Bo' Selecta! (2002) | Full Cast

Ben Palmer

DIRECTOR

Leigh Francis

Various Characters

Craig Phillips

Self

Patsy Kensit

Self

Karen Hayley

Charlotte

Caroline Flack

Bubbles

Brian Cox

Brian

Nadine

Singer

Ozzy Rezat

ACTOR

Davina McCall

Self

Michelle Heaton

Self

Jessica Taylor

Self

Kelli Young

Self

Denise Van Outen

Self

Jonathan Ross

Self

Suranne Jones

Self

Jenni Falconer

Self

Tony Lundon

Self

Kevin Simm

Self

Myleene Klass

Self

Dermot O'Leary

Self

Vernon Kay

Self

Neil Fox

Self

Charlie Simpson

Self

Melanie C

Self

Alesha Dixon

Self

Craig David

Craig David

Nicky Byrne

Self

Kian Egan

Self

Brian McFadden

Self

Sabrina Washington

Self

Su-Elise Nash

Self

David Sneddon

Self

Federico Martone

Self

Jimmy Carr

Self

Ozzy Osbourne

Self

Sharon Osbourne

Self

Ethan Hawke

Self

Geri Horner

Self

Alex Ferns

Self

Sally Lindsay

Self

Barbara Windsor

Self

Keith Duffy

Self

Sarah Jayne Dunn

Self

Mariella Frostrup

Self

Michael Ball

Self

Terri Dwyer

Self

Tess Daly

Self

Sarah Baxendale

Self

Sarah Cawood

Self

Vanessa Feltz

Self

Elizabeth Dawn

Self

Kevin Kennedy

Self

William Tarmey

Self

Kate Thornton

Self

Jade Goody

Self

Penny Smith

Self

Lisa Kay

Self

Christine Hamilton

Self

Elizabeth Avis

Self

Cameron Diaz

Self

Lucy Liu

Self

Drew Barrymore

Self

Emilia Fox

Self

Beyoncé

Self

Meat Loaf

Self

Victoria Silvstedt

Self

Alice Cooper

Celebrity of Christmas Future

Jennifer Ellison

Self

Rod Stewart

Self

Katie Price

Self

Jarvis Cocker

Self

Sophie Ellis-Bextor

Celebrity of Christmas Present

Perry Fenwick

Self

Patsy Palmer

Self

Sarah Harding

Self

Rachel Stevens

Self

Melinda Messenger

Self

Danniella Westbrook

Self

Ben Shephard

Self

Simon Amstell

Self

Penny Lancaster

Self

Ronan Keating

Celebrity of Christmas Past

Jeff Stewart

Self

Lena Katina

Self

Edith Bowman

Self

Duncan James

Self

Girls Aloud

Themselves

Yuliya Volkova

Self

Natasha Hamilton

Self

Melanie Blatt

Self

Kerry Katona

Self

David Gray

Self

Chris Moyles

Self

Nicola Roberts

Self

Sugababes

Themselves

John Fashanu

Self

Jenny Frost

Self

Liz McClarnon

Self

Nell McAndrew

Self

Walter Lewis

Craig David's Voice Coach

Simon Webbe

Self

Dane Bowers

Self

Andy Scott-Lee

Self

Brandon Block

Self

Jackiey Budden

Self

Catalina Guirado

Self

Sean Pertwee

Self

Kelly Osbourne

Self

Emma Bunton

Self

Mel B

Self

Bob Mortimer

Self

Jack Osbourne

Self

Lisa Stansfield

Self

Jamie Oliver

Self

Samia Longchambon

Self

Abigail Titmuss

Self

Har Mar Superstar

Self

Linsey Dawn McKenzie

Self

Peter Andre

Self

John Altman

Nick Cotton

Derek Acorah

Self

Jodie Marsh

Self

Mike Read

Self

Kirsty Gallacher

Self

Fern Britton

Self

Mark Owen

Self

Phillip Schofield

Self

Jeremy Edwards

Self

Peter Dean

Pete Beale

June Sarpong

Self

Paul Ross

Self

Nej Adamson

Ali Osman

Paul McKenna

Self

Neil Ruddock

Self

Howard Antony

Alan Jackson

Jeff Lipman

Prison Psychiatrist to Michael Jackson

John E. Turner

Man in Bed

Kathy Dyton

Women in Bed

Lori Michaels

Self

Betty Hoskins

Self (uncredited)

David Hood

Minger Basketball Player (uncredited)