - Stuntwoman
Jim MacGeorge
Self - Comic Book Storyline Writer
Louise Randall Pierson
Self - Columnist
Edward Feille Jr.
Self - World War II Hero
Lois Bootzin
Self - Wife of Gypsy Boots
Charles Goren
Self - Contract Bridge Expert
Cathy Smith
Self - Vic Tanny Health Club Trainer
Kathryn Morton Godfrey
Self - Arthur Godfrey's Mother
Muriel Forth
Self - British Housewife
Diana Dodd
Self - Scottish Widow
Gladys Bentley
Jackie Joseph
Self - Actress
Michael Wayne
Self - Son of John Wayne
Tor Johnson
Actor
Evelyn Rudie
Ginger Drysdale
Self - Former Model
Kathy Qualen
Self - Stewardess
Cellardoor Crockett
Self - Modern Poet
Guy Hatfield
Self - Hatfield Descendant
Chuck Lewis
Self - Golf Pro
Paul Saltman
Skip Fickling
Self - Mystery Detective Story Writer
Sylvie St. Clair
Joan Phillips
Elaine McDonnell
Self - Slenderella Salon Manager
Dolores Dreier
Self - Large Lady
Mildred Gilmore
Private Eye
Mayme Maceira
Don Scott
Self - Mr. Physical Fitness 1956
Earlene Brown
Self - Olympic Shotputter
Gene Nelson
Louise Beavers
Pamela Mason
Joe McTurk
Self - Bit Actor
Karen von Unge
ACTOR
Verne Smith
Self - Old Gold Cigarettes Pitchman
Martha Mirrer
Fred Haney
Self - Milwaukee Braves Manager
Ellis Arnall
Self - Former Governor of Georgia
Irehne Hobson
Self - 90-Year-Old Woman
Charles Andrew Vespia Jr.
Self - Singer
Janet Willets
Self - Veterinarian
Proctor Thomson
Self - Economist
Philip Karp
Self - Musician, San Francisco Symphony
Elizabeth Howell
Self - Welsh Widow
Edna DeSpain
Pasqualina Marchegiano
Self - Mother of Rocky Marciano
Emma Gatewood
Self - Long-Distance Hiker
Frankie Avalon
Self - Guest
William Peter Blatty
Irish McCalla
Lou Nova
Audrey Kaufman
Self - Mrs. Housing Development of Amarillo
Eden Ryl
Self - Sales Consultant
Mike McKeever
Football Player
Aden Lowry
Self - Interior Decorator from Kansas
Clarence Allen
Self - Geologist
Jack Macfadden
Self - Son of Bernarr Macfadden
Charles O'Brien Osburn
Self - Aerial Stuntman
Dora Hill
Self - Mayor of Newport Beach
Abe Roth
Self - Professional Boxing Referee
Red Sanders
Self - UCLA Football Head Coach
Joanne Keene
Bill Rutter
Self - Phil Silver's Lookalike
Bill Eddie
Self - Loan Officer
Dimitri Tiomkin
Self - Hollywood Composer
Clarence A. Shoop
Self - General USAF
Mario DaRe
Contestant - Brother of Aldo Ray
Aly Wassil
Self - Pakistani Lecturer
Donald Douglas Jr.
Self - VP of Douglas Aircraft Company
Charles Dressen
Self - Washington Senators Manager
Mickey Walker
Self - Boxer
Benn Zeppa
Self - 13-Year-Old Schoolboy
Collette Nelson
Leonard Krause
Self - Psychiatrist
Roger Sharkey
Self - Irish Cowboy
Gordon Scott
Edgar Higgins
Self - Father-in-Law of Groucho Marx
Richard Buckley
Self - Comic
Desmond Slattery
Self - Amateur Actor
John Paul Stapp
Self - World's Fastest Rocket Sled Rider
John J. Anthony
Self - Marriage Advice Expert
Brad Andres
Self - Professional Motorcycle Racer
Nicco Romanos
Self - Greek Russian Immigrant
Charles Lewis Camp
Self - Paleontologist
Lingo
Self - Folk Singer
John Ralph Bilbo
Jules Strongbow - Professional Wrestler
Jose Luis Flores
Self - 7th Grader
Henry Jacobs
Self - KPFA Radio Host
Isaac Kashdan
Jim McKinley
Self - Parking Ticket Beater
Kathy Gabriel
Self - Miss Ohio 1957
Patsy Klein
Self - UCLA Coed
Danny Weil
Self - Adventurous Watchmaker
John Roese
Self - Former Biplane Stuntman
Emanuel Klein
Self - 77-year-old Jingle Writer
Ennio Bolognini
Self - Cellist
Mona Young
Self - Miss Norway 1954
Joseph Interliggi
Self - Chops Wood with his Teeth
John W. Hughes
Self - Lecturer
Don Davis
Self - One-Man Band
Candice Bergen
Self - Edgar's Daughter
Phyllis Diller
Self - Nightclub Performer
Ernie Kovacs
Aki Aleong
Self - Trinidadian
Alan Caillou
Corinne Cole
Actress
Sammy Cahn
Murray Rose
Self - Olympic Gold Medalist Swimmer
Richard Armour
Roger Beck
Self - L.A. Mirror Crime Reporter
Everett Austin Goodell
Self - Elevator Operator
Kishore Singh
Self - Sister of Kuldip Singh
Irwin Allen
Self - Movie Producer
Ray Corrigan
Self - Cowboy Actor
Don Drysdale
Self - Pitcher for Los Angeles Dodgers
Montie Montana
Gretchen Wayne
Self - School Teacher
Irvin 'Zabo' Koszewski
Self - Runner Up Mr. America
Kenny Washington
Self - Los Angeles Rams Running Back
Fred Demara
Self - The Great Impostor
Hugh Langtry
Self - Cowboy
Gloria Fickling
Stasa Damascus
Self - Aspiring Greek Actress
Linda Lewis
Self - 8-Year-Old Golf Pro
Valentina Hatfield
Charles Snow
Self - Watchmaker
Clifford Marks
Self - Bakery Proprietor
Parry O'Brien
Self - U.S. Olympic Shot Put Champion
Ernest Mayo
Self - Anti-Freeze Salesman
Patrick Phillip Thines
Self - Elderly Long-Distance Walker
Albert Hibbs
Self - Physicist
Joy Harmon
Marie Gomez
Travilla
Self - Dress Designer
Max Shulman
James Whitcomb Brougher Sr.
Self - Baptist Minister
June Adler
Self - National Wine Queen 1959
DeVere Baker
Self - Oceanic Rafter
Robert Cunningham Miller
Self - Director of the California Academy of Sciences
Napo Tuiteleleapaga
Self - Samoan Chief
Thomas Yangha
Self - Belgian Congolese Man
Milton Woods
Self - Tuulikki's Husband
Leona Vespia
Self - Charlie's Wife
Lloyd Kino
Self - Actor
Veronica Ericson
Contestant
Marlin McKeever
Thomas Cronin
Self - Royal Butler
Simon Argevitch
Self - Ladies Shoe Salesman
Ross Crossley
Self - Major, Quartermaster Corps
Henry Aaron
Self - High School Senior
Martha Parson
Self - Forelady
Klondike Kate
Self - Famed Yukon Dancer
Bill Early
Self - Cattle Buyer
Shirley Lestelle
Self - Pen Assembler
Pancho González
Self - Tennis Star
Marilyn Pierce
Self - Dog Trainer
Lynn Armstrong
Self - Cole Swimwear Rep
Lester Henthorn
Self - County Pest Controller
Vern Cameron
Contestant - Hydrologist
Velma Zimmerman
Self - Amateur Singer
Mary Brandvig
Self - Ham Radio Operator
Fay Spain
Self - B-Movie Actress
Liberace
Mary-David Sheiner
Self - 11-Year-Old Schoolgirl
John Guedel
Self - Producer
Icie Mae Hoffman
Shirley Spencer
Self - Young Miss America
Alice Enlow
Self - Special Investigator
Gerda Stol
Self - Airline Stewardess
John Barbour
Self - Paramount Studios Messenger
Paul Brooks
Self - 1958 DeSoto Ad
Jack Warner Jr.
Self - Warner Bros. Executive
Paul Anderson
Self - World Champion Weightlifter
Melba Taylor
Paul Popenoe
Self - Marriage Counselor
Mitzi Lynne
Self - Singing Housewife
Phil Interlandi
Identical Twin
Johnny Weissmuller
Jungle Jim
Francis X. Bushman
Otto 'Pop' Carter
Self - 102-Year-Old Man
Eddie Shaw
Self - 19-Year-Old
Nancy Sheppard
Self - Rodeo Trick Rider
Art Linkletter
Patricia Cutts
Joanna Lee
Janine Grandel
Pat McCormick
Self - Olympics Women's Diving Champion
Evelyn Beebe
Self - Aspiring Character Actress
Phyllis Warren
Self - Print Stripper
Lilo Denkhaus
Self - Valentina's Daughter
Valentin Fromann
Self - Russian Ballet Dancer
Anna Melchizedek
Edith Winslow
Rex
Self - Montie Montana's Horse
Dona Drake
Daws Butler
Self - Cartoon Voice Actor
R.L. Armstrong
Glen Turnbull
Dancer
Loriene Johnston
Self - Psychologist
Marjorie Neal
Andrewina Rodenborn
Self - Scottish Housewife
Brenda Broce
Self - Calendar Model
Marika Aba
Silvia Sparks
Laura La Plante
Self - Silent Film Star
Walter Knott
Self - Knott's Berry Farm creator
Joan Rosenthal
Self - Public Relations Consultant
Charles Sandoval
Self - Refugee
Norman Hadie
Self - Feline Veterinarian
Howard Hill
Self - World's Greatest Archer
Jim Ferrier
Tom Blazina Sr.
Self - Soldiered with Eisenhower in 1916
Janet Wang
Self - Korean-American
Maryann Ehrlich
Contestant - Housewife
Henry McLemore
Self - Newspaper Columnist
Lewis Glaser
Self - President of Revell (model cars)
Brenda Daley
Max Nussbaum
Self - Rabbi
Albert Eisen
Self - Mayor of Torrence, CA
Thomas Patrick Ryan
Self - Hanes Hosiery Representative
Chris Gugas
Self - Polygrapher
Ralph 'Red' Berry
Safety First
Self - Pharmacist
Frank Interlandi
Oreste Seragnoli
Nina Morgan
Self - Italian War Bride
Mary Barbour
Self - Greek Wife of John Barbour
Edgar Bergen
Self - Ventriloquist
Iva Bushman
Self - Wife of Francis X. Bushman
Yolanda Columbo
Self - Italian Tourist
Tommy Ongtooguk
Self - Eskimo US Air Force Sergeant
Ronnie Schell
Self - Comedian
Jack LaLanne
Self - Physical Fitness Expert
Charlie DiGiovanna
Self - Dodgers Clubhouse Boy
Ina Anders
Jack Curtice
Self - Stanford Head Football Coach
Richard R. Mathison
Self - Religion Editor for L.A. Times
Wes Hatfield
Self - Guy's Son
Leon Sylvers Jr.
Child
Jim Cummins
Self - Moving Company Executive
Louis Rich
Self - 94-Year-Old Returning Contestant
Patricia Hunter
Doodles Weaver
Self - Nightclub Comedian
Terry Huntingdon
Self - Miss USA 1959
Justin Pompeo
John Reeves
Self - Mobile Home Manufacturer
Norma Welch
Self - Swimmer
Beverly Putnam
Self - Elephant Hunter
Athol Smerdon
Caroll Hall
Cyril Bennett
Corine Clark
Kay Barker
Self - Butcherette
June French
Contestant - Messenger
Evelyn Sorrows
Self - Teacher
Kuldip Singh
Sam Whitman
Self - Salesman
Edna Kitchen Hall
Nicky Stewart
Self - Talent Agent
Phoebe Interlandi
Self - Phil's Wife
Mortimer Snerd
Self - Ventriloquist's Dummy (offstage)
Charlie Fox
Self - Vegetarian
Theona Bryant
Self - secret word girl
Lou Long
Self - Very Old Man
Yucca Salamunich
Self - Sculptor
Richard Tabor
Self - Lieutenant USMC
Indra Devi
Self - Yoga Lecturer
Jacqueline Ryerson
Mary Sackett
Self - Spinster
Albert Hall
Contestant - Newspaper Man
Gypsy Boots
Self - American Fitness Pioneer
Floyd Humeston
Self - Lion Trainer
Gordon Hahn
Self - L.A. City Councilman
Fifi D'Orsay
Self - Special Guest
Wade Ruby
Self - English Professor
Barbara Babbs
Self - 21-Year-Old Fiancé
DeVon Smith
Self - World's Champion Hitchhiker
Mark Harris
Self - Panelist
Robert Holzhauer
Newlywed
Arlene Holzhauer
Roosevelt Gray
US Army Private Draftee
Mary Futernick
Tourch Singer
Clyde Black
Spanish-American War Veteran
Vera Miles
Ruth Elder
Jack Powell
Joseph Rodriguez
Medal of Honor recipient
Rose Aranda
Rodriguez's Fiancée
Irving Maddox
Bus Driver
Melvin Leon Hunt
11 year old school boy
Pedro Gonzalez Gonzalez
Gordon Currie
James Hong
Ward Kimball
Chef Milani
Bob Mathias
Alexander Cushing
Eleanor Antonides
Jean Moorhead
Bill Love
Self - Student
Rose Westlake
Jenie Jackson
Gus Constance
Ziva Rodann
Sanita Pelkey
Stephen Perkins
Mary Eunice McCarthy
Self - Screenwriter, author
The Four Little Angels
Bobby Van
Maria McClay
Self - former Paris fashion model
Molly Magruder
Joyce DeHart
Guest
Jo Ann Zebell
Self - plumber's wife
Carol Briscoe
Marilyn Burtis
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