Square One Television (1987) | Full Cast

Charles S. Dubin

DIRECTOR

Dan F. Smith

DIRECTOR

Mike Gargiulo

DIRECTOR

John Ferraro

DIRECTOR

William Schreiner

DIRECTOR

Karl Epstein

DIRECTOR

James F. Golway

DIRECTOR

Jesús Salvador Treviño

DIRECTOR

Reg E. Cathey

Various

Larry Cedar

Various

Cynthia Darlow

Various

Cris Franco

Various

Arthur Howard

Various

Beverly Mickins

Various

Luisa Leschin

Various

Joe Howard

Officer George Frankly

Beverly Leech

Sgt. Kate Monday

Toni Di Buono

Sgt. Pat Tuesday

Mary Watson

Debbie Williams

Emilio Del Pozo

Captain Joe Grecco

Bari K. Willerford

Benny Pill

James Earl Jones

Chief Thad Green

Priscilla Lopez

Various

Alishia Taiping

Alishia Taiping

Michael Moran

Lou

Jim Thurman

Glitch

Tyra Ferrell

Ginnie Carlson

David D. Connell

Dick

Maddie Corman

Babs Bengal

Gary Owens

Lt. Dirk Niblick

Nile Lanning

Trudy Ebbtide

John Sayles

Roy 'Lefty' Cobbs

Betty Buckley

Sally Storm

Steven Marcus

Miles Reed

Kevin Winkler

Painter

Yeardley Smith

Jane Rice Burroughs

Devon Ericson

Maureen O'Rilley

Andre Gower

Eddie 'Rimshot' Harris

Christopher Lucas

Math Man

Alison Larkin

Pauline

Ed Sala

Capt. Queeg

Jayne Meadows

Lady Astute

Chuck McCann

Sheriff Mooney

James DePaiva

Archie Leach

Downtown Julie Brown

Self

Paul Dooley

Casey Bengal

John Griesemer

Frank N. Steenbrenner

Nick Wyman

Peeved

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Murray the Mouth

Suzen Murakoshi

Amanda Plonk

Gerry Vichi

Wally Wallaby

Leonard Jackson

Col. Ashby Wiggins

Zora Rasmussen

Kitty Feline

Darren Robinson

Self

Damon Wimbley

Self

Mark Morales

Self

William Windom

Judge Hoffman

Harry Blackstone Jr.

Self

F. William Parker

Mayor Quail

Elizabeth Wolfgramm

Self

Moana Wolfgramm

Self

Kathi Wolfgramm

Self

Eugene Hunt

Self

Eddie Lavata'i

Self

Rudy Wolfgramm

Self

Haini Wolfgramm

Self

Leroy Wolfgramm

Self

McLean Stevenson

Mike Pliers

Matthew Faison

O. L. Hoover

Bernadette Kelly

Li So

Bobby McFerrin

Self

Wayne Knight

Peter Pickwick

Tammy Grimes

Lauren Bacchanal

Julie Bennett

Sybil Divine

Paul Christie

Zook

Michael P. Moran

Long John Silverplate

Curt May

Meat Puppet Donnawhy

Therese James

Alison

Lewis Dauber

Airline Captain

Keone Young

MBARI Rep

Kristi Chong

Little Girl

Melba Moore

Carol

Barry Squitieri

Fan

Abby Lewis

Mrs. Koch

John Moschitta Jr.

Johnny Dollar

Sam Salazar

Officer Sam

Steve Fellman

Officer Steve

Kevin McCarthy

Norman Mailbag

James Karen

Prosecutor

Billie Hayes

Mrs. MacGregor

Adam Carl

Noel Sphinx Jr

Wayne Grace

Bailiff

Ric Mancini

Ernie

Sheila Rogers

Mrs. Schwamb

Gene R. Wallace

Desmond Ratcellar

Gary Pagett

Jake Karamazoff

Sena Ayn Black

Gussie Biceps

Marvin Katzoff

Oren Terwilliger

Jesse Howard

Howie

Bob Arbogast

Mr. Beazley

Geoffrey Lewis

Norman Tedge

Dick Sargent

Wellworth Watching

Kevin O'Morrison

Coach Earl 'Red' Koch

Christopher Reid

Self

Christopher Martin

Self

Todd Stockman

Charlie McShtick

Carol Locatell

Sylvia Sherwood

Bernice Massi

Hester Phester

Herschel Sparber

'Mad Dog' Fist

Charlie Heath

King Chris

Paul Lazar

Louie Jerris

Clarke Gordon

John Steenbeck

Peggy Shay

Little Old Lady

Clark Gordon

John Steenbeck

Lanny Flaherty

Kaboom Pickens

Joe Palmieri

O. Dean Middlemun

Jon DeVries

Agent Ovitz

Paul Barry

Judge

Dane Knell

A. Tad Bland

John Revell

Boy Scout

Bill Corsair

Morris Norris

Seret Scott

Prosecutor

Ari M. Roussimoff

Hell's Angel

Al Frantz

A.G. Gerfner

Spruce Henry

Bailiff

Alexander Harrison

Newsboy

David Cale

What One

G.W. Rooney

What Two

Max Von Kramer

What Three

Frederick Koehler

Self

John Anderson

Roark

Debbie Allen

Self

Kenneth Mars

Hans Balpeen

Tempestt Bledsoe

Self

Robert Oliveri

Boy

Moon Unit Zappa

Self

Shari Belafonte

Self

Edward Winter

Clarence Sampson

Dweezil Zappa

Self

Jason Wingreen

General Scarlett

Eve McVeagh

Mrs. Swaggle

Dick Wilson

Grocer

J. Downing

Stock Boy

Joseph Whipp

Buck Clyde

Lou Cutell

Store Manager

Mike Muscat

Barney

Rocky Krakoff

Rocky

Nicholas Love

Workman #1

Alan Stock

Steve Stringbean

Paul Tuerpe

Pie Balboa

Kurtis Blow

Self

Nick DeMauro

Man In Dodger Cap

Scanlon Gail

Workman #2

Ken Hill

Floyd Tyrone

Nicholas Shaffer

Toy Store Owner

Robert Broyles

Man at Dry Cleaners

Dwayne McClary

Soda Shoppe Teen

Jonnetta Thomas

Nell

Nancy Lieberman

Self

Ricardo T. López

Customer #1

A.J. Freeman

Customer #2

Jerry Anderson

John Phillips Lousa

Dale Park

Grunt

Guy Stockwell

Raymond Sticker

Jack Riley

Mr. Ledbetter

Nedra Volz

Myrna Breckenspan

Ronnie Schell

Art Fraud

Ron O'Neal

Sgt. Bill Dietrich

Rachel Longaker

Geri Lynn

Ray Stricklyn

D. John Mutard

Timothy Davis-Reed

Pirate

Ina Fried

Walter Treppling

Wendell Burton

Bernie Woodward

Toni Sawyer

Brain Surgeon

Eric Morris

Chief Wharfinger

John Stinson

Tucker

Remedios

Self

Jesse Lubinsky

Self

Clyde Kusatsu

Dr. Milton Miyasaki

Rex Reed

Self

Savion Glover

Self

Carl D. Parker

Fred C. Dobbs

Sue Anne Gershenson

Eve Adams

Anita Morales

Assistant Chief Rosa Morales

Regina Richards

Self

Ric Cane

Geraldo Rialto

Gregory Hines

Self

Joan Rivers

Self

Naomi Judd

Self - Member of The Judds

Wynonna Judd

Self - Member of The Judds

Lawrence Taylor

Self

Robin Leach

Robin Leach

Julius Erving

Self

Joan Gerber

Fluff Noodleman

Marv Albert

Self

The Judds

Themselves

Gene Moss

Fold Noodleman

Daisy Eagan

Emmy Kelly

Michael Sergio

Sgt. Abruzzi

Avner Eisenberg

Emit Kelly

Patrick Garner

Simon Legume

Bill Britten

Floyd Snerd

Sean Miller

Self

Barbara Feldon

Narrator (1987)

Allen Goodman

'Comedy Right Now' Drummer(uncredited)

Barry Hansen

Self(uncredited)

Rex Everhart

Blinky Isenglass(uncredited)